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Phone Tap: Mr. Stylish and the Vanity Plate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I know the entrepreneurs of the world will appreciate our
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  Speaker 1: next prank phone call. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Because when you run your own personal business and it
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  Speaker 1: gets super successful, you eventually reach the level of you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get
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  Speaker 1: me a personalized license plate branding myself on my vehicles. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you do. That is until the DMB screws
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  Speaker 1: it up for you. That's what happens today in your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, my name is axel Rin Dawn. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 1: the State Department of Licensing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what a name, and you work for the state?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm looking for Jacob Him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is him. How you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing well. Thank you for asking. I hope you're
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  Speaker 1: doing okay today?
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  Speaker 2: Doing great? Yeah? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So the reason for my call is is I
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  Speaker 1: work in the vanity license plate division. Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently you filled out a submission form a little while
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  Speaker 1: ago with us requesting a personalized plate.
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  Speaker 2: Yes I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know if you know this, but
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  Speaker 1: your request was approved. Yes, you should have received an
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  Speaker 1: email on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've gotten that.
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  Speaker 1: Great, So the plate was made and it will be
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  Speaker 1: mailed to the address that you provided.
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  Speaker 2: That's perfect. What else do you need from me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't need anything from you. I just am
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  Speaker 1: supposed to inform you that your license maybe just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit different than your specifications.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait my license or the license plate?
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  Speaker 1: The license plate? Okay, what the wording that you requested?
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  Speaker 1: So what did you want yours to say?
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  Speaker 2: Mister stylish? Mr dash sy lish? Is what I do? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I cut hair and I had spas and all that
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  Speaker 2: good stuff. So yes, hm, what what does a hummy?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm processing what you're saying mentally, so
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  Speaker 1: I think this still works? What?
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  Speaker 2: What is the plate? What did you what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: It's exactly what you requested. It's just the first S
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  Speaker 1: is over by the R and then there's a space.
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  Speaker 1: What hold on, sir? Just reading it out loud? I
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  Speaker 1: think people might read it as missus tylish?
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  Speaker 2: How the did that happen? How did how did I
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  Speaker 2: get past all the people that needed to see this.
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  Speaker 1: You're treating this like it's horrible news, like we made
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  Speaker 1: some kind of mistake. It's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally not what I requested.
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  Speaker 1: Well, just humor me and say it out loud really fast.
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  Speaker 2: No, do you not get it? Man? This is like
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  Speaker 2: what I do. Okay, people know me as mister stylish,
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  Speaker 2: not missus tilish you would have said it's sir.
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  Speaker 1: It still is, mister stylist. Just with the space after.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna convince me. Man, you stop, and now
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  Speaker 2: you've got to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, sir, I do have a solution, and I think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna like it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe it. What is it? Okay, we got
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  Speaker 2: a solution.
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  Speaker 1: You know the space in between?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the space right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, what if we just add an extra tea there?
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  Speaker 2: So well, dude, mister that's.
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  Speaker 1: Not the name I well, people will get it.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is not a solution. You're going to redo
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  Speaker 2: the plate as I requested. No more bullsh from you.
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  Speaker 2: Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I got you. We can redo the
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  Speaker 1: license plate, thank you. It will cost another one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty nine dollars, no.
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  Speaker 2: Excluding TAXA and you not interested?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Is it because you're broke? You can't afford one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: And forty nine Okay, you gotta watch yourself buddy, you're
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  Speaker 2: in customer service. Do you understand what that means? Right?
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  Speaker 2: You don't say like that to customers?
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  Speaker 1: Man, you stop, I'm not whoa Okay, you're right, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how could I ever think that a man who goes
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  Speaker 1: by mister Stylish would be low on funds? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: That was my best. What's wrong with me? Is I
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  Speaker 1: assumed you would take this news better? What I guess? Instead?
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  Speaker 1: I could see I've made you a little angry.
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  Speaker 2: A little a little man. You're infuriating.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm detecting that. I'm detecting some emotions coming from
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  Speaker 1: your detective work.
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  Speaker 2: Buddy, Thank you detective work.
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  Speaker 1: Listen. So if I were you, I would just stick
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  Speaker 1: with missus Tylish like we no, I need you.
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  Speaker 2: I want your manager Mann.
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  Speaker 1: Hear me out. Maybe you put a bumper sticker underneath
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  Speaker 1: it that points up and says, actually, mister Stylish your nut.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you anymore, don't you dare? No? No, no, no, no, no, please, okay.
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  Speaker 1: No, Just one thing. Robin, your friend, Robin, she sets
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  Speaker 1: you up for a phone tap. That's all I gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Robin is the one who sets you up for
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  Speaker 1: this prank call because you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: No boy, yeah, dude, Robin told us about your idea
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  Speaker 1: for your vanity license plate because you guys work together,
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  Speaker 1: so she thought it was a good opportunity to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're laughing, My god, Miss.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like the bumper sticker idea. We can have
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  Speaker 1: a few of them pointing at the license plates. Are
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  Speaker 1: really clear enough? Oh okay, terrible idea weeke up. Every
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  Speaker 1: morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning