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Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: For today's phone tap. We're calling it two morons in
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  Speaker 1: a library. Wait, the library. I'm no surprise. It stars
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  Speaker 1: Jose and me. The question is which one of us
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  Speaker 1: is the moron? Oh? Wait, there's two.
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  Speaker 2: It's two morons. I just figured it out.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue Intah, you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't even figure out your own moron that you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear it in your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is this the library? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: this is the library. I did just say that.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Carl.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Carl, Why are you whispering?
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  Speaker 2: I'm inside the library right now?
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  Speaker 3: You're here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working
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  Speaker 2: on a project for school.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to whisper. That's okay, yes, I do.
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  Speaker 2: You know the signs are? They say things like be
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  Speaker 2: quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says
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  Speaker 2: sh seven ages.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So so I can't hear my buddy and he
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  Speaker 3: can't hear me, and now we can't get any.
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  Speaker 2: Work done because we have your Your rules are really
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  Speaker 2: restricting us. It's like a prison. It's like a very
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  Speaker 2: quiet prison.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want you guys to think of it
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  Speaker 3: as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary
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  Speaker 2: got super frustrated and then he just got up and
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  Speaker 2: went across the bathroom. And now you won't come out.
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  Speaker 2: He's throwing a fit.
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  Speaker 3: You can tell him. Both of you can talk a
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  Speaker 3: little louder, you know, you don't have to whisper.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, we can't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,
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  Speaker 3: as long as you do it respectfully.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely gay, Right, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of the john. The librarians that we can
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  Speaker 2: talk loud.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, No, no, not what.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, get out of the bathroom. The librarians that we
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  Speaker 2: can talk out loud. I just called her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as we're working, we can yell hello.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gary's on board.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Now, No, you cannot be yelling
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  Speaker 3: in the library.
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  Speaker 1: He Gary, She said, you can't yell like the way
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  Speaker 1: you were yelling.
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  Speaker 2: You just said I could yell.
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  Speaker 3: You talk to her.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you understand her better.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, hi, I'm Gary.
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  Speaker 3: You and your friend you have to find a happy meat,
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  Speaker 3: you know you.
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  Speaker 1: I am happy for what I'm Gary.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is going on? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Can you talk to I can't understand?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. Hey, this is Carl.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I dared Gary to put his ear next to an
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  Speaker 2: ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes this morning.
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  Speaker 3: He may not hear you very well. So maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: why you guys are having difficulty hearing each other in
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  Speaker 3: the first place.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably it.
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  Speaker 1: Gary.
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  Speaker 2: What it's about the prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: It's the ambulance thing with your.
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  Speaker 3: Ears, guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a prid I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I said that wrong.
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  Speaker 2: It is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get it now.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't know yet. I'm Gary.
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  Speaker 3: What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. Your boyfriend Jonah set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting
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  Speaker 3: very very angry.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.
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  Speaker 3: Please never go to a library. You guys are the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Jokes on you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't read.
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  Speaker 2: You must feel so dumb right now. Try to ban
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  Speaker 2: me from a library.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a lot of audio books. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: audio books.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can read again.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Wake up every morning with foom taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 3: morning