Unfortunately, I Give a Shit

The Shit Nobody Says Out Loud: Real Talk on Life, Systems & Survival · Sep 13, 2026 · 20m

I let ChatGPT roast me, then decided the next logical move was to ask it to make a documentary about me too.

What came back was way too accurate. The PDFs. The emails. The fact that “perfect” apparently does not mean perfect when I say it. The way I can forget why I walked into the kitchen but remember one random sentence from six months ago because something about it didn’t sit right.

I was crying laughing through most of it.

Then the documentary got to the part where it basically said, you know why you do all of this shit?

Because you give a shit.

And unfortunately, it was right about that…