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Phone Tap: Old Alan Calls His Caregiver · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today we call a woman who just finished two years
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  Speaker 2: of nursing school after getting her undergraduate degree.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So she's had a lot of schooling in the past
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  Speaker 2: six years, but I don't think any of it could
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  Speaker 2: prepare her for her first real job doing one on
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  Speaker 2: one senior care for mister Allan winter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, don't do this to her, Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully it's not weird when he calls her and breaks
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  Speaker 2: down exactly what he needs in your phone town Right now,
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  Speaker 2: it's another.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, oh wows hello hips, Oh my goodness, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 4: Hello God.
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  Speaker 3: How do you pause this thing? Hello Amelia pause cyrus
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  Speaker 3: Celios pausitive video. It's the dang names pause it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh there it goes.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I was told you're
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  Speaker 3: going to be my new caregiver.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, Hi Hi.
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  Speaker 3: It's nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 5: Did they give you my number?
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  Speaker 3: Someone did, and I don't remember who. But you know,
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  Speaker 3: since you're going to be looking after me, I just
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  Speaker 3: wanted to give you a ring and tell you a
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  Speaker 3: little bit about myself.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that sounds great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get to know you. So I'm eighty nine years young.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that is great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And my two favorite TV shows are Murder, she wrote,
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  Speaker 3: and Paris in Emily.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Emily in Paris. I watched that too.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, not that one. I got Paris and Emily.
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  Speaker 3: One of the orderlies gave me a zip drive of it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: RAWI zui that Paris does get up in Emily.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, Yeah, it's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: But my my all time favorite show is an American
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  Speaker 3: Ninja Warrior. And then I'm going to be on it.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to be on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're coming to town and I need you to
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  Speaker 3: help get this body in the ninja shape.
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  Speaker 5: You want to audition for the show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to audition.
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  Speaker 5: I want to win, all right, You want to win.
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  Speaker 5: That's the best idea for someone of your age.
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  Speaker 3: Why you called me a woosy?
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  Speaker 5: Of course not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I can do it to get hurt.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I almost got one of my shoes tayed there and
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  Speaker 3: I started trying last Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: Maya.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're slooping and swooping it.
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  Speaker 5: It was really nice to talk to you, Alan, but
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  Speaker 5: I have to go and I will see you next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh you're coming on Tuesday, he said. The retirement center,
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  Speaker 3: we have double trouble Tuesdays.
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  Speaker 4: What's that.
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  Speaker 3: That's the only night of the week where I can
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  Speaker 3: have two or more ladies over in my room at once. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna need to train you on where to
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  Speaker 3: stay in with the old camcorder. There these angles and
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  Speaker 3: I like to rewatch. Oh god, I can you work
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  Speaker 3: on my form?
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  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't really think that's part of what
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  Speaker 5: my job is.
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  Speaker 3: The last nurse did it happily, and she learned a
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  Speaker 3: few things. I brought some stuff back from the sixties.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, this is getting a little too weird. I will
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  Speaker 5: see you later.
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  Speaker 3: You get used to it. We're gonna have a rumbling
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  Speaker 3: good time, you know, bush Alaina, pick bushlin a pick
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  Speaker 3: getting a choke around the neck.
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  Speaker 5: What you know?
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  Speaker 3: You know that old song from the forties.
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  Speaker 5: I don't, and honestly, Alan, this is my first job
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  Speaker 5: as a caregiver and did not a comfortable conversation.
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  Speaker 2: We got abe newbie alert.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I went to six years of school
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  Speaker 5: the last.
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  Speaker 3: Time I got a green were an assigned to me?
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  Speaker 3: I hazed her by making your wear my dentures at
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  Speaker 3: supper time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, jello for me.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is gonna work out, so
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  Speaker 5: I might be reassigned.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't be reassigned. That would really mess with
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  Speaker 3: your sister Kelsey and her plans to do this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call on what Yeah, your sister Kelsey's doing a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap because you're really on a radio show right
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  Speaker 3: now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so this wasn't Oh my god, this wasn't real.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not an eighty nine year old man a radio host.
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  Speaker 5: No way.
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  Speaker 2: She told us that you were nervous about having your
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  Speaker 2: first caregiver position, and she thought we could.
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  Speaker 5: Mess with it. I was literally like, why is this
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  Speaker 5: herby old guy watching Shakira video?
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  Speaker 3: You know that hip movement? She learned it from me.
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