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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Photography Studio · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And we have a
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  Speaker 1: fair amount of nurses and people in the medical field
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  Speaker 1: who listen to our show.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so nice, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: And we got a request from a woman who works
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  Speaker 3: at an.
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  Speaker 1: Assisted living facility who wanted us to prank her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So she's been sowing the seeds for the last month now,
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  Speaker 1: telling him there's an old man at her work who's
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  Speaker 1: taken a fancy to her and I know what's coming
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  Speaker 1: and he might want to take some pictures of her too,
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  Speaker 1: And she's not completely opposed to it, at least that's
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  Speaker 1: what she's told her boyfriend. We'll see how he reacts
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  Speaker 1: when old Alan gives him away. In your phone, tap
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? Who is this is little mikey there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, this is Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Who is this? Yeah? Hey, book garoo, what's good? This
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  Speaker 3: is Allan.
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  Speaker 2: Allan, Yeah, eleanho.
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  Speaker 3: Ellen who I'm from the nursing home. Your girlfriend, she
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  Speaker 3: wanted me to call you.
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  Speaker 2: You're the old perverb that she said it asked her
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  Speaker 2: to model for you.
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  Speaker 3: He there, hotshot, You need to slow down, string jerky.
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  Speaker 3: My speed limits fifteen. You're pushing forty plus right now.
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  Speaker 3: No need to freak on me.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Man? Like? Why are you asking
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  Speaker 2: that to?
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  Speaker 3: Cassie said you might have had a problem with her
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  Speaker 3: modeling for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my problem is she's my girlfriend and she works
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  Speaker 2: at a nursing home and you're trying to get her
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  Speaker 2: to take pics.
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  Speaker 3: You've got this all wrong. But I'm a legit photographer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's boy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've got some wor there's originals in a polaroid camera.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need more than that, now, do I I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Even know what that means. But my girlfriend's not made
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  Speaker 2: a part of this. Oh really's not accepting gifts or
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  Speaker 2: money or.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey shirt or little mikey.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm My name is Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Mike, I think I'm a little bit older than
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  Speaker 3: you do. So let me offer you some wisdom. If
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  Speaker 3: you got a hot slice of rhubarb pie on your hands,
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  Speaker 3: you have to put a scoop of vanilla on it
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  Speaker 3: before somebody else. Does I know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't have no idea what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: That's my motto. It's my motto. Well, your modo doesn't
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  Speaker 3: make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It means never let a brother down, Am I right? Homie?
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  Speaker 3: Bound it?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, this is unacceptable.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna come on, give me them, give me them knuckles.
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  Speaker 3: I can feel you listen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not your homide. There's gonna be no knuckles. Like,
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  Speaker 2: oh really, yes, really, I don't know how you get
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  Speaker 2: off trying to call me. Think you're gonna talk me
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  Speaker 2: into like taking picks to my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: You sound scared there, bucko. Yeah, man, you know I'm
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  Speaker 3: so so scared.
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  Speaker 2: You'll see if you keep talking when I call down
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  Speaker 2: the nursing home telling her that the old geezer trying to
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  Speaker 2: get women there to take pictures with him for money
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  Speaker 2: or whatever wethers.
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  Speaker 3: You think they give a shit. It's my extra activity
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  Speaker 3: for the month. They told me to pursue my passion.
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  Speaker 2: Before I croak, I wish it was yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I've already pitched them the idea of Caitlin
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  Speaker 3: wearing scrubs for our first shoot, and then I'll help
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  Speaker 3: her scrub out of them for the second.
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  Speaker 2: Missing Geezer, this is my girlfriend you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: And now don't be jealous. Your girl just likes a man.
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  Speaker 3: With experience. I'm a scooter that goes eight miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: She's not gonna take photos for some old eighty year
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  Speaker 2: old whatever in a nursing home.
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  Speaker 3: They haven't smelled the eighties since they canceled West Wing.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell of a show though?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever age you are?
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  Speaker 3: You old who listened? June? You're If you can't keep
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  Speaker 3: her happy, well I'll just pay her in putting cups
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  Speaker 3: and attention. What then she'll still prefer me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I am done. I am done.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick.
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  Speaker 3: Your old man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really taking tired of this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sick and tired of doing this prank phone
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  Speaker 3: call on you, So bring it on down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: You know your way over. Don't forget to stop at
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  Speaker 3: the pharmacy and pick up some meta musial. No, rite
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  Speaker 3: you a check?
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  Speaker 2: What what did what did you say? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I said it.
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  Speaker 1: I said you're getting pranked on the radio with Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's a phone tab dude?
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  Speaker 3: No? Yeah, dude, your girlfriend Caitlin set you up.
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  Speaker 2: She like set me up for this. You got some
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  Speaker 2: guyet or work. He was like trying to get her
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  Speaker 2: to take pictures.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it'd be funny to have some old guy
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  Speaker 1: and assisted living facility offer to take on of weird
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  Speaker 1: photographs of her.
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  Speaker 2: You really pissed me off, man. You were pushing my buttons.
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  Speaker 2: I was literally about to come down there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Button pushing is not the only thing I'm gonna be doing.
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  Speaker 3: What but your girlfriend takes those photos for me?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up? Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning