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Phone Tap: Sky Hands · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And there comes a
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  Speaker 1: time for every grown person to say, would I be
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  Speaker 1: better off with a life coach? And I would have
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  Speaker 1: to unequivocally say one hundred percent. For today's phone tap caller,
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  Speaker 1: the answer is no, because I'm his prospective life coach,
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  Speaker 1: and today I'm calling him for the very first time
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  Speaker 1: to give him a little taste of what I do.
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  Speaker 1: And my methods, while highly effective, are quite unconventional. Interesting
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  Speaker 1: you'll hear it in your brand new phone tap right
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  Speaker 1: now on the twenties. Hey, I'm moving. Hello. Hey, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Charles Champion. I'm looking for seth. Uh. This is Seth.
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  Speaker 1: Hey seth. My assistant forwarded me your email inquiry about
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  Speaker 1: looking for a life coach. Uh. Well, I guess so.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know much about life coaches, and I've
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  Speaker 1: never really done anything like this. So you know, I
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  Speaker 1: figured it was worth no worries, No worries. My man's
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  Speaker 1: safe space here. And look, if you don't mind me
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  Speaker 1: asking who referred you. Oh it is my friend Sandra.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, yes, Sandra. She's been one of my
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  Speaker 1: best clients. Fantastic success story there. She told me about
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  Speaker 1: how great things are going, and she told me how
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  Speaker 1: good you were, and I thought, let's give it a try,
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  Speaker 1: you know, awesome, hands to the sky, hands to the sky,
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  Speaker 1: sky hands on that one. But I do have to
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  Speaker 1: tell you before I bring on a new client, I
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  Speaker 1: usually do a quick introductory call to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: we're compatible, you know, okay, And so if we can
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  Speaker 1: do that right now, if you have a few minutes,
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  Speaker 1: I get a minute, Yes, great, okay, sky hands. So
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to just start out by talking about family,
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  Speaker 1: because they can have a large impact on a person's life. So,
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  Speaker 1: who would you say is your ugliest family member? What?
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  Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean? Yeah? Just my
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  Speaker 1: ugliest family member? Right, Just tell me who the ugliest is,
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  Speaker 1: just off top of your head. Don't even think about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody is ugly. Oh sure, yes, everybody's beautiful. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but if you had to just pick one that's not
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  Speaker 1: as attractive as the rest, and I need you to
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  Speaker 1: say it right now. Okay, who is it? Go uh,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, just say it my sister, Pam. Great, awesome.
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  Speaker 1: We're making progress, all right? You with me? How are
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  Speaker 1: we making progress? We just took the first step. Okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: would you say that you're better looking than your ugly sister? Hey? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you can't say that my sister is ugly? You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Let me rephrase. Are you better looking than
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  Speaker 1: you're less attractive sister? In your opinion? You don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that statement, but yes, yes I am.
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  Speaker 1: Okay awesome, yes, sky hands. Now do you feel better
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  Speaker 1: about taking on the day? How is that supposed to
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  Speaker 1: help me with my day? Look? I know you're new
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  Speaker 1: at this, so you probably didn't realize, but you just
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  Speaker 1: had a pretty big victory, my man, I did. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you should feel better about yourself because you're not as
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  Speaker 1: ugly as your sister, So now you can tackle the
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  Speaker 1: day just knowing that. That's power. So because I'm more
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  Speaker 1: attractive than my ugly sister, I should feel better. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying that doesn't make any sense. Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: so my entire life coach practice is built on making
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  Speaker 1: you feel good because someone else in your life has
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  Speaker 1: it worse than you. That sounds really harsh. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know says sometimes growth is a little bit painful. It
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  Speaker 1: is a little bit harsh. But we're taking that step. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So let's go to the next one. Tell me one
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  Speaker 1: friend you have who has an uglier girlfriend you. So
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing is based on how many ugly people
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  Speaker 1: are in my life. The ugliness is the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: the success pyramid. Okay. We got to start at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom with the ugly, and then we'll move our way
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  Speaker 1: up to the top to success. So go ahead, just
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  Speaker 1: one friend who has an uglier girlfriend than you do?
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  Speaker 1: Go who is it? John? Day? John? That's just wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Just so I can get a clear picture in my head,
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  Speaker 1: how ugly is John's girlfriend, Like really ugly, hideously ugly. No,
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  Speaker 1: you said less attractive than my girlfriend, But yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to know how much less attractive. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to visualize it in your mind, how ugly they are,
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  Speaker 1: so that you'll feel better about yourself. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do this Okay. I don't think being a life coach
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  Speaker 1: in this way, doing these kind of things is the
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  Speaker 1: way that I want to be life coach, I guess. Oh, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you judging me right now? Seth? Are you judging
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  Speaker 1: Charles Champion and his practices? I'm not judging it because
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna have If you know, Seth, I
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  Speaker 1: was runner up for most Inspiring in the two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and eight Life Coach Games Austria. Do you think that
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  Speaker 1: was easier? I didn't even know they had Life Coach Games.
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  Speaker 1: You know, well they do on your success, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And I was also voted Gentleist hugger as well. I've
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  Speaker 1: hugged people on every continent. Can you say that about yourself? Seth? Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't any event on every continent. Okay, But the
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  Speaker 1: thing is, you know why. I think you know why, Seth.
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  Speaker 1: You know why you haven't hugged people in every continent
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  Speaker 1: because you're surrounded by ugly people. Let's climb out of
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  Speaker 1: the ugly pit. Oh man, Yeah, we'll do it together.
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  Speaker 1: Take my hand, set take my hand. Let's climb out
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  Speaker 1: of this ugliness together. Hands to the sky, Hands to
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  Speaker 1: the sky. What and the hell of the hand to
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  Speaker 1: the sky me, don't laugh at me. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how this works. It works starting with you, Seth.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta believe. I don't believe in any of this,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't understand why you. Well, she probably recommended
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  Speaker 1: me because you wanted me to do a prank on you,
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  Speaker 1: not to be your life coach. Hands to the sky,
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  Speaker 1: no wash sky hand Okay, I don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: hell you're talking about. I'm talking about. I'm actually Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank call, Sandra, set you up. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: it's all a joke, man. Sandra emailed us. She said
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  Speaker 1: you're going through a little bit of a rough time
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  Speaker 1: and she just wanted to make you laugh. Oh, for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, I actually believed you that maybe I am
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by a bunch of wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five