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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ski Lodge Tree Accident · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who went skiing recently and apparently while he
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  Speaker 1: was on the mountain, he decided to go off the
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  Speaker 1: main trail and hit the backside of the slow experts
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  Speaker 1: only kind of stuff. When he did that, he ended
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  Speaker 1: up hitting a tree, which is really scary, I mean
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  Speaker 1: really scary. Yeah, ski patrol was called. Turned out to
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  Speaker 1: be kind of a big deal, and his buddy who
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  Speaker 1: was with him at the time gave him a lot
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  Speaker 1: of crap about it. That's because he survived, and he's okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I gave a lot of crap, then a
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  Speaker 1: lot of crap after And he's still not done yet
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  Speaker 1: because he emailed us and asked us to pile on dud.
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  Speaker 1: He's like really trolling his buddy. Well, you know, kind
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  Speaker 1: of deserve it. At bounds up for a reason, we're
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  Speaker 1: more than happy to oblige. In your brand new phone's
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  Speaker 1: app right now twenty I'm moving ninety two point five. Whoa, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Malcolm. Yeah, this is Malcolm. Oh hey Malcolm.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jessica. I'm one of the supervisors as
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  Speaker 1: the resort. How are you today? I'm good, Jessica. Are
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  Speaker 1: you good? I'm glad to hear that. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: heard from one of the ski patrol guys that you
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  Speaker 1: had quite the spill on the mountain. Yeah. I hit
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  Speaker 1: a tree and bang my leg up pretty good. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm recuperating pretty good. And yeah, so in regards to
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  Speaker 1: your accident, I had the ski patrol go back to
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  Speaker 1: the area and take some pictures. You know, we always
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  Speaker 1: do that, It's protocol. And right, It's funny that tree
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  Speaker 1: hit turned out to be a ginko tree. A ginko
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  Speaker 1: What kind of tree is that? I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that's a I've never heard of it before either, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, So you know, I google search ginko tree,
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  Speaker 1: did some research and wow, what are you? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying? Well, they're extremely rare. We had
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  Speaker 1: an arborist come out make sure the tree is doing okay,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, I read your statement and you hit
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  Speaker 1: that tree pretty hard. Making sure the tree is okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm open that you're calling and see if I'm okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well we did that already. Turns out you are tree
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  Speaker 1: not so much. According to the arborist. The tree sustained
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  Speaker 1: some pretty serious trauma and now they're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: cut it down. Wow, that's tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: that's why we're sending you an invoice for sixteen thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Well it was funny. It almost sounded like you said
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  Speaker 1: you would trying to charge me sixteen thousand dollars. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we are. We are charging you that. What yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: order to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah. Who
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  Speaker 1: are you again? I'm Jessica. What do you do with
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  Speaker 1: the resort, Jessica? You just call people up and tell
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  Speaker 1: Mayo sixteen thousand dollars? Is that your gig? I guess
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  Speaker 1: you could say that if you're talking about me calling
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  Speaker 1: you because of vandalism and people vandalizing stuff on our property.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see some paperwork. You don't get to
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  Speaker 1: just call me up and start telling me, I hope
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  Speaker 1: you sixteen thousand dollars. You must be out of your mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I hear that. You're pretty upset. Really it would be
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  Speaker 1: too if I've made such a stupid error. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we did. You just say, well, stupid error. Yeah, sound
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  Speaker 1: your stupid mountain into your stupid tree. Maybe you should
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  Speaker 1: stick to the bunny hill next time. But that's not
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  Speaker 1: going to fix the dead tree right now. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen grand, that's what we're looking at. This is so bush.
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  Speaker 1: You're just calling up somebody to harass them, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you trying to do. Can I ask you a question, Malcolm? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been drinking today? No? I haven't been franking.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Maybe hitting a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of you know, who do you think you are? You're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be? Somebody that you're telling me is professional
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  Speaker 1: from the SEI was at. Lady, I think you to drink. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know we have already
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  Speaker 1: charged your card. You know, good for you though you
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  Speaker 1: had a big limit went through Just fine, it's not card.
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  Speaker 1: But if you did, I'm calling the credit card company,
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  Speaker 1: and believe me, it's gonna get taken off. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what is going through your head calling somebody
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  Speaker 1: up and telling them, you know, sixteen thousand dollars for
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  Speaker 1: hitting up tree that guarantee wasn't even a rare tree. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: You need to shut up, you sloppy drunk. What did
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  Speaker 1: you say to me? What did you just say to me? Again?
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  Speaker 1: Say it again? Say it again? I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: say it again because this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you talking about? It's a joke. This is actually
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  Speaker 1: broke from Brick of Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap. Oh you you're still going out, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You need to talk to your friend Lenny. He's the
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  Speaker 1: one that told us about your accident on the mountain
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  Speaker 1: last weekend and wanted to give you a laugh. Oh
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  Speaker 1: is he gonna get it? Sixteen thousand dollars? That was funny.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. Hey man, it's not me. Stay away
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  Speaker 1: from the trees, all right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll stay
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  Speaker 1: away from the rarer ones anyway. Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with foods weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy Ruined ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five