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Phone Tap PODCAST: Freaky Phone Operator · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Jubilo on the twenties. Me. I'm moving. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Sophia. Hey Sophia, how's it going good? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Gary from Accounting. I don't think we've met before,
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  Speaker 1: but I have heard a lot about you. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: can I do for you? Oh? There's a lot actually
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  Speaker 1: that I need to talk to you about. Um, what
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  Speaker 1: you're working on right now? The sales forekhouse for the
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  Speaker 1: upcoming quarter? Just trying to get through it spreadsheet? You know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should tell me a little more about it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you need does Accounting need to look at it
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  Speaker 1: before I present or no? Nope, nope, nope. I just
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  Speaker 1: want you to tell me a little bit about it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's going on? You said you're from accounting, right,
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  Speaker 1: Yes I am. But let me just say this. A
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  Speaker 1: little Bertie told me something about your past and I
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  Speaker 1: can't get it out of my head, so I figured
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  Speaker 1: i'd give you a little ring. What are you talking about? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I heard that you did a job a little while
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  Speaker 1: back as a phone operator for lonely dudes. Where where
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  Speaker 1: did you hear that? Oh? I don't want to give
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  Speaker 1: you my source. Let's just say I know what you
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  Speaker 1: used to do before you worked here. So I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to tell anybody as long as the gear bear
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  Speaker 1: gets a little taste. I'm sorry. Who's the gear bear?
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  Speaker 1: S that you? That would be me? Yeah, my name's Gary.
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  Speaker 1: I called myself the gearbears, you know, get bear. I
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  Speaker 1: think you have the wrong person. So oh really, so
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  Speaker 1: you never used to do that? Huh? What is it
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  Speaker 1: that you want exactly? How about this? If you give
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  Speaker 1: me a one on one session right now over the phone,
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  Speaker 1: I promise not to go to the boss about it. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you've heard this or what it
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  Speaker 1: is you need, but whatever it is, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, Well, you wouldn't want your superiors
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  Speaker 1: to judge you right for your scandalous past. That'd be
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  Speaker 1: a shame. I'm not going to do what the producer
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  Speaker 1: asking me to do, so just stuck off. Okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe I should go to our bosses and everybody
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  Speaker 1: else in the office and tell them how you used
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  Speaker 1: to earn money. Don't you think that I need this job? Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: then why don't you help me out? What is it
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  Speaker 1: exactly that you need? Just to me? You know? Now,
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  Speaker 1: that I know your little secret. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: do any dirty talk. I just really want to hear
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  Speaker 1: your sexy phone operator voice. You do realize I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: at a cubicle five feet away from my manager. See
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  Speaker 1: that was already kind of sexy. You must have been
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  Speaker 1: really good at that job. What kind of ale does this?
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  Speaker 1: The kind that has some interesting information about you that
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  Speaker 1: he could share with everybody if he really wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you're willing to play ball, that's what your choice
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  Speaker 1: of words. Huh serious? Are you thinking? Serious? M? I
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  Speaker 1: am serious? So why don't you give me a little taste?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Listen? If I do this one time, I'm
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  Speaker 1: never going to hear from you again, right yeah? Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be gone forever. I just want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: And like I said, you don't have to do anything dirty.
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  Speaker 1: How about you just described to me how to make
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  Speaker 1: the perfect grilled cheese sandwich in that sexy voice of yours. M.
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget the butter, both sides of the bread. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I can call it hr right now on your Oh cool,
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  Speaker 1: you tried to do that before I let everybody else
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  Speaker 1: know what you used to do for a living. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see it was quicker. Why don't you just tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. You take the
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  Speaker 1: broths out of the bath. Oh, yeah, you got some butter.
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  Speaker 1: How is the heat high or low on that pan?
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  Speaker 1: Keep it right in the middle. Oh, you were good
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  Speaker 1: at your job. Weren't you shut up on a charge?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh okay, yeah, yeah, you shut your pie hole. You
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  Speaker 1: take a spice of cheese on top of the bread
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  Speaker 1: and you watch it slowly. Now, what kind of cheese
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  Speaker 1: are you putting on that grilled cheese sandwich? Chad? Are you? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I thought it would be naughty cheese. I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know if that was a thing. That's a joke for you. Up. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in charge right now. When the cheese melts, you
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  Speaker 1: put the other piece of bread on top that's perfectly toasted.
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  Speaker 1: You raise it to your mouth. You put the sandwich in,
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  Speaker 1: and you bit down. Hey, you know one thing I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear was the grilled cheese sizzle in the pan.
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  Speaker 1: Can you give me some sizzle? I think we're done here,
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  Speaker 1: purv Oh, I need to hear the sizzle before I
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  Speaker 1: let you go. That cheese is sizzler. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't hear it yet. Let me hear the sizzle. You
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  Speaker 1: want to hear a sizzle. It's a funny, per Sylvia.
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  Speaker 1: I have to stop you for a second. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you. I'm sorry, what it's
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  Speaker 1: a ok. Your husband told us you didn't want your
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  Speaker 1: coworkers to know about your secret past, and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to mess with you. You kidding me? Yes, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm going to kill him. I do have
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  Speaker 1: to say that's the most sultry grilled cheese sandwich I've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard being made. Both thank you, I thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe do that? Wake up every morning with jewel phone
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  Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, on Moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five