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Phone Tap: Smart Car Feedback · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. It's time for your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And car technology keeps getting more and more
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  Speaker 1: advanced every year. Oh yeah, they already practically drive themselves now.
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  Speaker 1: They're so crazy, like when they park themselves. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a car that fancy, but I think it's really cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's but what if your new smart car was smarter
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  Speaker 1: than you even realized? What do you mean? What if
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  Speaker 1: it was observing you, oh, studying you, Gary watching you.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I tell the guy in today's
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  Speaker 1: prank call. And not only does he not know that's happening,
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  Speaker 1: but he also doesn't know that his car has motive,
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  Speaker 1: and we're about to find out what it is in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Lucas. I'm part of the customer service department.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Dave's skin. This is he.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Dave, how are you doing today, doing good? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? That's great to hear. Just giving you a
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  Speaker 1: call because I see here that you bought a new
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  Speaker 1: car from us about three months ago. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: That's correct? All right? Well, as part of our customer
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  Speaker 1: service guarantee, we're calling you to give you a quarterly update.
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  Speaker 1: Quarterly update. You know, I'm actually not interested. You can
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  Speaker 1: just pick me off your list for that. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a list thing. I'm just calling you to
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  Speaker 1: give you an update on your car. But I haven't
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  Speaker 1: thrown it into a service. It's been with me the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. Yes, I know that. But part of our
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  Speaker 1: service here is to pass on messages that your car
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  Speaker 1: is relaying to the dealership. I'm not following. What what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? You know, with these smart cars nowadays,
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  Speaker 1: they can tell a lot that's going on with the
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  Speaker 1: vehicle's performance, and so some of this information might be
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  Speaker 1: really helpful. I mean, if there's anyway can you excive
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  Speaker 1: me that deover review, that would be great because I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time right now. Perfect, We'll
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  Speaker 1: make this real quick. So in the last three months,
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  Speaker 1: you've taken eighty seven trips and your car's noticed that
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  Speaker 1: on average, you reach your GPS destination three minutes sooner
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  Speaker 1: than estimated. That's actually crazy. It knows that. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those smart cars, I'll tell you. But your car did
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  Speaker 1: the math and it found out that you're going, on
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  Speaker 1: average eight miles per hour over the speed limit. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you have anything to say for yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Say for myself? What does that mean? Well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's speeding. They're breaking the law. Okay, are you like
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  Speaker 1: the police? I don't. Well, I'm just letting you know
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  Speaker 1: that it's making your car feel uneasy, feel a little
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  Speaker 1: bit unsafe, and if that continues, it may have to
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  Speaker 1: send the information to the authorities. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's a smart car, sir. It has a high powered
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  Speaker 1: computer chip in it, and it wants to keep you
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  Speaker 1: and it's self safe. Well, it sounds like it wants
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  Speaker 1: me in jail. I mean, that's all. Sounds like it's
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  Speaker 1: just saying slow down. Also, you may want to adjust
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  Speaker 1: your speaker volume a little bit. What is that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: according to your car, you listen to your music ten
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  Speaker 1: decibels louder than the average man your age, than the
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  Speaker 1: average men my age. What the hell is this? Like
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  Speaker 1: the car's watching me or something. It's caring for you, dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's moderning your wellbeing. My wellbeing is my business. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can. It's also suggested you maybe should watch an
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  Speaker 1: online video about the dangers of listening to the radio
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  Speaker 1: too loud for men your age, men my age? What
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  Speaker 1: is that supposed to me? You're an older gentleman, and
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  Speaker 1: it just wants to make sure you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: lose your hearing too quickly. Dude, this is this is
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  Speaker 1: off the rails man. Okay. So is that a yes
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  Speaker 1: or a no on watching that video? Yeah, I guess
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  Speaker 1: you could say that's a that's a no. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: taking advice from my car, okay on how to live.
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife for that. Well. I really wish
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  Speaker 1: you would, because if I'm being a one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: honest here, I'm a little concerned for your hearing as well.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, Wait, are you saying that you're concerned
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  Speaker 1: about this? I have had to repeat myself several times
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  Speaker 1: during this phone call, So yes, I am a little
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  Speaker 1: bit concerned. You're you're kissing me off right now. What
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  Speaker 1: should be pissing you off is how you're misusing the
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  Speaker 1: front driver's side seat, the front see you how okay?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me to how am I misusing the front seat? Well,
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  Speaker 1: God's sake, According to your car, you're using the heated
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  Speaker 1: seat warmer thirty percent more than the average man your age.
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  Speaker 1: Can you just stop with the average man your age? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm not old? Okay, men of your generation, that's
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  Speaker 1: not better. I mean I put the seat warmer on
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  Speaker 1: because my ass is cold. Okay. Well, over the last
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  Speaker 1: three months, your car has calculated the heat of your
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  Speaker 1: rear end when you first sit down. What sorry, do
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  Speaker 1: you need me to speak louder? Your car has been
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  Speaker 1: calculating the heat of your rear end as you sit down,
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  Speaker 1: and according to your car, it shouldn't be that low
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  Speaker 1: of temperature. So you might want to see a doctor
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  Speaker 1: about that. This is unbelievable. I agree. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of problems cause cold butt, but you should
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  Speaker 1: definitely ask your physician about that. That's what your car thinks,
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  Speaker 1: at least this stuff. I want you to turn off
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  Speaker 1: all all the data on this car. Otherwise I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: down there and I'm returning this thing. Okay, Well, you
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  Speaker 1: can do it, no, sir, Before you do that, you
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  Speaker 1: should know that there's a prank phone call. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about. I don't actually work for the car dealer.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a joke, man. Your wife, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: your wife Mary set you up. She said that you
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  Speaker 1: have a super smart car right now, but you have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how to use all the stuff in. Oh dude,
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  Speaker 1: I thought my car was tucking me. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, your car is sending us a message right
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  Speaker 1: now that's saying this phone tap has stressed you out,
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  Speaker 1: so it's suggesting it take a yoga class otherwise it
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  Speaker 1: will alert the authorities. Oh yeah, well you can fill
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  Speaker 1: my card. Okay, wake up every morning with footabs weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning