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Phone Tap: Maxi Swag Girl · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap and today I call a young
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  Speaker 1: woman whose biggest dream is to become a world famous
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  Speaker 1: Instagram influencer. Well, I'm about to make that dream come true.
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  Speaker 1: You are, and I set up an Instagram account for
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  Speaker 1: a fake fashion company. I've already DMed her saying I
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  Speaker 1: think she could be the face for our newest line
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  Speaker 1: of accessories. You're cat fishing her. Yeah, well she took
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  Speaker 1: the bait. Okay, now it's time to call and tell
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  Speaker 1: her about some of the hot new items that she's
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  Speaker 1: going to be taken photos with. I wonder if she's
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  Speaker 1: still going to be interested once she finds out what
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  Speaker 1: they are. Here in your phone tap right now. Another
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Ashley, this is Rick Bighead from
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  Speaker 1: Maxi Swag Accessories. Yeah, yeah, I got your message. Hi
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  Speaker 1: are you doing I'm doing really great? How are you
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing great too, are you Maxie Swag great? I
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  Speaker 1: guess so, all right, that's what I like to hear.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm kind of nervous right now. Hey, do not trip.
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  Speaker 1: You got Maxie Swag, A nista potential girl. Yeah, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: so pum well. I mean we've seen some of those picks.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been posting? You know, sexy but tasteful. I
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  Speaker 1: saw those and I was like, mmm, yes, yes, this
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  Speaker 1: is what our brand needs. This. She's got it. She's
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  Speaker 1: the one. Like so, I'm like smiling so hard my
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  Speaker 1: face hearts right now. I love you like I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I've just wanted to do this so long. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we loved about you. You almost got five
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  Speaker 1: thousand followers. You know you're not huge by any means,
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  Speaker 1: but you're about to be after you rep our Swag.
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  Speaker 1: Can I give you a taste? Yeah? All right. One
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  Speaker 1: thing that's straight fire is our trendy new line of ABB's.
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  Speaker 1: What's the ABB stands for Adult baby bottles abbs? What? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they're all the rage right now. Baby bottles meant for adults.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was like a thing. What? Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: you need to rock some of these ABB's. Girl, do
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  Speaker 1: you want me to just like hold a baby bottle?
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  Speaker 1: I mean holding it, yes, but also suckling on it.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna need picks of you sucking on the
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  Speaker 1: bottle while you're riding a bike, hanging with your friends
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  Speaker 1: at a bar, sipping on an abb You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? In public? Do you want me to do
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  Speaker 1: this in public? Hell? Yeah? In public? All the fenci
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  Speaker 1: lebs are on this. Snooky just got paid ten gs
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  Speaker 1: to bring one to the new Tyler Perry movie. So
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  Speaker 1: you said they were like a ton of hot products
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  Speaker 1: right now? Is there something another product you guys make
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  Speaker 1: if that I'm just like uncomfortable with? Maybe the baby
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  Speaker 1: bottle of public part? I guess if you want, we
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  Speaker 1: could fit you with some stemies. What is it? Stemies? Stiny?
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  Speaker 1: You know styrofoam underwear. It's a mashup of styrofoam undis
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  Speaker 1: stemies styrofoam underwear. Yeah, I'm wearing some stemies right now.
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  Speaker 1: They're crunchy but soft. You've seen them on TMZ. Everybody's
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  Speaker 1: wearing them, Chrissy Teagan, Sandra Bullock. It's like the diaper
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  Speaker 1: thing and the bottle thing as you gotta see it,
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  Speaker 1: I put your future shades on. Okay, imagine you're on
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  Speaker 1: the hot date some Brazilian guy that you just met
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  Speaker 1: off Tinder. Next thing you know, oh, we're back at
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  Speaker 1: his studio apartment. You're on the bed, you's sliding off
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  Speaker 1: that dress and then boom, styrofoam peanuts everywhere. Yeah. Even
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  Speaker 1: just the way you said that, like doesn't sound very hot.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, do you have like something else? If
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  Speaker 1: you're ready to blow up and you want to mess
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  Speaker 1: the followers, I'll slap some tutor tags on you. Tutor tags?
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  Speaker 1: How do you not know this? They were just in
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  Speaker 1: the Milan Fashion show. Stickers you pop on the back
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  Speaker 1: of your pants when you're having a gassy day. What
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Right now? Like a bumper sticker
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  Speaker 1: for your straight up but let's peeps behind you know,
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  Speaker 1: look out, it's kale day too. Oh my god, stop it. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a real thing, Ash, I'm telling you. These
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  Speaker 1: dropped last Sunday. We already crossed the ten thousand marks.
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  Speaker 1: Just hot fire tutor tags. A straight lava I'm not
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  Speaker 1: wearing a sticker on my butt is telling people I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting and I had a gas. That's just like absurd.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're being so extra right now.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that you were on board being a Maxi
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  Speaker 1: swagonista and then now you're throwing shade. Well no, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going shade at all. Like I really want
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  Speaker 1: to work with you, guys, I just wouldn't. Is there
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  Speaker 1: anything else? I mean, I guess I could throw you
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  Speaker 1: a bone? Maybe you could do a call here. Were
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  Speaker 1: there plank calls, like like filming myself making them or
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  Speaker 1: doing them? Like, what does that have to do with
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  Speaker 1: any of your products? Well it doesn't, but we're already
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  Speaker 1: doing one on you right now because you're my Maxi
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  Speaker 1: swag prank a nista. I am yeah, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jeffrey from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No, it's not. Yeah, my god,
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  Speaker 1: your friend Samantha set you up. She said you always
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  Speaker 1: tell her about how you'd be such a great Instagram influencer.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted to have a little bit of fun with you.
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  Speaker 1: She even had me set up a fake account and
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  Speaker 1: reach out to you on Instagram just so that we
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  Speaker 1: could set you up for this. Oh my gosh. I
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  Speaker 1: was like Maxe, like, what it is that? Honestly, you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me that you wouldn't rock a pair of stimies
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  Speaker 1: that's styro from underwear. You look so hot in that. Really,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Break you like what, Yeah, break den stemies
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  Speaker 1: while you're rocking the red carpet that's fired. Oh god.
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