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Phone Tap: Free A Felon · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank calls Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, And today we reach out to a
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  Speaker 1: guy whose wife went to a charity auction the other
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  Speaker 1: night without him. It had something to do with her work,
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  Speaker 1: and she was already downtown anyway, so she went came
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  Speaker 1: home and didn't mention anything significant happening. Okay, So imagine
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  Speaker 1: the husband's surprise when he gets a call from one
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  Speaker 1: of the organizers thanking him for their extremely generous donation.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now, working Jeffrey's phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is Kevin or Pamela in Oh?
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  Speaker 2: This is Kevin. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? Kevin, This is Harvey Dart. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: call and say thank you so much for your generous
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  Speaker 1: donation last night at the charity banquet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't go to the event. My wife did. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I guess it was something connected to her work downtown.
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  Speaker 1: Got it? Well, will you just please send on the
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  Speaker 1: message that Allies thanks her for her generous donation of
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  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: What five grand? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. We're very grateful.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure you are, and who are you with again, Allies?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it stands for affluent lawyers leveraging influence for early sentences.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we need to back up here. But what what's
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  Speaker 2: this charity? What are you doing? Because I wasn't there
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  Speaker 2: and I had no idea she was going to spend
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  Speaker 2: that amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I understand. It's basically a fund that helps already
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  Speaker 1: well off attorneys pull some strings to get their less
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  Speaker 1: than desirable clients out of jail faster. What. Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: with your generous five thousand dollars donation, you've helped put
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  Speaker 1: at least three convicted felons back out onto the streets,
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  Speaker 1: giving them another chance.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hold on a second. That doesn't sound good what
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  Speaker 2: you said.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean if you were one of the freed
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  Speaker 1: criminals who had his assault charges dropped, and then it
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  Speaker 1: would sound good.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds even worse.
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  Speaker 1: How so, how's it worse?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's already confusing enough that the name of
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  Speaker 2: your charity as Allies. Well, and I'm sure my wife
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  Speaker 2: got confused by that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, in our defense, it's better than the acronym
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  Speaker 1: that we had before, which was cash Counselors. Assisting scumbags home.
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  Speaker 2: What's good about putting criminals back out on the street.
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  Speaker 1: You said earlier that you weren't at the event, right,
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  Speaker 1: that is true. Last night one of our highest billers,
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  Speaker 1: his name is Phil McDougall. You probably heard of him,
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  Speaker 1: but Phil talked about getting a guy nicknamed Fatal off
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  Speaker 1: of his third home invasion charge.
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  Speaker 2: Wit.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't really moving.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, this is starting to sound like some
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  Speaker 2: kind of joke and I'm not into it play.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all. It was actually one of
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  Speaker 1: the biggest challenges of his life and he couldn't get
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  Speaker 1: the charges dropped without your donation. I mean, I mean
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  Speaker 1: not yours. It was someone else's. But your donation will
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  Speaker 1: help a criminal in the future.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna put stop payment on that check, so you
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  Speaker 2: better return it because your charity sounds like worship.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're not considering all the positive after
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  Speaker 1: effects that it has. Did you know your contribution is
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  Speaker 1: non tax deductible.
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  Speaker 2: We're not even getting a break on it, so the
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  Speaker 2: irs then we're absolutely putting stop payment on this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, at this point, we already have the cash
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  Speaker 1: in our account and there's not a lot we can do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll be getting that money. I will absolutely be
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  Speaker 2: getting that money.
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  Speaker 1: You won't, but you will be getting a thank you
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  Speaker 1: card from a future freed criminal. Wait what because we
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  Speaker 1: do provide the home address of any donation over one
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 2: Are you out of your god mind?
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  Speaker 1: And so you should be expecting a thank you card
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  Speaker 1: from someone like fatal Probably.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not doing anything like that, and no one's
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  Speaker 2: coming to the house.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous. Just because a criminal has your address
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  Speaker 1: and knows you have a lot of money to donate,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't mean they're going to show up and rob you.
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  Speaker 1: That's prejudiced.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't need I need the name of
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  Speaker 2: your general counsel. And I need to know where the
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  Speaker 2: hell that I'm I'm getting this check back from, and
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  Speaker 2: it better be in my hot hand manyanna got it?
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  Speaker 1: That's Spanish for next year anyway. I would just request
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  Speaker 1: that you tell your wife the charity and the prank
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  Speaker 1: call that we did. We're both a massive success. You
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  Speaker 1: said what I said, prank call was a big success.
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  Speaker 1: Because Pamela listens to a radio show. It's called Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, and that's why he does.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting phone tap right now by me. I'm jeff
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Kevin, Dude, I'm going to strangle you through this phone.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. We have criminals that can do that
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  Speaker 1: for you, for you, free them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of strangulations for my five grand.
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  Speaker 1: You sounded so shocked when you heard what the charity
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  Speaker 1: was actually for.
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  Speaker 2: Not be able to sleep tonight.
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  Speaker 1: No, you could help a convicted convict named Diesel get
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  Speaker 1: off of his burglary charge. Oh my god, he wants
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  Speaker 1: to come to your house and thank you in person.
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  Speaker 2: Get in line.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Fatal's going to meet you first. All right
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  Speaker 1: after it, you'll get along great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties