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Phone Tap: RIP Ears Bro · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: It's happened to millions of people. And meet someone off tender,
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  Speaker 2: schedule a date for the next night, and find out, yikes,
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  Speaker 2: they're a lot different than what you expected them to be.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time. It's how they look where it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really match up with their photos. But we're in radio,
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  Speaker 2: so today we're gonna have Jose just do a surfer
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  Speaker 2: Broe voice and pretend to be really into something that
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  Speaker 2: he definitely did not mention on the dating profile. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna hear it, right, that's a little teaser for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone chap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another twenties hello, soop.
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  Speaker 3: Up, Hello sub girls price from Tindertown. We were chatting
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  Speaker 3: last night.
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  Speaker 4: I remember, sorry, I had a different number.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, you're right, that's actually the bench phone number.
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  Speaker 4: The bench phone number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're off the bench girl. Congrats, you're in the
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  Speaker 3: starting lineup.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I didn't even understand that.
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  Speaker 3: What did you say? Don't worry about it. It's whatever. Look,
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  Speaker 3: i'm picking you up tomorrow night. I guess what I'm
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  Speaker 3: picking you up in.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a little hint and see if
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  Speaker 3: you can figure it out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is that a motorcycle?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Earth to Julia? Do you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it sounds like a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: And by that, I mean, oh for two, Come on here. Look,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put my phone up to the exhaust pipe.
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  Speaker 4: No, you really don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Without me. It's gonna take off without me.
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  Speaker 3: What is rest in Peace to ears? Like all the
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  Speaker 3: ears everywhere? I literally don't know what vehicle you're doing, Like,
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  Speaker 3: why are you doing this?
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  Speaker 1: That's enough, Like I'm that's annoying.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get it though? And I said rest in
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  Speaker 3: Peace to ears?
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  Speaker 2: It's like wow, yeah, no, it was really okay.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't laugh, So like I'm starting to wonder if
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  Speaker 3: we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. Actually, what you just seem different, like
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  Speaker 4: different than.
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  Speaker 2: How I thought you would be, Like cooler?
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  Speaker 3: You mean, I just mean.
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  Speaker 4: Like like very different, Like your tone's just different.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought, yeah, so it's like, if I'm listening correctly,
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  Speaker 3: it's like every time I read the engine, you're getting
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  Speaker 3: a little hot and I'm just I'm distracting. If anything
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  Speaker 3: in your pants, girl, dude, it's like that pedal is
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  Speaker 3: like a feather, you know, take off at any moment.
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  Speaker 3: This is great, but I gotta I gotta go hold
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  Speaker 3: the phone. No, I mean like literally hold it, don't
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  Speaker 3: put it down. I just like want you to know
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  Speaker 3: when we're on our way to the movies tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, I don't think that's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: There's like some fred in the slow lane, you know,
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  Speaker 3: doing the speed limit. I'll lay this on that bad boy.
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  Speaker 3: We're stunting, bab stunting you feel, is it felt?
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  Speaker 1: I honestly think this is a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think this is gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, Say nah, say it ain't so say.
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  Speaker 4: Naw right now, I'm not gonna say nah. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 4: telling you no.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, if we're not going out, then you're not in
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  Speaker 3: my top five anymore. Great. You know who's gonna be upset,
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  Speaker 3: is Kaylee because she's now well, maybe she's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: happy she's in the starting five. Yeah, you know your
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  Speaker 3: friend Kaylee. Sorry this is my real voice, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: but but yeah, Kaylee set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not joking. Well I was joking, but now
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure. Yeah, this is actually Jose for the
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  Speaker 3: ratshow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap on you guys.
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  Speaker 4: You guys got me going.
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  Speaker 1: I was spinning out for a minute, spinning.
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  Speaker 4: Out exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Dots and studio buck of love. Girl, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to over Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I got really worried for a minute that I
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  Speaker 1: was actually gonna have to go on a date with that. No.
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  Speaker 3: No, if I picked you up for the movies, I'd
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  Speaker 3: probably make you drive and I'd sit in the backseat.
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  Speaker 1: Would probably make me pay too.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it's not probably you'd have to pay. I don't
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  Speaker 3: I don't make a lot of money. Actually, I may
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  Speaker 3: need some money for this call.
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