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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #10 Alan Goes Instacarting · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: The weight is over.
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  Speaker 4: It is time to start the countdown of the top
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  Speaker 4: ten phone taps of Christmas, the best prank calls we've
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  Speaker 4: done all year long, and today it's number ten, featuring
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  Speaker 4: yours truly as Ellen Windy.
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  Speaker 5: Alan better be in this list more than once because
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  Speaker 5: here he's no way, he's only just ten.
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  Speaker 2: I love him.
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  Speaker 3: And this one he's taking up a new job working
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  Speaker 3: for instacart.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 3: And what happens when you put Old Allen in charge
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  Speaker 3: of picking up a woman's groceries? You get the number
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  Speaker 3: ten phone tap of the year happening right now. It's
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas. Hello, Hello, yeah, Hello, Hi.
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  Speaker 6: Hi. My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm an employee
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  Speaker 6: of instacart.
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  Speaker 5: Okay is this regarding my order?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That that's correct.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm your.
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  Speaker 2: I'm your personal shopper.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, are you calling me on the status of
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  Speaker 5: my order? Because I mean, it's just been a situation
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  Speaker 5: lately where you guys are just taking forever.
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  Speaker 6: You're coming at me hotter than a than a red
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  Speaker 6: pepper right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you should slow your role there, lady.
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  Speaker 5: I pay a lot of money to use this service,
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  Speaker 5: and you're supposed to be delve within a certain time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good for you, money bags.
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  Speaker 5: In my face, I'm asking you where my order is. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: and you all you've done is insult me.
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  Speaker 6: I want to go down your list to make sure
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  Speaker 6: that I don't miss nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand the list is a list.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to I want to make sure i'm
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  Speaker 6: reading it on here on the old phone there.
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  Speaker 2: You want peas and carrots, right.
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  Speaker 5: Frozen pias and frozen Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 6: Bet you have a nice body.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Nice and trim.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think it's an appropriate talk to a customer?
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  Speaker 6: I weigh almost seventy pounds and that includes my titan here.
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  Speaker 5: I am very confused of what this phone call is.
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  Speaker 5: Here to entail you're supposed to be my shopper. I
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  Speaker 5: gave you a list.
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  Speaker 6: Next item, you want some one of these triple A batteries.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, something triple A batteries A large twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, you know I can make a battery from a
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  Speaker 6: potato and a spool of copper wire to save you
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  Speaker 6: about two ninety nine.
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  Speaker 5: I just want my order. Can you please just go
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  Speaker 5: get my order?
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's right. You got all the money to pay
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  Speaker 6: for the fancy stuff.
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  Speaker 5: How is groceries. I need groceries to survive. I need
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  Speaker 5: groceries to live. Okay, it back.
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  Speaker 2: To your list there.
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  Speaker 6: I got your half pounds of wild honey ham, and
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't okay with the way that they sliced it
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  Speaker 6: at the dell.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care how they placed it.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't like they did it back in the navy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but I don't back.
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  Speaker 6: Then they had to they stowed it for nine months,
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  Speaker 6: so they had to put spices.
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  Speaker 2: And rub it with oregano and hard salt.
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  Speaker 5: Look for a cooking class. Just got my ham and
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  Speaker 5: bring it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well I can. I can spice it for you in
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  Speaker 2: my car if you like.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I'm working right now. I don't have time to
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  Speaker 5: go over the list. I said to you. That alleviates
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  Speaker 5: me from having to go through the list. Who are
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  Speaker 5: you sleeping.
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  Speaker 2: Back to your list?
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  Speaker 5: You grandpa. I'm done listening to you go over my list.
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  Speaker 5: I know what's on the list.
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  Speaker 6: Gosh, you have you sure do have a sultry voice, stoppy.
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  Speaker 6: It reminds reminds me of Glinda. You know, Glinda from
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  Speaker 6: from the Wizard of Oz, Sir, the good Witch. Gosh,
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  Speaker 6: what I would do to her? Hop right into that
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  Speaker 6: pink bubble. We used to date back in the forties,
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  Speaker 6: got her hooked on some stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Now I am going to get fired.
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  Speaker 6: Not clear my sensing some sexual tension between us.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not hitting on you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because my shirt just lost four buttons.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have tea.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have time for any of your nonsense either.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you right now that this is
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  Speaker 6: a prank phone call, but you won't shut your trap there.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse excuse me, I.
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  Speaker 6: Said, so prank call, lady. You're on the radio with
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  Speaker 6: Brooking and that guy in the morning. I don't remember
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  Speaker 6: his name, Jeffrey or something.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid.
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  Speaker 5: Are you freaking kidding me right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: Thank god your husband Ben set you up for a
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  Speaker 3: phone tab.
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  Speaker 4: You came at that old man like on fire.
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  Speaker 6: You're you're a bit of a firecracker. If things don't
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  Speaker 6: work out with.
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  Speaker 5: You and Ben pants buddy, I get.
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  Speaker 6: Double chocolate pudding at supper time. We could do two
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  Speaker 6: spoons one pudding cup.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to anything you
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, breaking Jeffrey in the morning,