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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kardashian Art · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d ui away. It's another Jubilas on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: To me, I'm moving n point five fine art demand
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  Speaker 1: of speaking. Yes. Hello, my name is Sebastian Giles, and
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  Speaker 1: I was referred to speak with someone at your company.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for art consultation. Sure, I can help you
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  Speaker 1: out perfect. Where do we begin? What are you looking for?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want? Are you looking to decorate your office
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  Speaker 1: or your home? Or if you can give me a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more about yes, yes, yes, specifically what you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for? Well, first, let's start off with the obvious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a very wealthy man. I recently bought an eight
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  Speaker 1: thousand square foot mansion with nine bedrooms, nine bathrooms in
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  Speaker 1: a jacuzzi that fits twenty So that's nice. Uh huh, yes,
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  Speaker 1: so it's quite a bit of space. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: outfit with some art. Can I go and visit your
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  Speaker 1: space or can you find if you can get past security?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's a joke. So I need a lot of
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  Speaker 1: art and does your company have connections for some of
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  Speaker 1: the finer pieces that I might be looking for. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we have all the connections to galleries and with wonder. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. Are you looking for contemporary artwork
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  Speaker 1: or well? I have a rather large bare wall in
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  Speaker 1: the foyer and I would love to get my hands
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  Speaker 1: on an original Chloe. Oh would you know what? Sorry? Chloe? Chloe? Yes? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: C H L O E. No, Khloe? Are you unfamiliar?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna research. I'm not familiar with Chloe, but I
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  Speaker 1: will search for it. You're unfamiliar. There only royalty here
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  Speaker 1: in America. I would love an original artwork of Chloe Kardashian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you say Chloe? Uh like the TV show?
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about paintings? Are you talking? Well? I
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  Speaker 1: think the Kardashians are more than just a TV show.
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  Speaker 1: There's fashion, there's TV. They have quite the stock portfolio, right,
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  Speaker 1: But I thought you were looking for an art consultant.
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  Speaker 1: I am, and I would like an original Chloe for
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  Speaker 1: my wall. Please I'm not quite sure that we are
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  Speaker 1: the people that can help you out with that, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not quite Obviously, you don't know your job very well.
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  Speaker 1: Do you. Do you know anything about art? Yes? Because
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  Speaker 1: I was told that you are experts here and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing the exact opposite. Yeah, we are experts here,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think that you are. Okay, well, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know how to spell Chloe correctly. How am
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  Speaker 1: I to think that you're an expert. So you're calling
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  Speaker 1: to ask for a Kardashian poster or I'm not quite
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  Speaker 1: sure what exactly you mean. I did not say poster.
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  Speaker 1: I said a painting. So you're saying that Chloe Kardashian
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  Speaker 1: is an art piece. And this is what I'm saying is,
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  Speaker 1: how can you call yourself an art consultant when you
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  Speaker 1: clearly know nothing about art? Are you serious? You think
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  Speaker 1: that a Chloe Kardashians painting or whatever is art? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I do, and I would prefer it if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: disrespect the Kardashians in such a way. I can tell
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  Speaker 1: by the tone of your voice that you don't agree
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  Speaker 1: with me and the Kardashians of the reason that America
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  Speaker 1: is great and should be celebrated. I'm sorry, I shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be laughing. Ah, pardon me. Did you just scoff in
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  Speaker 1: my direction? I'm pretty sure I heard you scoff loudly. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I scoffed at you because what you said is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously you don't watch their show on the E network,
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  Speaker 1: do you? They're fascinating people. No, I have better things
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  Speaker 1: to do than watch wherever channel they are. Well, somebody
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  Speaker 1: should have had a conversation with you about respecting the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 1: It is art. Sure, I am an art consultant. I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing this job for the past twenty years, and
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  Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian is not an art people. I will have
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  Speaker 1: you know something. I will have you know something. I
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  Speaker 1: will have you know something. Says you don't know anything,
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  Speaker 1: here's something for you to know. I would rather have
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  Speaker 1: a genuine Chloe than an original Matici Matici. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: would rather have original Chloe than a Matici or a
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  Speaker 1: vanog any of those, Okay, or a Leo DiCaprio, either
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  Speaker 1: one of any of those. Leonardo DiCaprio to be a joke,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yes, it is a joke. What it is
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  Speaker 1: a joke. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Your friend, your friend Thomas set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. He says that you deal with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of pretentious art people and wanted me to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna I'm gonna call him, so anyway,
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  Speaker 1: can we get back to finding me of Van Gog
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  Speaker 1: an original Van Gog please? Oh my god, yes that
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