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Phone Tap: When Realty Gets Real · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. You guys
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  Speaker 1: all think I'm tough, right, sure, buddy? Like if you
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  Speaker 1: were describing me to your friends, you'd say, Jeffson, no nonsense, ballbuster, ruffian,
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  Speaker 1: bad boy who doesn't take no for an answer. She
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  Speaker 1: must have been listening in on my phone call today.
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  Speaker 1: At least I try to be. When I call a
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  Speaker 1: guy who's thinking about putting his house up for sale,
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  Speaker 1: But as the real tripper is a next door neighbor
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  Speaker 1: whose house is already on the market, I'm inclined to
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  Speaker 1: change his mind, and I'll do it by any means necessary.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go way out of bounds if I have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a ruffian, remember, I bet you well. It's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now on the twenty. Hello, Hey is
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  Speaker 1: this Philip? This is him? Who's this? My name's Chuck Backenbach.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the realtor for your next door neighbors, and I
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  Speaker 1: heard you were thinking about putting your house upon the
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  Speaker 1: market too, right, Yeah, how'd you hear that from the mercer?
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  Speaker 1: They were saying that you were considering it. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I already hired a realtor, so I don't need me representation. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking to work with you. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I would work with you by the choice.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, you know, only because we just went on
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  Speaker 1: the market, and so it'd be a conflict of interest
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  Speaker 1: to have two homes right next to each other, you know, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean doesn't that happen all the time? I don't
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  Speaker 1: really see the problem with it. Yeah, but I think
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  Speaker 1: we can both agree that your house isn't even close
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  Speaker 1: to being as nice as the Mariese. You've never been
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  Speaker 1: inside my house. I don't have to be inside. Just
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  Speaker 1: the overall look from the street appeal there has this
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  Speaker 1: inviting bold charm and yours, I mean, please don't take
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  Speaker 1: any offense to this, but yours looks more like a
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  Speaker 1: soup kitchen. Well that's your opinion, and I don't really
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  Speaker 1: care about. In fact, I was shocked to not see
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  Speaker 1: a whole lone of people dressed in rags standing outside
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  Speaker 1: your door this morning. So good for you, you pal,
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  Speaker 1: Where do you get off saying that? I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: just my many many years as a realtor, I can
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  Speaker 1: kind of pick up on things, you know, So you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I think You're rude, kind, ascending, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to talk to the Murrays because I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they should have hired you. Well, I'm just gonna take
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  Speaker 1: all of what you said as a compliment. I actually
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  Speaker 1: strive to be those things, So thank you. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: consider that, But as a friendly request from the merse
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  Speaker 1: and from myself, I would hold off for about a month,
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  Speaker 1: let them get their house sold, and then you can
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  Speaker 1: come in and clean up the scraps or whatever's left.
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  Speaker 1: I really care about your friendly requests. Do what I want? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So you want to be competing with me? Plus no competition,
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee my house will sell before there's realtors seems
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  Speaker 1: to think so too. Are you sure about that, because yeah,
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  Speaker 1: without a doubt, I just noticed that someone filed the
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  Speaker 1: complaint regarding hazardous waste material being dumped illegally in your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird. I bet you're the one that filed that complaint.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it could take weeks to investigate, maybe even months, while
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  Speaker 1: the EPA finds the rusted out oil drums buried underground.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing like that on my property at jack At Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. You may be right about that, but
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  Speaker 1: according to the complaint I just filed oaps the complaint
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  Speaker 1: you filed. Did I just say that you better not
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  Speaker 1: set me up? You son of a Hey, bud, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give you a heads up here
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  Speaker 1: because it'd be a big shame if something horrible happened
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  Speaker 1: and you ended up getting foreclosed on. You're gonna foreclose
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  Speaker 1: on my house? How are you going to pull that off?
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  Speaker 1: You're a realtor face, I bet you didn't know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the managing broker here. What do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: ducks I had to get this job? I do not
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  Speaker 1: want to know, metaphorically and sometimes literally speaking. You know,
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  Speaker 1: kudos of swimming in it. What does that have to
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  Speaker 1: do with me? Am I house. I'm just I'm letting
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  Speaker 1: you know the lengths that I'm willing to go to
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  Speaker 1: get the job done. Well, can your realtors say that, Hey, man, look,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you want to hire me now that you
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  Speaker 1: know what a bad act I am. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that qualifies you as a bad act. I maybe
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  Speaker 1: think the opposite. It's not like a schoolyard. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you laughing? I'm not supposed to be laughing. This is
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  Speaker 1: a frank call. Dude. What your wife may set you
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  Speaker 1: up for a phone top? My name's jeff from brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Are you kidding me? I'm serious?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. What's wrong with her?
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  Speaker 1: You weren't pertanally? What's wrong with you? I've never had
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  Speaker 1: someone say some of these things. I asked myself the
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  Speaker 1: same question every day. But your your wife May has
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  Speaker 1: reached out to us saying that you guys were thinking
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  Speaker 1: of putting your house up for sale, and she thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be funny to prank you. That wasn't funny at all.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure, May? I mean, maybe it was a
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  Speaker 1: little funny. I mean you heard how I got to
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  Speaker 1: the top. You could be like me someday. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: that's not an aspiration of mine. But to eat their
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  Speaker 1: own all right? But no, seriously, good luck selling your house. Well, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: and I you know, it's prettier then you talk to me.
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  Speaker 1: If you want some secrets, I can email them over
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  Speaker 1: to you that I get videos. Right, we're doing just fine,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, every morning broken Jeffrey in the morning.