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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boob Job Fat Swap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is doctor Achu. I was looking to speak with David.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this doctor A Chu. I know sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a sneeze, but it's not. It's my last name. I
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  Speaker 1: like to tell people I'm allergical last names. Ah, that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Um, I'm David. Yeah, Oh wonderful David. Your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend Sarah is with me in my office right now.
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  Speaker 1: And actually I wanted to give you a call to
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  Speaker 1: talk about something gave a moment um. Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I was I was part of this process. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah. She says that you encourage her to come
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  Speaker 1: down here to get a breast augmentation. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I don't think encouragement is the right word. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: if you're encouraging her to do it, that's fine. Trust me,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of guys do. She just mentioned that you
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  Speaker 1: really wanted her to get a boo job and that
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  Speaker 1: it was a big thing for you, And I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: why don't I just hop on the phone with him
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  Speaker 1: real quick and go over some details. I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she can do whatever she wants, obviously, but yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I think it'd be it'd be cool. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: trust me, Hey, it is cool telling you from experience.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a size that you had in mind? And
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  Speaker 1: I ask for a reason, Um, like two sizes bigger, Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's what I was thinking, because we can definitely get
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  Speaker 1: that done. And I'm wondering if you'd be willing to
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  Speaker 1: help out a bit. However, I can perfect. So I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to Sarah and I asked if she was
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  Speaker 1: happy with your body. Oh, okay, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how that's relevant, but it'll all make sense here
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  Speaker 1: in a second. She said that you do have a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a gut, and she showed me a picture
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  Speaker 1: of you, and it looks like you are carrying a
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  Speaker 1: little extra baggage around. I mean, I think everyone is
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, but it's not. I mean it's not problems.
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  Speaker 1: She said that to you, right, Yes she did. But
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  Speaker 1: here is the good part. Okay, because breast agmentations can
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  Speaker 1: be expensive, and nowadays science has allowed us to suck
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  Speaker 1: the fat out of one person and put it into another.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, So if you want Sarah to have some
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  Speaker 1: bigger boobs, what we do is we can suck the
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  Speaker 1: fat out of your midsection put it right into her chest.
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  Speaker 1: Then you guys both win. Um. Yeah, I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was like plastic. I mean, you don't know. That's old school.
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  Speaker 1: Huh so so and this is the only way. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the only way. It's the best way in
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, and it's cost effective. Works out for both
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  Speaker 1: of you, guys. She gets what she wants, You get
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  Speaker 1: what you want. I mean, I was, I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: just old school. I don't. I mean, I'm fine, how
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  Speaker 1: I am. Okay, I saw the pics. I saw the pictures. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I think I know which one she showed you properly,
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  Speaker 1: and that's not that's not how I look now. But
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  Speaker 1: and listen, I'm sorry if that sounded insensitive. I'm a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: There's no judgment here, but you are a little tubby
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  Speaker 1: in the midsection, and we can use that to our advantage.
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  Speaker 1: She gets new boobs, you get less of a midsection.
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  Speaker 1: Also another added bonus when we put you under to
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  Speaker 1: suck the fat out of your stomach. Sarah also requested
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  Speaker 1: that we give you an extension down there, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that free a charge for you. Sorry what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry what? We'll extend that little thing for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need excuse me. Those are her words,
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  Speaker 1: not mine. The little thing comment. I would never say that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a doctor, she says. She used the word little
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  Speaker 1: thing and told you that you should extend it. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was little. It was either little or tiny.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember what. You know. You get the point.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any problem like that, Okay. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a tiny or a little anything on my body.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, even even if I did, that'd
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  Speaker 1: between me and my doctor. Okay, I don't think you
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  Speaker 1: should be setting up surgeries for somebody else. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. I appreciate you saying that. But she
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  Speaker 1: did show us a picture, and myself and all the
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  Speaker 1: other nurses in here all agree. Before a picture she
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  Speaker 1: showed you a picture, Yeah, along with your stomach. She
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  Speaker 1: showed us a picture of that, and I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was a little bit undersized, so did a few of
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  Speaker 1: my staff members. So we all kind of agree. You
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  Speaker 1: know what you get, Sarah, You know what, go go
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  Speaker 1: get Sarah. Put her on the phone, because I need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to her, because she should not be showing
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  Speaker 1: pictures of that at all to anyone. Can you put
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  Speaker 1: her on the phone, Sleep, I can't. It's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: She told me that she wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 1: bad time for asking her to get a boob job.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. I'm not a doctor, she's
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  Speaker 1: not my office, and I really don't know if it's
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  Speaker 1: tiny down there. Okay, Okay, that this makes more sense now.
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  Speaker 1: So she's not getting a boop job though, I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: right well, not that I know of right now at least,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, you might want to think about the
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  Speaker 1: extendo thing. Oh my god,