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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Edited Your Wedding Photos · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And by far, some of the
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  Speaker 1: easiest people to mess with on these calls are brides. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know, for the picking Yeah, I mean, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a good time to catch them because they're already stressed
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  Speaker 1: out planning and organizing for the big day. But what
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  Speaker 1: about after the wedding relief? Right, Well, can you still
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  Speaker 1: mess with a bride? Then? They're pretty sensitive about their
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  Speaker 1: wedding I mean it's always very close to them. Absolutely. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the best opportunity that we found is to go after
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  Speaker 1: the one thing that they're still waiting on, and that's
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  Speaker 1: the wedding photos. Yeah, do not mess with the wedding photos. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to test it out today and see if
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  Speaker 1: we can break the bride host nuptials. Oh, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: break her. It's a good challenge for your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. Right now, on the twenties point five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Jonathan and I'm calling from Events and Photography.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Tricia. Please. Oh hey, Trish,
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of Dustin's assistants. He's been out sick all week,
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  Speaker 1: but he wanted me to give you an update on
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  Speaker 1: your wedding photos. Are they gone? They are? I know, right,
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  Speaker 1: I just finalize everything about an hour ago, including both
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  Speaker 1: wedding albums and girl, I'm not even doing it justice
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  Speaker 1: when I say this. They are amazing. Oh. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for you to see him too. They're so cute. Now, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: since Dustin's been gone, I had to step up, and
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  Speaker 1: if I'm being honest right now, I think I rose
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  Speaker 1: to the occasion and crushed it, just like how j
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  Speaker 1: Lo did on Hustlers. You know what I'm saying. That
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  Speaker 1: is such good news. I'm so excited, I know, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm more relieved because it was like my first time
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  Speaker 1: doing it, so I was just a little bit nervous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy they're done now. It was your first time, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and Dustin didn't even give me permission. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: so Dustin told me he was going to see this
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  Speaker 1: all the way through. He didn't talk about anyone else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: coming in to finish anything. Yeah, totally. But you know
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  Speaker 1: how it is when you're sick and you feel like
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  Speaker 1: a little like crunchy, like ick, you know. So I
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  Speaker 1: just figured i'd take it upon myself and help. If
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  Speaker 1: Dustin going to take a look at this, like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't need to. I'm telling you, these are gorge
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  Speaker 1: thank you. But to be honest, it's a little bit
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  Speaker 1: taken aback because Dustin and I had talked about, you know,
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  Speaker 1: what we were going to do. Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 1: way your hubby looked at you for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: It was at the Royal Wedding. I remember when Prince
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  Speaker 1: Harry looked at Megan Marko, Oh my gosh, thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But if I'm being honest, it needed something more more. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you mean more what's the word, like kind of basic?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I don't I don't know if we're on
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  Speaker 1: the same page here, I don't really I don't really understand.
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  Speaker 1: These are just normal wedding pictures. Here's what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I added a tiny sombrero out of your husband's head
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  Speaker 1: and oh my god, I am dying. Okay, silly, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at it right now, you're not serious, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I photoshopped it onto him and it's no, no, no, no no, no, darling.
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  Speaker 1: I am very confused. I paid a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: for days. When we talked about it, I never said
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  Speaker 1: I wanted anything extra. Oh and definitely no photoshop. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not like a funny joke album.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's a wedding album totally. But as you're
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  Speaker 1: creative lead, since Dustin is sick, I made the call.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't sign up for a creative lead. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: pay for creative lead. I don't want my husband bring
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  Speaker 1: up sombrero. That's not what I pay for. You need
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  Speaker 1: to change this. I don't think once you see it
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want any changes. You may even want me
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  Speaker 1: to add more. No, I don't want you to add more.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to the words coming out of my mouth. This
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  Speaker 1: is not okay. I'm sorry I'm yelling, but you're not
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  Speaker 1: listening to me. We have to change it. Just here
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  Speaker 1: me out when you said I do. I put a
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  Speaker 1: Snapchat filter on all the groomsmen and how they all
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  Speaker 1: have deer antlers. No, it's so cute, your favorite funny stop. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: take a deep breath. Okay, you're right, it's not funny,
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  Speaker 1: but it's also not boring anymore. And that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: them to be boring, normal wedding photos. That's what I wanted,
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  Speaker 1: and I just wanted something nice to remember her dad.
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  Speaker 1: It's stupid. It's pitchy and tacky and dumb. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a joke. We're not convenient. Okay, honey, member, you're too
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  Speaker 1: blessed to be stressed. You just got married. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: keep that energy. Okay, now listen to me. Focus. You're
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  Speaker 1: totally going to change your mind when you see the
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  Speaker 1: picture of the father daughter danced do I did a
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  Speaker 1: face slop. So you're wearing his cheap baggy suit and
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  Speaker 1: he's in your wedding dress. It's so hilarre. You just now, well,
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  Speaker 1: I would do that, but I can't because I don't
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  Speaker 1: really work here, and I've never seen any of your
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  Speaker 1: wedding pios. Like ever are you talking about? My name's
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  Speaker 1: actually Holds A from the radio show Breaking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning phone tap on you. Your husband Jackson said
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  Speaker 1: you were so excited to get your picks back, but
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  Speaker 1: you also want to mess with you about it. So
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  Speaker 1: you guys, I hate you, but I love so much.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I yeah at you, but you were
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  Speaker 1: being so annoying. It's okay. I'd be freaking out too
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  Speaker 1: if I were you. But in all honesty, I want
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  Speaker 1: to put a little some brewer on your head too, someday,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the door. No, please, never do that. No, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: weeke up every morning with foone taps weekday mornings on
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