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Phone Tap: License Plate Rejected · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I feel like once a year we do stories on
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  Speaker 1: the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates
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  Speaker 1: that get rejected. Yeah. Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well,
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  Speaker 1: today we call a guy who's frustrated that his was
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  Speaker 1: turned down by the state.
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  Speaker 2: Appropriate.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email
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  Speaker 1: in and now he's about to get a response. But
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  Speaker 1: the response is from us, and I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now we're one hundred percent non helpful, shocking in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of Licenseeing.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Juice Chambers. Is this Jason?
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  Speaker 2: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is he great? So this is in regards to
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  Speaker 3: your personalized license plate request you submitted. You emailed us
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  Speaker 3: asking to appeal the rejection.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't understand why, So right, you didn't nderstand? Okay, well,
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  Speaker 3: maybe I can give you a little more clarification on that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: clarification would be great. Okay, I got a few papers
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  Speaker 3: on my desk. Here, let me just find yours. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: here we go. I believe yours was tushy t u
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  Speaker 3: s h y. No. Now listen while we do appreciate
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  Speaker 3: cheeks here of all kinds. You can understand why it
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  Speaker 3: was rejected, Right, that's not mine.
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  Speaker 1: Mine was snooze.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yes, snooze s n U U Z y C.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I requested it. Oh, got it. So the
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  Speaker 3: reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're promoting sleeping
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  Speaker 3: while driving. That's not good. That's not a thing. What
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about? Oh, it most certainly is a thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,
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  Speaker 3: they might think it's okay to put their car and
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  Speaker 3: cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze,
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  Speaker 3: get it? So sorry, but decisions are final. So nobody
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  Speaker 3: would ever think that the name snooze was my nickname.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. My buddies gave me it in college because
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  Speaker 1: we party a lot and i'd sleep through classes.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,
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  Speaker 3: sleeping behind the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what it was, lady.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, It doesn't even matter now, it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different personalized
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  Speaker 3: license plate from now on, you're gonna be sad boy one.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be sad boy. You're not. You're
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  Speaker 3: sad boy one. I don't want to be sad boy
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  Speaker 3: anything any number. How about I love bread that's luv.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, the hip. Don't try to force me
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  Speaker 3: in a personalized license.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.
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  Speaker 3: Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad
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  Speaker 3: boy too.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Just refund my money. You know I am pretty good
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  Speaker 3: at reading human emotions. You sound irritated. Really, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to leave things this way, So I've had one
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  Speaker 3: tucked away for a special occasion, just like this what
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably not gonna like it to be so happy?
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  Speaker 3: What about Bra four two zero Brough four two zero, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Brough four twenty? Are you kidding me? You love it,
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  Speaker 3: don't you?
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  Speaker 2: No, you won't let me have snooze, but you will,
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  Speaker 2: like let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.
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  Speaker 3: Kid, I'll have you know that Bru four two zero
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  Speaker 3: is not a drug reference. It totally is. My colleague
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  Speaker 3: who I trust with my life, told me it's a
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  Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings movie quote. What that's why it's
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  Speaker 3: so popular. Guy is messing with you now. I've actually
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  Speaker 3: never seen the movie, but apparently they say bra a
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  Speaker 3: lot in it, and they referenced the ring size, which
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  Speaker 3: is four by twenty. I've seen the movie.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lie.
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  Speaker 3: You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: call him in right now. Hey, mats pick up line four.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't believe me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sub bro, what the hell is happening? You don't
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  Speaker 2: like the four to twenty idea? Your loss? Bro, you're
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  Speaker 2: taking an.
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  Speaker 1: L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate because
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  Speaker 2: you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get it like a prank phone call? No? Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 3: this is actually brought from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.
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  Speaker 3: Phone tap on you. Guys. I was about to throw
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  Speaker 3: my phone through my window. Friend Aaron set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I am, I am frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: She was right, don't throw your phone.
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  Speaker 3: That's not smart.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna need that.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's more that your girlfriend doesn't want to
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  Speaker 3: be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, that's my nickname. I just want snows. I
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  Speaker 3: just want to be snooze.
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  Speaker 2: Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a
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  Speaker 2: plate of munchies, like for twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Bro Get it, Bro, Thank you do. Wake up every
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  Speaker 3: morning with poom tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning