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Phone Tap: Season Tickets Cancelled · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap and Jose, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to close your eyes and picture your favorite baseball team.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how much you love them and support them,
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  Speaker 1: and you hope someday you can watch them in a
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  Speaker 1: World Series in person. Don't make me cry, Jack, It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty magical.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I want you to imagine that very organization calls
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  Speaker 1: you directly on the phone to say I'm sorry, but
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  Speaker 1: you specifically are not allowed back in the stadium because
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  Speaker 1: you're not a good enough fan. Still not good enough?
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  Speaker 1: How would you feel? Confused, angry, flabbergasted, probably cry No
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  Speaker 1: matter what happens, I'm gonna cry, Jab. That's what we
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  Speaker 1: did with one dude today, calling from his favorite MLB
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  Speaker 1: team with some shocking news in your phone tap right now. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Jacob, Yeah, the who's calling? This is Mike Cabbage
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  Speaker 1: from the Atlanta Baseball Organization. I work in customer care division.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hi, Yeah, so you're a twenty seven game season
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  Speaker 1: ticket holder? Correct?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So before I send out the refund, have
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  Speaker 1: you moved recently or is your address on file still current?
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  Speaker 2: What refund?
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  Speaker 1: The refund for the rest of your season tickets?
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  Speaker 2: Why am I getting a refund for the rest of
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  Speaker 2: my season tickets?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you saw the email we sent it last night.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't get any email.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess maybe once a spam or something. The
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  Speaker 1: issue is the organization's made the difficult decision not to
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  Speaker 1: have you back for the remainder of this season.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you understand you're being released from our season
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  Speaker 1: ticket roster.
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  Speaker 2: Uh No, I don't understand. Why am I being released? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a player, I'm just a fan.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what did I do for our twenty seven game
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  Speaker 1: ticket holders? We expect the bare minimum when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to cheering and player encouragement.
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  Speaker 2: To bare minimum of cheering.
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  Speaker 1: We're supposed to cheer.
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  Speaker 2: As a fan, I know how to cheer for the players.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well what we saw from you didn't match the
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  Speaker 1: level of enthusiasm that we expect from our fan base.
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  Speaker 2: That's subjective. You can't measure a level of enthusiasm.
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  Speaker 1: Actually we can. We have cameras located all over the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how many cameras you have. You can't
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  Speaker 2: measure enthusiasm I cheer.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if that's true, why did Our third baseman pointed out,
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  Speaker 1: what soay? He noticed that you're not as enthusiastic as
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  Speaker 1: you were last year.
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  Speaker 2: This is not making any sense.
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  Speaker 1: One said, maybe he's a closet Padres fan.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding me with this.
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  Speaker 1: The last game that you attended on Friday in the
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  Speaker 1: fourth inning when we hit that three run bomb, where
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  Speaker 1: were you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I was at the game.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you where you were? You were up getting a
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  Speaker 1: freaking hot dog?
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  Speaker 2: So what I was hungry?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway? There were multiple occurrences like that all throughout the game.
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  Speaker 1: You do not even high five the lady behind you
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  Speaker 1: after we scored in the eighth.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's gotta be choking me.
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  Speaker 1: Left her hanging?
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  Speaker 2: Why were you obsessed with watching me?
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  Speaker 1: Look, we're just gonna move on from this. We want
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  Speaker 1: you to know there's no hard feelings nor feelings.
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  Speaker 2: You're taking away my ticket, but we just feel I'm
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  Speaker 2: the one that's losing.
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  Speaker 1: We just feel that as an organization, we can get
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  Speaker 1: a better fan in your seat.
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  Speaker 2: Better a fan. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, consider it like this. You're a free agent. Now
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  Speaker 1: you can choose free agent.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fan. I'm not a player.
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  Speaker 1: You are a fan, just not of our team. You
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  Speaker 1: could choose any other team that you want to root for,
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  Speaker 1: as long as it's not ours.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot do this. This is absolutely unnecessary for you
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  Speaker 2: to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even worth getting worked up. It's over. It's done.
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  Speaker 2: It's not over. I have to get I'm a lawyer now,
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  Speaker 2: like I have to fight this really, Like I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to get my tickets back.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're You're not going to get them back. Yes
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  Speaker 1: I am, at least not for the next five years.
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  Speaker 2: I've been going to games since I was a kid. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you can't.
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  Speaker 1: In the meantime, we're going to pass your tickets along
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  Speaker 1: to another fan. No, you're friend of yours. I think
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  Speaker 1: his name is Alex. He's volunteered to take them off
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  Speaker 1: your hands. Alex. You know him?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know him. How is he even involved in this?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he actually reached out to me first, asking me
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  Speaker 1: to do this prank phone call on you, So are.
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  Speaker 2: You this is Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: That clears it up? Serious. My name is jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This
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  Speaker 1: is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm shaking right now.
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  Speaker 1: You actually thought I was serious, you were getting a
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  Speaker 1: refund and kicked out of the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what are you talking about. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a good fan, Like I clapped at least three times
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  Speaker 2: for that run.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know we have at least a seven
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  Speaker 1: clap minimum, so you have to up that for the
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  Speaker 1: next game.
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  Speaker 2: Seven claps next time, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to be watching.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up Every morning was Boom Taps weekday mornings on
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