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Phone Tap: Lady Zipperty · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we've been
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  Speaker 1: thrown into the middle of an ongoing neighbor feud. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: apparently this is something that's been brewing for years between
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  Speaker 1: two guys. Oh it's involved the lawsuits, no contacts, and
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of other craziness. Why are we going to
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  Speaker 1: involve exactly why both of you move? Well, one of
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  Speaker 1: the guys brothers, asked me to phone tappen. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: And he told me if I just say I'm a lawyer,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be enough to make an angry. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that seems pretty it's like too easy. Oh yeah, Because
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  Speaker 1: he was right. You'll hear it in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, another tap on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a mister Thomas. Yeah, you got him.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Thomas. My name is Rick Stickler. I'm an attorney.
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  Speaker 1: Representing your neighbor, Raymond, he lives immediately to your west.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, all right, yeah what what now? That was
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  Speaker 1: an interesting response. I'm I'm calling in his behalf because
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm sorry, but you don't live next
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  Speaker 1: to the dude. Okay, sorry, I understand there's been a
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  Speaker 1: couple of issues between you two in the past, so
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  Speaker 1: Raymond wanted me to run something by you in order
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  Speaker 1: to avoid any future conflict. Oh really conflict like when
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  Speaker 1: he started using my WiFi, that kind of conflict. He
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  Speaker 1: did mention that incident to me, but in his defense,
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  Speaker 1: your WiFi was not password protected at the time, so
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  Speaker 1: anybody could have logged on. Oh wait wait, then there
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  Speaker 1: was a time that this lunatic felt a twenty five
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  Speaker 1: foot observation tower in his backyard so he could gaze
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  Speaker 1: at night. But the damn tower it looked into my
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  Speaker 1: fin woo. Yeah, he didn't mention a little bit about
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  Speaker 1: that too, but it's my understanding that he took it down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: after nine months, he took it down. Fun. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: problem solved. What do you mean problem solved? Not even close.
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  Speaker 1: I understand your frustration, mister, but look, Raymond has learned
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  Speaker 1: his lesson by virtue of him having me contact you
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  Speaker 1: regarding his newest project project. Yeah, what kind of bull
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  Speaker 1: is he trying to pull them out? Sir? It's not
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. This is much different than any of
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  Speaker 1: the other conflicts you two have had. He just wants
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  Speaker 1: to create family fund center in his backyard. What did
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  Speaker 1: you say, a family fund center? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know? It has batting cages, some put put golf.
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  Speaker 1: But he's even got plans for this windmill with a
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  Speaker 1: tiny door that opens and closes. Right, this is insanity.
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  Speaker 1: It's against all codes. I'm sure. I'm sure this guy
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  Speaker 1: breaks codes. You sound very worked up, I do, hear you.
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  Speaker 1: But in conjunction with his project, he does also want
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  Speaker 1: to put up a zip line. Do you mean a
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  Speaker 1: zip line? Zip line? I don't know of any other
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  Speaker 1: kind of zip line. But it would just involve a
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  Speaker 1: forty three foot pedestal. What are you talking about. But
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be very hastefully built, okay built, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's going to be a framed fiberglass hale. That's
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  Speaker 1: a two scale replica of the Statue of Liberty. No, wait,
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  Speaker 1: get out of here, No, I'm serious. He wants to
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  Speaker 1: call the zip line. Get this the statue of Zipperty. Mister,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, and even I think that's funny. Where
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  Speaker 1: did you get your law degree? This is not funny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see a giant, fake statue of Liberty. Okay, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: reading this correctly, i'm picking up that you're not exactly
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  Speaker 1: happy about this. Oh wow, you're very observing, Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: but I would being sarcastic more. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see that. Sorry, you're a little bit hard to read here.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It's gonna be very tastefully done.
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  Speaker 1: And there's gonna be children zip lining out of the
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  Speaker 1: statue of Liberty's mouth. It's going to be very very
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see what children. It's not gonna happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that the county would have proved something
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  Speaker 1: like that in a residential neighbor No way, Actually, Thomas,
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  Speaker 1: Actually they've already signed off on it. They begin construction
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  Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. Tell me that they're allowing
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  Speaker 1: us to be built when it taller than all of
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  Speaker 1: the house, No way, you know, I'm not looking at
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  Speaker 1: my backyard and see a monstrosity. No way, monstrosity. Excuse me, sir,
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  Speaker 1: but that's lady Zipperty you're speaking of. Okay, I'd show
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  Speaker 1: some respect. I don't care what you call it. There's
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  Speaker 1: no way that's being built in my neighborhood next time
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  Speaker 1: I house. No, No, okay, I can hear you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: willing to negotiate on this matter. Negotiate. There's no negotiations. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what if I told you that mister is generously willing
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  Speaker 1: to give you and your family unlimited zip line rides
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  Speaker 1: and put Putt golf for just twenty dollars a month.
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna tell you. Do you tell that
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  Speaker 1: told who hired you his zip line family fundome will
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  Speaker 1: never never come a reality? Okay, Okay, let's come down.
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  Speaker 1: It's a family fun. Don't call me to come down.
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  Speaker 1: Don't call me to condown. Well what if I told
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  Speaker 1: you that this is actually Jeffrey from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and that this is a prank call here?
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  Speaker 1: What will the frank call? Yes, it's all a joke,
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  Speaker 1: none of it's true. Wait, my name is Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and
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  Speaker 1: your brother Tim sets you for a phone tap because
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  Speaker 1: he told me the backstory of you and your weird neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: So the last time I tell him as anything, you
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  Speaker 1: got angry there. Man, Oh my god, if you just
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  Speaker 1: went through what I've gone through for the past three years,
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  Speaker 1: just relax, man. There's no statue of Zipperty going up.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally fake. But your neighbor does want to set
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  Speaker 1: up a ninety foot water slide called Mount Gushmore. That's
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  Speaker 1: happening you, Okay, wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,