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Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Aryan Arugula · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight. If you're a small
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  Speaker 1: business owner and you're opening a gym or a fitness
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  Speaker 1: center for the first time, your number one goal is
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  Speaker 1: to get paying customers through the door. Absolutely. One of
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  Speaker 1: the best ways to do that is to contact the
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  Speaker 1: local news and ask for some press. Well, one guy
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  Speaker 1: is about to get some media attention, just maybe not
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  Speaker 1: the kind of media attention he was hoping for. Oh No,
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  Speaker 1: In fact, he might wind up live in a news
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  Speaker 1: report during the phone call and get asked some hard
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  Speaker 1: hitting questions by investigative reporter Ed daniels Ie. It's your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. It's another tap on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties body Fitness. This is Joel. Oh. Is this
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  Speaker 1: Joel the manager of the workout establishment? Yes, that's me.
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  Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Hey man? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Ed daniels I work at Kyard Television as a reporter.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a moment to talk with me, of course,
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  Speaker 1: I do, okay. Open the place recently trying to get
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  Speaker 1: some press going, oh you don't get the name out there.
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  Speaker 1: So this is great, Thank you very much. Well perfect,
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  Speaker 1: So you give us permission to talk with you real quick? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do, okay, great because we're going live in three
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  Speaker 1: two one. This is Ed Daniels on the phone live
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  Speaker 1: with Joel, owner of the controversial new workout facility Body
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  Speaker 1: Fitness Controversial. I didn't know there's any controversies here. There
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  Speaker 1: have been rumors that your fitness club recently installed full
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  Speaker 1: length mirrors with the sole intent of body shaming customers.
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  Speaker 1: Can you confirm what no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: never mind you you did consent to this interview, Well, Jess, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I did consent to the interview. But we we've we've
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  Speaker 1: definitely not had any bears for body shaming. No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: This justin mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the sleaziest
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  Speaker 1: gym owner of all? I think we have our answer
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  Speaker 1: back to you in studio. Well no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, don't go back to the studio and we're out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, fantastic job, Joe. Wow. I love the panic
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  Speaker 1: in your voice. The viewers are just gonna eat this up.
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  Speaker 1: We're not trying to body sever customers. You are lying, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what my sources are saying. Okay, Well who
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  Speaker 1: are your sources? Who are your genius sources? Here? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: a good reporter never reveals his sources. I will say
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  Speaker 1: it could be Amber at the front desk. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you serious would say that? I mean, you probably should
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  Speaker 1: have given her the rays that she asked for. And
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  Speaker 1: we're live in three two one. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not okay with you. Thanks guys, We're back with
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  Speaker 1: the alleged fitness center sleeves bag. At least that's what
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  Speaker 1: the papers are saying. Joel, what papers? This is the
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  Speaker 1: news and we have the scoop. What do you have
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  Speaker 1: to say about the accusations that the arugula you're using
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  Speaker 1: in your Healthy Green smoothies are shaped like swastikaswas your money?
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  Speaker 1: You just heard the hot take from Hitler's Juice Bar. Yo, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is not Hitler's Juice Bar. You can't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Just like the listeners, I did not see that coming,
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  Speaker 1: get it, not see this coming? This is ed Daniel's
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  Speaker 1: reporting live back to you in studio. Wait, wait, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: stop and we're clear. Oh man, were you doing It's
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  Speaker 1: called investigative journalism, Joel, you're trying to ruin name. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, you were pretty courageous in there, not you know,
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  Speaker 1: hiding from your East German roots. Wow, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: East German wolf. I'm hit spanning, Oh Argentina. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: hear a lot of them moved there. No, that makes sense. Actually, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you got it all wrong. It's you're not even listening
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  Speaker 1: to me. Why did you say Hitler's juice bar, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna kill my business. Well that's not true. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I just covered an Arian Nation rally last week. They'll
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  Speaker 1: be lining up at the door to buy your racist
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  Speaker 1: smoothies or juices or I know what area nation people
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  Speaker 1: coming to work out here. Wait, I'm actually looking at
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  Speaker 1: your picture online right now, Joel, were you at that rally?
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  Speaker 1: Because you look familiar slander. You can't do this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have my lawyers sue you. I love your energy
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  Speaker 1: right now, hold onto it. No, because we are going
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  Speaker 1: live in three why do we also live? You don't live,
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  Speaker 1: and we're bad back again. Live with Joel Blitz Craig,
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  Speaker 1: who just confirmed with me the next white supremacist gathering
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  Speaker 1: will be held right here at his local gym. I
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  Speaker 1: am not a white supremist. I'm a legitimate business owner.
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  Speaker 1: We're old from everybody. We are running out of time.
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  Speaker 1: And oh this last thing justin This is not the
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  Speaker 1: local news. This is all made up. What that's right?
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  Speaker 1: This is a local radio DJ playing a prank on you,
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  Speaker 1: courtesy of your brother Tyler. Back to you in studio.
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  Speaker 1: What Tyler has to do with Why are you Tyl work?
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  Speaker 1: Because my name is actually Jose for the ratio Brick
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your brother Tyler's set you up. Oh you're
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  Speaker 1: not so we weren't. We weren't lying. Well, we were
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, but not on the news. And everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows that this is a joke, so don't worry. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I just saw my wife flash before my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, man, your brother made us do it? Well? Question, man,
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  Speaker 1: you give me a heart attack here. I can't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna kill my brother. Sounds like something a Nazi would say. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: back to you, week up. Every morning with Foo tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,