Too Many Tasty Little Treats, Too Little Time!
Chris’s birthday kicks things off, including the deeply cursed gift of a personalized Cameo from “catchphrase guy” Anthony Spry. He unleashes an avalanche of Chris-based wordplay—“Chris-tastrophe,” “keep it crispy, Chrissy,” “respect the Chris-biscuits”—while Chris visibly develops a new lifelong enemy. Charles, meanwhile, considers the money extremely well spent. Then Around the Net takes everyone through an AI-generated school planner featuring fake geography, a Pronunciation Manual rabbit hole, roller-skating dreams, and an unexpectedly serious investigation into why medieval France and…
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