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Phone Tap: Pizza Customer Of The Year · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, how would you feel if a
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  Speaker 1: business called and said, guess what, you're our customer of
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  Speaker 1: the year. Because of that, we want to give you
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of free stuff and you love their product.
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  Speaker 1: Would you be into it? Yeah? Yeah, you got me
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  Speaker 1: hyped right now. Yeah, of course you'd be into it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why we call a guy today saying that
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  Speaker 1: he is our pizza customer of the year. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome. In order to collect there is a catch?
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  Speaker 1: Will he still go through with it? We're gonna find
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  Speaker 1: out with your phone tap right now, it's another taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is John from Greasy Pizza.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Adam Dance. Yeah, this is Adam. Hi, Adam,
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  Speaker 1: great news, you've been selected as our customer of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations whoa yeah? Really? Yeah? What did I do. What
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  Speaker 1: did I do to deserve it? Well, you've just been
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  Speaker 1: the best. I mean, our records show that you've ordered
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pizza this year. I mean you are
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  Speaker 1: keeping us busy. Yeah yeah, I love you guys. If
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  Speaker 1: we could tell we feel bad, thank you, no problem,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Oh man, this is awesome. It is great.
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  Speaker 1: It gets even better because we'd love to send you
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  Speaker 1: some prizes, you know, give you some of our pizza
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  Speaker 1: swag as a thank you for being such a loyal customer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that'd be amazing. Yeah, awesome, let's
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  Speaker 1: do this now. Before I let you go, I was
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  Speaker 1: just hoping that you could do us a little favor.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, absolutely great. So we're just hoping that as
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  Speaker 1: our customer of the year, you could show us some
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  Speaker 1: love on your socials. Oh totally, yeah. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of social media, but like I
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  Speaker 1: can totally do that, no problem. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you could just wear some of the swag
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  Speaker 1: we send you to take some pictures or videos. You know,
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  Speaker 1: nothing inappropriate. Last year's winner kept making that extra sausage joke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I will make that one. Not
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  Speaker 1: good good. We do not want to go there. Okay, actually,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a pin. I'm just gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: a couple notes of what we would like you to write. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me U. Let me get a pen real quick. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Great. So now in your first post,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you're like wrapped in the pizza blanket we're sending you.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you could just write Greasi's pizza is
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  Speaker 1: always fresh when I opened the box, which is more
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  Speaker 1: than I can say for Stories Pizza. Oh okay, why
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  Speaker 1: why are you slamming Stories Pizza though? Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: there are competitor. We just take a little jab at him.
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  Speaker 1: It's just fun and playful. I mean they won't mind. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well's me that saying it though? Is that? Okay? Like
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  Speaker 1: laid that at me? They do it to us all
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  Speaker 1: the time. So for the second post, if you could
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  Speaker 1: just write, I just love Greasy Pizza's cheese pizza. SI's
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  Speaker 1: cheesy pizza isn't even FDA approved. I found a hypodermic
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  Speaker 1: needle in there's one whoa what? No? Hold on? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I can say that though about the
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  Speaker 1: cheesiest pizza part. No, no, no, no, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: the needle in there. I mean I didn't I that
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  Speaker 1: didn't happen, Like I couldn't I get into trouble for this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just a goof you know, we're just
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  Speaker 1: teasing them. Okay, But saying that there's a hypodermic needle
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  Speaker 1: in a pizza I found doesn't sound like a fun
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  Speaker 1: sense of humor thing. That sounds more like like something
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  Speaker 1: you would see on the news, you know, like it's
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  Speaker 1: a safety help ads or get a lot of trouble. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're feeling a little sensitive about that. How about this?
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  Speaker 1: Are you comfortable just saying their employees don't wash their
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  Speaker 1: hands while making the pizza? At No, I'm not comfortable
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  Speaker 1: saying any of this stuff. Man. I'm sorry to be
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  Speaker 1: a bummer, but I'm just not comfortable doing any of this.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say something good about your pizza and
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  Speaker 1: then like that's it, Like leave the other guys out
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  Speaker 1: of this. Okay, I hear what you're saying. You just
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  Speaker 1: want to write something positive about us? Yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: I actually like your pizza. You know, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: really good. Okay, how about this? How about Gracie's Pizza.
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  Speaker 1: We're all our employees aren't sexual predators like Stories. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that it was positive, that's what you
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  Speaker 1: asked for, Okay, but it's also bringing that. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you have to bring that into it at all? I
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  Speaker 1: would hope that don't Beaza place would have that plating
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  Speaker 1: sexual offenders. A lot of likes that you'll get on
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  Speaker 1: that post. I'm sorry, I can't do it. I appreciate it,
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  Speaker 1: but I just can't do it. Listen, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: like to slam Stories, we do have another competitor, Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrees. I mean you could say something about how
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  Speaker 1: their second dates are lame and their phone taps aren't funny.
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  Speaker 1: What kiss this is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What your roommate THEO set you up? Dude? He says
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  Speaker 1: you order from this pizza place every week and he
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to mess with you. No, what I just
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  Speaker 1: I still don't see the problem with the hypodermic needle post.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that was fine. I was like, why would
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  Speaker 1: this pizza place want me to say that? But I
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  Speaker 1: have heard they don't wash their hands. That part is true. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not boasting it anyway. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. Weekday mornings of the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning