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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dump Truck Changes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenty to me, I'm moving Yello. Hi, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Reggie. I'm calling from the sanitation department. Is a
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  Speaker 1: Charlie t there? Please speaking Hello? Misters, we recently received
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  Speaker 1: a complaint about garbage trucks in your neighborhood. Yeah, that's me, okay,
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  Speaker 1: would you please mind telling me what the issue is.
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  Speaker 1: The issue is, at five o'clock every Tuesday morning, Joe
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  Speaker 1: or garbage trucks are doing a pickup and then they
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  Speaker 1: start backing up. And then these are these big trucks
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  Speaker 1: that have that automatic beep beep going at five in
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  Speaker 1: the friggin morning, like this be bee beeB That sounds, sir, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's that sound. That's universal sound. Every truck backing up
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  Speaker 1: has the same sounds. The problems is that it's waking
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  Speaker 1: me up out of a sound sleep. I apologize about that, sir,
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  Speaker 1: and you won't be surprised to know that thousands of
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  Speaker 1: people have been complaining about the same exact thing. So
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do anything about it? Or well,
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  Speaker 1: recently the city has been working on options so it's
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  Speaker 1: not as disruptive to people. And by that you mean what. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they're testing out new sounds. The first sound they're considering
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  Speaker 1: is are you being serious right now? Yeah, more of
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  Speaker 1: like an ocean sound like and people are responding to
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  Speaker 1: it very positively. Sir, I don't care how people are
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  Speaker 1: responding to I don't want to hear it at five
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Does that make sense to you. I
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  Speaker 1: understand that that sound is not for everyone. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: would prefer the other option, more of like a I
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  Speaker 1: think we're having a little bit of amused communication here.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the sound, it's at the time the sound
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  Speaker 1: is made. Is that making sense to you. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: time that they're showing up is something out of my control.
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  Speaker 1: But what we can control is the sound that the
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  Speaker 1: trucks are making in order to make it more pleasant.
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  Speaker 1: This seems backwards to me. I don't see how this
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  Speaker 1: is offering up any kind of real solution. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: has to make some sort of sound just for safety, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I mean think of the children. Yes, exactly, there's no
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  Speaker 1: kids at five in the morning. What I'm trying to say,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's on different schedules. Maybe you would prefer the third sound,
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  Speaker 1: maybe something I'm more of the lines of. All right,
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  Speaker 1: now you're joking. Now you're just messing with my time,
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  Speaker 1: because there's no way a garbage truck would ever make
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  Speaker 1: that sound. Okay, So you're saying, out of the which
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  Speaker 1: one would you prefer, sir? None of them? Well you
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  Speaker 1: have to pick one, sir, Like I said, do you
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  Speaker 1: like or look gig game? Which one? Sir? Please? All right?
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  Speaker 1: If you put a gun to my head, I would
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  Speaker 1: go with the first one. Well, no one's going to
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  Speaker 1: do that. I mean, we're the sanitation department, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: am so fed up with this conversation. This is why
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  Speaker 1: this city is going to hell right now. This is
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  Speaker 1: because morals like you are in charge of making decisions.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't even think that you're probably listening to
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  Speaker 1: me right now. What I'm saying, sir, I'm listening to you,
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  Speaker 1: and I know that you're most likely worried about confidentiality.
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you that your name will not be
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  Speaker 1: associated with either or or even. Are you listening to
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  Speaker 1: yourself right now? Are you honestly listening to yourself? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to you, sir. Oh, and now you're laughing.
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't you laughing at this? I'm laughing because this
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  Speaker 1: is Jose from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your wife, Isabella set you up?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Your wife Isabella? She set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She told me that the garbage trucks have
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  Speaker 1: been driving you crazy every morning and she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god, dude, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you didn't like or. I thought this was a real conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, they're actually gonna make me
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  Speaker 1: choose between these three sounds, and if I actually have
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  Speaker 1: to like live with one, I was like, who would
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  Speaker 1: actually do? Come on? My personal favorite was the week
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  Speaker 1: of Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties point
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  Speaker 1: five