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Phone Tap PODCAST: Psychic Dentist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And I'm excited for
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  Speaker 1: this one because today we're doing another dual prank. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: broken eye team up, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's scheduled to go into the dentist for a regular cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: His girlfriend told us he's a little bit anxious about it,
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to try and take his anxiety and
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  Speaker 1: turn it into fear, confusion, and maybe even a small
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  Speaker 1: mental breakdown. Yeah. I know it's a lot to ask
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  Speaker 1: in one of these, but we're going to do our best.
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  Speaker 1: In your brand new phone tap. Right now, it's another
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving nine point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Evan from Dental Care. I'm looking at speak
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  Speaker 1: with Will. This is Will. Hi. Will. I was just
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  Speaker 1: giving you a call to confirm your appointment tomorrow at
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  Speaker 1: three pm. Yeah, I'll be there, great, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you saw a recent email, but our office
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  Speaker 1: merged with another practice, so it's going to be a
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  Speaker 1: little different from now on. What do you mean by different, Well,
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  Speaker 1: from here on out, we're going to require all of
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  Speaker 1: our patients to go through a preliminary screening with a
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  Speaker 1: very reputable clairvoyant. Oh what a clairvoyant. We merged businesses
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  Speaker 1: with a local psychic and she pre screens our patients
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  Speaker 1: now and we found it to be very effective. That's
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  Speaker 1: definitely different way. Yeah, her name's Psychic Celeste, and she
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  Speaker 1: already knows who you are, so you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: worry about introductions. I'm just gonna put her on right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold please all I'm actually I'm busy right now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have time to see hello. Hello will um Hi, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I was just talking to the dentist office. I think
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  Speaker 1: because some confusion. I don't Yes, that's right. Well, you're
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  Speaker 1: in the right place in the universe and on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: This is Psychic Celeste. Okay, Hi, sorry, I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: for a regular cleaning. I don't know what this is about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel that I feel your mouth or is a
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  Speaker 1: little anxious right now, could be Wait, wait, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: ninth grade braces? Am I right? Yeah? I had braces,
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  Speaker 1: but it's on my record in my file for it's
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  Speaker 1: a dentist, so it's not as I'm in tune with
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  Speaker 1: your inside. What is it about? Why am I talking
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  Speaker 1: to you? I work with a dentist's office, and you
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  Speaker 1: and I will be talking from time to time, and
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  Speaker 1: you never know, you might learn a little about your future.
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  Speaker 1: My watch. Yes, I won't take much of your time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions
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  Speaker 1: and hopefully you'll be all set for your appointment. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what I need your help for. I'm all
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  Speaker 1: set because I'm just going for a normal cleaning. Let's
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  Speaker 1: calm that inner energy. And have you had any mouth
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  Speaker 1: pain recently? No, but I'm kind of getting a headache. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that could be from the mouth pain. I see that
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  Speaker 1: that's a connection there. I'm sorry. This is really weird.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of seems unnecessary. I don't get Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is big. This is big. Will I can tell that
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  Speaker 1: some time in your near future, it's becoming clear there
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  Speaker 1: will be an intense pain in your back right molar.
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  Speaker 1: Are they going to like drill my molar. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on here? Why this is an intense experience? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm almost positive it's a very large cavity. Can you
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  Speaker 1: please transfer me back to the dentistry. Oh of course,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to transfer you back to Evan. Yes, please,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Hi Will. So, I was just listening in there,
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  Speaker 1: and it sounds like psychic Celest really helped you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad we caught that future cavity. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: so that's not how dentistry works. I don't understand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think we're just lucky that we have you booked
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  Speaker 1: for an appointment tomorrow already. So I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: add on another half hour. No, take care of that
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  Speaker 1: cavity for you, and I'll just need your credit card instrument.
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  Speaker 1: You can't know if I have a cavity. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you a credit card if I have one tomorrow when
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  Speaker 1: you check me out. Of you don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: have a cavity or not, and not either to you
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  Speaker 1: because you have to look at my teeth. No, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that either, but psychic Celeste saw it. A
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  Speaker 1: clairvoyant can't tell you that well, to be fair, psychic
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  Speaker 1: Celeste has been here for three weeks and she's been
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  Speaker 1: very effective, almost sixty five percent accuracy on her predic
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  Speaker 1: So I'm very glad we have not a great number,
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  Speaker 1: especially when you're talking about drilling people's teeth based on it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're not going to drill your teeth immediately. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as you sit in the chair, we'll still do another check,
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  Speaker 1: but we will need that two hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: co pay upfront. Is this some kind of scam? I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe it. Listen, I've been going to you guys
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  Speaker 1: for years and years and years, and I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what's happening and why you got me involved with a
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  Speaker 1: psychic year. Well, I think you're going to need to
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  Speaker 1: calm down your rage. Aura is getting out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you on the phone. I'm done with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to the other guy in charge of the billing,
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  Speaker 1: the guy who's trying to calm me out of two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. Ah, yes, the other idiot on
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Oh you're talking about me. You're ridiculous. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm the idiot. Oh okay, I thought Will was the idiot. Excusely,
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  Speaker 1: will we see one more thing in your future. And
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  Speaker 1: it's not a cavity, Will, it's laughter. What we're seeing
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  Speaker 1: laughter in your future. Will, Because this is actually Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: and Brook from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. Your girlfriend Sasha set you up. She said
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  Speaker 1: that you had a dentist appointment tomorrow, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play a prank on you. I was like, why
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  Speaker 1: is the dentist office merchant with a psychic Oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: I see in your future that you will be going
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  Speaker 1: to the dentist tomorrow, Am I right? Will, Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty dollars please, Oh my god, wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties two point five