Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Behind The Snap
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- 0:16Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a restaurant
- 0:19Speaker 1: looking to make a dinner reservation. Okay, but it's not
- 0:22Speaker 1: for me. It's for a very very prestigious celebrity that
- 0:27Speaker 1: all of us should know. Really. Now, maybe you don't
- 0:29Speaker 1: know his name, but you've definitely heard his masterful work before.
- 0:34Speaker 1: And the hostess who takes the call has absolutely no
- 0:36Speaker 1: idea who I'm talking about, but it's not going to
- 0:39Speaker 1: stop me from trying to convince her. He's the single
- 0:41Speaker 1: most important person to ever grace their establishment, so he
- 0:45Speaker 1: deserves the premium treatment. You'll find out who it is
- 0:49Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. It's another on the twenties. Hi. Hi,
- 0:58Speaker 1: I'm calling to make a reservation. Okay, no problem. What's
- 1:02Speaker 1: the name for the reservation? Well, it's not for me.
- 1:05Speaker 1: I'm the personal assistant from Mark Castenberg. All right, And
- 1:10Speaker 1: when is this for. Are you're familiar with mister Castenberg. No,
- 1:15Speaker 1: I'm afraid not. I'm sorry. Really, okay, do you normally
- 1:19Speaker 1: have celebrities in your establishment? Um, not that much, And
- 1:24Speaker 1: if we do, I don't really know this well. I
- 1:27Speaker 1: can tell you he's very famous. Maybe you known better
- 1:29Speaker 1: as Mark Castenberg, Lord of the Snaps. I'm sorry, I've
- 1:35Speaker 1: never heard of him. He is the most decorated, well
- 1:38Speaker 1: known snap artist in the game. I don't know what
- 1:42Speaker 1: snap artists even means, you know, like snapping, like how
- 1:46Speaker 1: you snap your fingers like like that. Like. Yeah, mister
- 1:50Speaker 1: Castenberg is a snap musical artist. He's like a genius
- 1:54Speaker 1: Lord of Some people call him the Justin Bieber of
- 1:57Speaker 1: finger flicks. Oh god, I literally have never heard of
- 2:03Speaker 1: this being a real thing. Are you serious? I'm sorry? Okay, weird.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I booked restaurants from mister Castenberg all around the world.
- 2:12Speaker 1: This is the first time that someone's not been familiar
- 2:15Speaker 1: with him. I'll be sure to look him up. And
- 2:19Speaker 1: I'm telling me, you haven't heard any of marks solo
- 2:21Speaker 1: snapping albums. A whole album. Yeah, Snap to Attention was
- 2:25Speaker 1: his first one. You needed Ginger snaps, snap Cracker, funk. Wow.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Well Clo Green as a guest snapper. Oh see, I
- 2:35Speaker 1: know Seela Green, But still I don't know anything about
- 2:38Speaker 1: the snapping. Okay, maybe you saw his biography on TV.
- 2:41Speaker 1: AMC did a big thing with him called Legend of
- 2:43Speaker 1: the Snaps. Oh no, I would have definitely remembered that.
- 2:48Speaker 1: You didn't see. It was everywhere, millions of people watched it.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Oh wow. Maybe if I remind you about the story,
- 2:54Speaker 1: it might ring a bell because he came up. He
- 2:56Speaker 1: came up through the game as a young, cocky snapper
- 2:59Speaker 1: on the streets of Brooklyn, and then he got mixed
- 3:01Speaker 1: up with the wrong crowd. Oh sir, well, I'm sure
- 3:04Speaker 1: that you know. His snapping is really great and he's
- 3:06Speaker 1: very famous. But he is because first he did backup
- 3:09Speaker 1: snapping and he was with all the big musicians, you know, Kravitz,
- 3:12Speaker 1: P Diddy, Share, and then he turned to drugs and
- 3:15Speaker 1: alcohol and that's when things went downhill. I think Share
- 3:18Speaker 1: is the one that introduced him. He sounds like a
- 3:20Speaker 1: very interesting person. But I'm sorry, I'm just really busy.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I swear you have to watch the documentary. I think
- 3:26Speaker 1: it's on Amazon Prime or Hulu. Oh snap, I definitely will. Oh,
- 3:31Speaker 1: I like what you did there. I'm going to tell
- 3:32Speaker 1: mister Castenberg that you snapped for him. He'll appreciate that. Okay, yeah,
- 3:37Speaker 1: oh this is sort of random. But would you like
- 3:39Speaker 1: mister Castenburg to sign your fingers sign my fingers? Yeah,
- 3:44Speaker 1: he'll he'll sign your thumb and your pointer finger, the
- 3:46Speaker 1: snapping fingers together. I don't think I need him to
- 3:49Speaker 1: write on my hands. I was just trying to get
- 3:52Speaker 1: his reservations. But it would be an honor to meet
- 3:54Speaker 1: him though, absolutely, Oh, for sure, for sure. So what
- 3:57Speaker 1: time will you be coming, sir? Well? Can I be
- 4:00Speaker 1: frank with you? Of course? So Mark is actually outside
- 4:05Speaker 1: your establishment right now, and he could really use a
- 4:07Speaker 1: warm meal. He's here right now. Yeah, he's had kind
- 4:12Speaker 1: of a hard time as of late because the snapping
- 4:14Speaker 1: gigs have kind of dried up over the years. You know,
- 4:16Speaker 1: technology makes it so you can add digital snaps to everything,
- 4:19Speaker 1: so they just don't have that authentic feel though that
- 4:22Speaker 1: you get from two real fingers. So things have been
- 4:25Speaker 1: tough for him lately. He could really use a free meal.
- 4:28Speaker 1: A free meal. Well, he's a celebrity, so I'm sure
- 4:31Speaker 1: it's not going to be a big deal, a snapping
- 4:34Speaker 1: celebrity from coming for a free meal. You can tag
- 4:38Speaker 1: your restaurant on his Instagram. He has seven thousand followers.
- 4:43Speaker 1: This restaurant is not giving out free meals to Snap
- 4:47Speaker 1: geniuses people or whatever they say that they are. Oh okay,
- 4:51Speaker 1: what about radio personalities? Do you get free meals to those? No,
- 4:55Speaker 1: we don't give free meals periods. Well that's a bummer
- 4:57Speaker 1: because I am a radio personality and I have to
- 5:00Speaker 1: tell you it's a phone tap. What. Yeah, I'm not
- 5:04Speaker 1: a personal assistant for the Lord of the Snaps. My
- 5:07Speaker 1: name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
- 5:09Speaker 1: in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. You really had me googling
- 5:20Speaker 1: these snaps the songs. It could be real, but your
- 5:25Speaker 1: boss Ron set you up. You said that business isn't
- 5:28Speaker 1: kind of slow lately and you want to have a
- 5:30Speaker 1: little bit of fun with you. You. You really really
- 5:33Speaker 1: had me when you when you were talking about him
- 5:37Speaker 1: being on the move like Jagger album, because I think
- 5:39Speaker 1: I snap when I do. Think that's fun. It's a
- 5:42Speaker 1: snappy tune. But seriously, go check out snap Crackle funk.
- 5:45Speaker 1: It's going to change your life. Oh my god. Wake
- 5:51Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps. Weekday mornings on the twenties,
- 5:55Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,