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Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who's been frustrated because he's been having
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  Speaker 1: issue sending a package across the country. He has no
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  Speaker 1: idea what's been holding it up, so he sent multiple
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  Speaker 1: messages to the post office and hasn't gotten a response
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  Speaker 1: until today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, when Brooke.
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  Speaker 1: Finally reaches out to him to explain why, he's obviously
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  Speaker 1: ignorant and uninformed. It's your phone tap right now, Brooking.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Mindy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from the post office on forty th Street.
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  Speaker 3: Is this wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. You left a message earlier about a package that
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  Speaker 3: got lost on ye or didn't get shipped, and I
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  Speaker 3: just wanted to call.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you what happened. I was there.
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  Speaker 2: I was there a few days ago and I dropped
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  Speaker 2: off a package and we went over there. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: the tracking said there's an issue.
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  Speaker 4: I tried the group on the website or something.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I see. I mean, what was the destination that
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  Speaker 3: you were sending it to, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm shipping it to Burlington, Vermont.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what's the problem, really, what's the problem with
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  Speaker 4: what I just said?
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  Speaker 3: Well, the issue is we've been receiving notifications that our
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  Speaker 3: nation is currently in trade talks. What to swap Vermont
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  Speaker 3: for Greenland?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You've seen the news, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I been watching their news. But what
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  Speaker 4: are you talking about with Greenland and Vermont? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that's not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Lady.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're saying Greenland's not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Huh No, I know, it's a place, it's a country.
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  Speaker 4: I know what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying that the news that you're telling me that's
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  Speaker 2: not a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sir, you're being hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm hysterical and I don't like speaking to uninform people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not uninformed. You might be uninformed. I'm not uninformed.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. I don't make the policy, I just follow it.
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  Speaker 3: No mail's going in, No mail's going out.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not true, but it makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Greenland it's got resources, and what has Vermont got?
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  Speaker 3: Apel syrup?
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  Speaker 4: You know what, Maybe they're getting you false information over email.
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  Speaker 3: Sir. We're the post Office. We don't have email.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about of course you have an email, it's on
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  Speaker 2: your website.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's just for show goes nowhere, just like your package.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait so one no one, no one
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  Speaker 2: in the post office has an email.
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  Speaker 3: No, when email became a thing, we thought it'd be
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  Speaker 3: a fat and die out.
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  Speaker 2: So no one at your entire office has email.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm saying here is that we are one believers
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  Speaker 3: in traditional mail. Now, if you would like to buy
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  Speaker 3: some stamps, No, we've got a great deal on some
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  Speaker 3: commemorative Brad pits, you know from all his movies Oceans eleven,
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  Speaker 3: Fight Club.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you talking to me about Brad Pitt. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care about Brad pitch stamp.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you he's shirtless in the Fight Club one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about Fight Club. I don't even like
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  Speaker 2: the movie. When I'm here, I'm trying to talk to
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  Speaker 2: you about my package that's being held hostage. You're talking
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  Speaker 2: about Vermont being treated to Greenland. I just you know,
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  Speaker 2: I understand how ridiculous shoes. I just want to know
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  Speaker 2: what I package is.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it sounds like, sir, It sounds like
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  Speaker 3: democracy at work. Maybe you should get on board and
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  Speaker 3: lose the ponytail.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, we're talking I don't even have a ponytail. Can
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  Speaker 2: we talk in reality? Here?
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  Speaker 3: You don't have a ponytail, and I can't ship things
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  Speaker 3: to Vermont?
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  Speaker 2: So you know what it looks like.
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  Speaker 3: We're even screwed it?
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  Speaker 2: Are you at the post office right now? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: come down there. Not only do I want to package back,
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  Speaker 2: I would speak to your manager.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're a tough boy, high you can come on
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  Speaker 3: down to the radio station where Brooke and Jeffrey do
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  Speaker 3: them prank phone calls. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Now?
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  Speaker 3: The goodness they're not in Vermont, else you'd be out
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  Speaker 3: of luck. Wait, nothing goes in, nothing goes out except
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  Speaker 3: for phone taps. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: What what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, I'm Brooke from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: This is in the post office.
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  Speaker 3: No, your sister Stephanie set you up. She said you
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  Speaker 3: have some issue at the post office with a package. So,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, what we just made it worse, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: You know. You almost got me because there are some
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  Speaker 2: weird people at the post office.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I am surprised at how uninformed you are, because
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  Speaker 3: that whole Vermont Greenland thing that's real. The rest of
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  Speaker 3: it is totally made up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it goes goes out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's right, that's the policy broke
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  Speaker 2: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties