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August 27th, 2026: Everyone Is Dying, A World Record Clog And New Orleans · The Daily Sarcast

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  This episode brought to you by pep talk. Look, no one should expect perfection. It's unattainable.
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  We can strive for excellence, though.
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  You might be in a tough spell. Keep moving. Work towards that goal and accomplish something on your list.
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  Little victories are still wins. You got this. Unless you don't.
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  The Emperor is a fan of Flock, Darth Vader, at a San Diego City Council meeting.
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  Not the real Darth Vader though Just a guy dressed up as him Discussing Flock cameras.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Sarcast. I give you the news and maybe a laugh.
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  I'm Jeremy Castile, and today is Thursday, August 27th, 2026.
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  Hello again. Hope everyone is well. I'm finally over my summertime bronchitis.
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  I'm so happy to be back for another episode.
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  And real news. If you haven't heard, the world lost Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on the 25th.
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  Sorry if this is how you found out.
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  Seems the sentiment of the internet is wrong 80-year-old.
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  Now something silly.
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  The world's fastest motorized clog shoe exceeds 70 miles per hour.
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  Klaus van Krusten, I may have pronounced that wrong, drove a clog-shaped vehicle
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  70.05 miles per hour to break the Guinness World Record for a motorized shoe.
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  What's next? An Air Jordan airplane?
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  I Love Lucy is to receive an Art Legacy Award at the 2026 Creative Arts Emmy Awards.
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  The award was created to honor a television program that's made a profound and
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  generational impact on audiences and remains relevant to society,
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  culture, and industry today.
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  Vita Mita Vegemen contains vitamins, meat, meatables, and venerals.
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  A wandering kinkajou rescued from outside Texas business.
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  North Richland Hills Police responded to a call of an unusual animal described
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  as a monkey or small kangaroo.
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  The animal was attempting to shelter itself from the heat, proving that even
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  an animal native to the rainforest knows this weather is ridiculous.
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  Life update. Nothing really. I'm done with bronchitis. I'm building a fence behind my house.
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  The heat makes this process really slow. I can only work a few hours in the early evening.
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  Temps have been well over 90 degrees, and the Louisiana community means I have
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  to change shirts at least three times.
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  Definitely tower-required weather.
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  Five places to visit for food tourism and New Orleans. This is special for Lindsay.
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  Café du Monde. Try the beignets. That's spelled B-E-I-G-N-E-T-S.
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  Central Grocery and Deli. You gotta get a muffalada. Acme Oyster House.
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  Try their seafood gumbo and maybe a po'boy.
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  Pat O'Brien's. Get you a hurricane and some alligator bites. Tropical Island.
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  Get a hand grenade drink, but just one. Don't overdo it.
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  Cooking tip of the day. If you like cookies and cream ice cream,
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  but you're always mad that they don't put enough cookies in it,
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  buy you some mini Oreos, put them in a Ziploc, crush them up,
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  and add them to your cup of ice cream. Thank me later.
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  Feedback, comments, questions, a nice Jewish boy looking for a date?
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  Email lindsay at thedailysarcast.com.
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  Thanks for listening to my second episode of the Daily Sarcast Summer Residency.
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  I'm Jeremy Castile. Tune in tomorrow for another very special episode of the
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  Daily Sarcast Summer Residency.