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Phone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: If you visit a doctor for something going on with
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  Speaker 3: your body, yeah, first of all, ew but.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: And let's say that doctor comes back with a diagnosis.
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  Speaker 3: You tend to believe them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, yeah, I don't need to have trust in
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  Speaker 4: your medical professionals.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, but every once in a while skeptics might go
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  Speaker 3: for a second opinion. But for the most part, you
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  Speaker 3: trust a doctor's word. That's why today it's perfect for
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  Speaker 3: Brooke to pose as a medical expert who's involved in
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  Speaker 3: a sleep study and she calls a guy to tell
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  Speaker 3: him the shocking results of his recent clinic visit. And
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't matter what he says, because this is science
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  Speaker 3: and her diagnosis is always right on. You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 3: what she has to tell him. Your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 5: An Hello, Hi, Chris, Yeah, who's this?
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  Speaker 4: This is doctor Beth Wankett from the sleep clinic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, hi doctor, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good. You were recently in for a study. I believe.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going over your results right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. My wife had me going. I didn't even know
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  Speaker 2: I was snoring.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I see that here that you were having
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  Speaker 4: some issues.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she told me it was pretty loud. Actually, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even really sure what I can do to
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  Speaker 2: fix it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, according to everything we've found, the results are
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  Speaker 4: showing that you have a small piece.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry what, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I misread that unusually small.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm not following what's happening here. You're from the
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  Speaker 2: where clinic, the.
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  Speaker 4: Sleep clinic that you were recently at. Yeah, I'm guessing
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  Speaker 4: someone didn't explain to you this study we've been doing
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  Speaker 4: for years now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say, no, nobody told me about anything.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let me explain. We found a strong correlation
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  Speaker 4: between how loud a man's snores and how small his
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  Speaker 4: situation is. Oh, okays is on the lower end of
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  Speaker 4: the smallest end.
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  Speaker 2: I was there and they did some tests with my breathing,
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  Speaker 2: and nobody ever did any kind of No, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: show that to anybody.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't have to see it. We can just tell
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  Speaker 4: it's part of the comprehensive tests. Where were your rem cycles,
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  Speaker 4: your brain waves, oxygen levels in your blood, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: all of it turned out to be an exact match
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  Speaker 4: for other people we've had in the study who've been
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  Speaker 4: also extremely miniature.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's just a coincidence, but it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a coincidence.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well it must be because I don't have an
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  Speaker 2: unusually small piece like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the other subjects said also, until we
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  Speaker 4: had them come back in and am to prove it. Right,
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  Speaker 4: We hear that a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to prove it to you.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're right, we don't. We already did that.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not it's not true. You don't know anything
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  Speaker 2: about me or anything about my manhood or anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: I hear you getting upset, and I understand you know
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  Speaker 4: that anger. It's your body lashing out against its own smallness.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, it's not my body being angry.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, this is science, so it's not.
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  Speaker 4: We're finding that you and other subjects in your size
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  Speaker 4: category they lash out in other ways while sleeping. I'm
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  Speaker 4: guessing you also experience a lot of rapid eye and
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  Speaker 4: leg movements. I mean, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, but no, I don't. I don't do any
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  Speaker 2: leg movements.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no leg movements. That's interesting. I'll make a note
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  Speaker 4: because you probably don't have any movement below the waist.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's just.
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  Speaker 4: Not circulating down there like it should.
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  Speaker 2: Are you just trying to be offensive? Now you're trying
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  Speaker 2: to be offensive? No, what is the point of this study?
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  Speaker 2: Because I thought it was to stop me from snoring?
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  Speaker 2: And now you're gonna fix it? How giving me a
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  Speaker 2: bigger piece?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, you can't do that, unfortunately, but I would
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  Speaker 4: like to know. Do you have a ruler handy?
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  Speaker 2: No, we're not doing that.
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  Speaker 4: You're right. I wasn't gonna do it. I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: have you do it in the privacy.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's doing that. Nobody's doing that. There's no need
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're the one that signed up for the study, sir.
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  Speaker 2: So No, actually my wife did. And this must be
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  Speaker 2: a joke because this isn't science. Again what you're telling me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't sound like a doctor.
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  Speaker 4: I am, I'm doctor. Wank it, and I would appreciate
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  Speaker 4: what you call me by my professional names.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wank it right.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like you don't want to do the work. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: take a cheap breath.
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  Speaker 2: What work? Even if it was true that I had
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  Speaker 2: a piece that was unusually small, like you said, what
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  Speaker 2: work can I do to stop my snoring? Let's get
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  Speaker 2: a picture.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get a picture, and if you could just set
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  Speaker 4: something next to it for comparison, maybe like a symbol.
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  Speaker 2: Or he's calling me asking me for a pic. You
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  Speaker 2: want me to send it to your personal number, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that would.
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  Speaker 4: Be helpful, or my email doctor Wankett at gmail dottor.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor Wankett, right, yeah, doctor Wankett. Okay, yeah, now you're laughing. Now,
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  Speaker 2: now this is a funny thing. See, you're very unprofessional
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  Speaker 2: if this really is a doctor and people are going
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  Speaker 2: to find out about this.
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  Speaker 6: People are going to find out about this because it's
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  Speaker 6: actually a phone tap. What do you I'm not, doctor Wankett.
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  Speaker 6: I know you wanted me to be, and your wife
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  Speaker 6: wanted me to be because she's the one that set
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  Speaker 6: you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: I got.
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  Speaker 2: You've made me very uncomfortable. Ma'am. I'm sweaty.
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  Speaker 4: It was a right idea, It was all right. She
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  Speaker 4: just wanted to mess with you because you've been so
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  Speaker 4: anxious about your sleep study.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, now somebody's gonna call me and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we have these really serious results for you, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna like hang up on them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you'll hang up because you already know the root
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  Speaker 4: of the car.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Oh yeah, I forgot about my micropeek.
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  Speaker 4: It's very tiny.
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  Speaker 2: Soon, Oh my god, so small.
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