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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred duy
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 2: A little while back, you might remember we did a
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  Speaker 2: prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and
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  Speaker 2: we said we were doing text to speech while driving
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  Speaker 2: a car. Oh, and the guy heard us get into
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  Speaker 2: a road rage situation in the middle of the call.
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  Speaker 2: It was super awkward. Well, today we're not going to
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  Speaker 2: do that exact same thing, but we are going to
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  Speaker 2: call a tire shop to make one of their employees
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  Speaker 2: feel that same level of awkwardness. And it all starts
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  Speaker 2: with pretending that Brooke and I are married and I'm
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  Speaker 2: just borrowing her phone just for a second. It's your phone,
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  Speaker 2: tap right now, another twenty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm tire. This is Jimmy. How can I help this? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Darryl. I was just on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with someone else a minute ago trying to order
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  Speaker 2: some tires, but my phone died.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, that that wasn't me though.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I just I borrowed my wife's phone to
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  Speaker 2: call you back. Do you think you can help me?
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  Speaker 3: Honey? Can you make it quick?
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  Speaker 4: I think my phone is gonna die.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, no, no, no problem. Did they give you an
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  Speaker 3: order number yet? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so. Then I need to do.
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  Speaker 3: What the chargar? Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Who's Calvin?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 2: A notification just came up on your phone, says Calvin
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  Speaker 2: matched with you. Hello, well he sent you a message?
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  Speaker 2: What is this, babe?
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. I just will you hand me
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  Speaker 4: the phone. I'll do the tire.
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  Speaker 3: Thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, hold on, wait, tell me who's Calvin? Why is
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  Speaker 2: it popping up as a Tinder notification?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Your phone is blowing up with Tinder notifications.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you
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  Speaker 3: with your You're fine.
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  Speaker 4: Just hold on a second. It's not what you What
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  Speaker 4: am I supposed to think?
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  Speaker 2: Obviously you're fooling around behind my back with this Calvin guy.
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  Speaker 4: They tell me what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: You make me tell you?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, tell me it's fine. It's for your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I really want to help you her tires. I need
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  Speaker 3: doubt the customers.
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  Speaker 4: You told me that you wanted to spe up. I
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  Speaker 4: was talking about our Mexican food the other night. Just
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  Speaker 4: got a relationship. You said it with a wink, and
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  Speaker 4: I know what you mean. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I planned as a party, really fun part.
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  Speaker 3: I should I go? I just I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go.
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  Speaker 2: No, I still want to get my tires.
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  Speaker 3: I understand that, but I'm very uncomfortable right now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I feel. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: learning this right now. Oh god.
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  Speaker 5: More.
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  Speaker 4: You wanted more culture in our life, so your idea
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  Speaker 4: of culture is this guy, Luke.
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  Speaker 3: You know I can hear everything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, let me try and put this on mute. Honey.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a birthday for whom you're still I can
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  Speaker 5: hear you.
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  Speaker 4: This is my birthday. It sounds like you're the one
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  Speaker 4: that's getting all the gifts. Well, I'm sure they'll give
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  Speaker 4: you some gifts too.
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  Speaker 3: I can hear everything.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ye, I'm sure you're fine with it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh there's more coming now, who's Anville? Don't look so
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  Speaker 4: happy about it?
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  Speaker 3: How about we do this another time.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already on the phone with you. I
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  Speaker 2: just would really appreciate it. We could just tackle this
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  Speaker 2: now and get my tires order.
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  Speaker 5: You say that, but every time you try to get
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  Speaker 5: the order number, a new game comes off and you
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  Speaker 5: and your wife are arguing about some new band.
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  Speaker 3: Who's in your wife? Like there was right there?
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  Speaker 2: I heard it again, sir, I that that one's actually
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  Speaker 2: from a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Now my business starts one maybe nice?
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  Speaker 2: Do you hear what's going on over here?
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately I do, And I don't want to be a
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  Speaker 3: part of it, Sir. I just want to hope you well.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just a part of it. So he
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  Speaker 2: says he doesn't want to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 4: He said Saturday. I mean, I'm sure he doesn't work
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  Speaker 4: on Saturdays.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't ask him, but I don't want to ask.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna be so fine.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't ask me. I don't want you to ask
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  Speaker 3: me anything. Just give me your order number. I will
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  Speaker 3: take care of you.
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  Speaker 4: He would love anvil. He would love it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, okay, I'm not interested in Annvill.
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  Speaker 5: I just again, my ers are your phone number, and
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  Speaker 5: I will call you while you'll get somebody else to do.
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm really sorry to do this to you.
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  Speaker 3: I uh, my name is Jimmy, right, yes, yes, my
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  Speaker 3: name is Jimmy. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: My wife just wants you to know that we've got
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  Speaker 2: room for a sixth person. I there, seventh person now No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not are okay? Eight people?
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing anything Saturday?
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  Speaker 3: My wife wants to I am not interested. I have
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  Speaker 3: a wife, I have kids, and I am a morally
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  Speaker 3: responsible human being. Please give me your order number.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, I know your wife, Rebecca, because she
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  Speaker 2: said that you'd actually be up for doing this.
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  Speaker 3: What excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's her right now. She's saying, don't be a whimp.
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  Speaker 2: Go for it. You only get pranked once break get in.
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  Speaker 3: This is bro Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh actually yep. It's not his birthday this Saturday, but
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  Speaker 2: it could be.
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  Speaker 3: I'm winning. My coworkers are looking at me like what
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  Speaker 3: is going on?
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  Speaker 2: No, your wife aback.
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  Speaker 4: And set you up. She said, it's actually your birth your.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday coming up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it is, you know.
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  Speaker 4: She was just trying to feel out the vibe of
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  Speaker 4: what do you want to do for the party.
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  Speaker 3: This is not what I wanted for The morning.
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  Speaker 2: Anvil wants to go to your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: The week up, every morning was fum tap weekday mornings
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  Speaker 5: on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning