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Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs the Pageant · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today we call the organizer of a kid's beauty pageant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, this woman has been doing it for a
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  Speaker 1: few years now, and the big night is coming up.
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  Speaker 1: So stress levels are high and possibly could go even higher.
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  Speaker 1: When the uncle of one of the contestants calls. His
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  Speaker 1: name is big Rick, and Big Rick will do just
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  Speaker 1: about anything to make sure that his niece comes away
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  Speaker 1: with the crown that night, even if he has to
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  Speaker 1: sabotage the other contestants. Some call that love. We call
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  Speaker 1: that a phone tap. It's happening right now.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Why, Hello? Why?
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  Speaker 4: How di dow there?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: My name is big Rick. Who do I have the
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  Speaker 2: pleasure of speaking to today?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? This is Kara. Can I help you? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, how do you do misstero?
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  Speaker 3: Wonderful?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little confused. Is there something that I can
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  Speaker 3: do for you?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you are the coordinator of the upcoming Uh.
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  Speaker 2: How do you say a competition, A comp a pageant?
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  Speaker 3: I am indeed yes. Well do you have a daughter?
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked. I have a niece. Her name
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  Speaker 2: is Clara Bell Jane, but you may know her as Clara.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, Clara, Yes, yes, lovely. But did you have
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  Speaker 3: a question that I can help you with?
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  Speaker 2: Missus Tara, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is what I need to know.
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  Speaker 4: How are you and I gonna whook together to give
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  Speaker 4: my sweet little Clara bel Jean uh the first place trophy?
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  Speaker 3: I like, maybe a tip?
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, of course, with all of our contestants,
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  Speaker 3: we give them all of our ex for teeth and knowledge.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hold on there, miss Tera, okay, because we ain't
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  Speaker 2: talking about them other munchkins. Okay, we're talking about just one,
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  Speaker 2: and that's my little punkin pie Clara.
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  Speaker 1: How do we how do.
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  Speaker 2: You say, take advantage of the situation?
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  Speaker 4: A wink?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, are you trying to sway the competition?
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  Speaker 1: And Clara, Oh no, not all.
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  Speaker 2: I would never do that a wink. But I wonder
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  Speaker 2: about this the talent portion of the competition on. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: my Clara isn't much of a singer or maybe even
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  Speaker 2: a dancer, but she can noodle a catfish like no other,
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  Speaker 2: get a whole arm in that dang mouth and pull
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  Speaker 2: a catfish right out of the mud or took on
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  Speaker 2: clean off.
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  Speaker 3: But hey, she do we maybe have something that I
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  Speaker 3: don't know it's slightly less sturdy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, my phone is cutting now. I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: hear what you just said. We're just gonna stick with
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  Speaker 2: the noodle, and I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Glad you liked it. I don't okay.
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  Speaker 2: Then next question is about some somebody named Aubrey. Apparently
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  Speaker 2: she wonted last year she got first placed blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 3: I try not to speak of the other contestants with
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  Speaker 3: the parent of or away. You know she chaded.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying she chadd and you don't want to talk
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  Speaker 2: about it this time. Some type of sneaky corruption or
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  Speaker 2: some type of some sorts going on here.
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  Speaker 3: We do not have any corruption in this pageant. We
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  Speaker 3: pride ourselves on this.
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  Speaker 4: Miss Terror, you are secret safe with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a trustworthy person.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that you are concerned and you want to
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  Speaker 3: get involved. Yes, ma'am, this is crossing the line a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mean that we need to step away from this.
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  Speaker 2: I do not mean to cross any lines whatsoever. I
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  Speaker 2: just need to know if Aubrey, maybe perhaps is allergic
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  Speaker 2: to some type of nut, or maybe like you, or
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  Speaker 2: some something simple like that that would keep her from competing.
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  Speaker 2: The poor little thing.
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  Speaker 3: Going to pretend that I did not hear that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm going to pretend that Miss Clara already won.
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  Speaker 2: But some things need to just happen, Am I right, sir?
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  Speaker 3: I so appreciate your call today. I am going to
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  Speaker 3: have to step off into another meeting. I think I
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  Speaker 3: will tell.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend Katie thank you for your phone number, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and I will make sure to give her one of
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  Speaker 2: the catfish after Clara Belle noodles it fresh off the stage. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she's the one that sets you up for this prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a joke. My name is jose from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. He set you up, She said, you're always
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  Speaker 2: so stressed this time of year when the pageant hands
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  Speaker 2: so big rent to the rest you all right.
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't know I was gonna get a congested
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  Speaker 3: to noodle a catfish on table boy.
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  Speaker 2: You should see it. It was either that or we'll
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  Speaker 2: have a whole crawfish boil. Maybe that will sway the
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  Speaker 2: director herself. Miss Terry, you like you're like a seafood ball.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, who doesn't. Oh, I knew, I knew.
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  Speaker 2: You could be I knew you could I know you
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  Speaker 2: could be bought.
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  Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the
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  Speaker 2: Twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,