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Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #7 Cormag the Conjurer Lost Your Dog · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: We're rolling on with the countdown of our top ten
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  Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas with number seven today.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fine. I just like I just laugh. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just alighted by this. The listeners laugh. I think you
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  Speaker 2: do it. You do it for me.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna laugh extra hard today because it features our
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  Speaker 3: own Jose Blagya, where he poses as a dog sitter
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  Speaker 3: who's also an amateur magician.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Just do we need to say more, jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Wor could go wrong when you have someone like that
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  Speaker 3: taking care of your pet. You're gonna find out your
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  Speaker 3: number seven phone tap of the year right now. It's
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  Speaker 3: brooking Jeffery's ten phone taps at Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Peter?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? This is him. Hey, it's Marcus. I'm the dog sitter.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Why you're the emergency contact right while the family's away,
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  Speaker 4: You're the you're the emergency dog sitter guy for Jim.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're my parents.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear that? Please something, I'm not crazy? You
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  Speaker 2: hear that?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know where that's coming from.
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  Speaker 3: Man, is that Agnes?
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  Speaker 1: That's their dog?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know where. I don't know where she is, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't find her.
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  Speaker 3: Like you don't know you don't know where where.
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  Speaker 1: The dog went to?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm an amateur illusionist. I'm Cormack to conjurer.
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  Speaker 4: You probably price see my flyers all over the city
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  Speaker 4: buildings and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have not. But what is going on with
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  Speaker 1: the dog?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: The dog? The dog?
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  Speaker 4: So I did the thing where you put an animal
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  Speaker 4: in the box and you say the magic phrase, and
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  Speaker 4: then I looked at the box and I guess I'm
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  Speaker 4: just really, really really good at it.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's gone and I don't know where she is.
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  Speaker 1: You did an illusion with my parents' dog.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I am an illusionist, Okay, that's what I do.
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  Speaker 2: So I know she's here. She's just like invisible or something. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's dude.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta calm down, okay and listen.
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  Speaker 3: I can't the man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm freaking out. Man. What if I'm the one who's invisible?
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  Speaker 2: What if the dog can't see me and she's like
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  Speaker 2: right here?
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  Speaker 1: Cormack, Cormack, take a couple of breaths.
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  Speaker 2: Cormack to conjuror you gotta say it.
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  Speaker 1: Together, Cormack to conjure, or take a couple of breathts
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  Speaker 1: with me.
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  Speaker 2: I need to be honest with you about something.
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  Speaker 4: What I ate a bunch of expired ham in their
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  Speaker 4: fridge and I don't think that was a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: What are you telling me?
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  Speaker 4: Are you telling me.
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  Speaker 1: That you're like high on ham?
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  Speaker 4: How's Cormack the conjure ever getting any Vegas gigs? If
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  Speaker 4: I can't find a freaking dog in the house, I
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  Speaker 4: could hear it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you her an your parents and tell them I
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  Speaker 3: lost their dog.
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  Speaker 2: But they'll understand, right.
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  Speaker 4: Don't call my parents.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna freak the scout if you tell them an
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  Speaker 1: amateur illusion it's lost their dog.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, maybe I can actually solve this illusion with
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  Speaker 2: another illusion. Oh my godness, some basil leaves and a
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  Speaker 2: stick of butter stop with the magic.
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  Speaker 4: First you were gone, Now you're near shrink a beer
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  Speaker 4: and reappear.
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  Speaker 1: You're high on ham right now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, the lamps gone? What no, you do
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  Speaker 2: want me to just come on?
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  Speaker 4: I said, Now the lamp's gone, and I bet all
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  Speaker 4: the beer's gone all the I don't even want to check.
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  Speaker 1: Rop beer in my parents place?
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: The dog?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't bring us beer. I brought weed too.
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  Speaker 1: You got your high on ham and weed.
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  Speaker 2: It is not my hand, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a sweet little poor dog missing. Oh my god, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: oh magness, oh my god, your hair come here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. She was in the dishwasher the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: I just opened the dishball. Did you put her in
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  Speaker 2: the dishwasher?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you did? You put the dish I did?
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  Speaker 2: How else am I supposed to give the dog a bath?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man, not in the dishwasher, dude, Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 4: then answer me this.
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  Speaker 2: How else am I supposed to prank? Call you?
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  Speaker 4: If I don't call from a radio station faking out
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  Speaker 4: of breath and playing fake dog noises?
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  Speaker 2: Oh are you gonna believe me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 4: What it's a prank phone call mining cells for the
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  Speaker 4: rais jow Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and you're
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  Speaker 4: getting phone tapped right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no way.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, no, your girlfriend Christy set you up.
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  Speaker 2: She said.
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  Speaker 4: The worst case scenario would be something happening to their
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  Speaker 4: old dog while they're out on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. And she was in the microwave.
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  Speaker 4: There you are, came like my face. You got hambread.
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  Speaker 4: She had the hamd with me.
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  Speaker 1: Dogsund e VECs are out of control.
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