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Phone Tap PODCAST: J-Lo Wants a Room · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another Jews on
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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving nine five. Hello hotel, this is Kirston.
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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, Kirston, this is Tash.
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Speaker 1: I'm just confirming a reservation with you. Sure what name
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Speaker 1: is a reservation under? You're cute, it'd be under Lopez.
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Speaker 1: All right, first names, Jennifer, the Jennifer Lopez. I'm sure,
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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're all very excited about her staying with you. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my goodness, of of course we are. I personally was
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Speaker 1: not aware that she was coming in. But of course,
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Speaker 1: let me get right on that. And I did you
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Speaker 1: say you weren't aware? Um? Yes, I was not made aware.
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Speaker 1: Better has everything in hand. I was told old that
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Speaker 1: everybody would be on alert at your hotel so that
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Speaker 1: j Low Jennifer Lopez gets everything that she needs. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I'm sir, I'm absolutely sure that she will. Um. I
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Speaker 1: have been out of town for a couple of days
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Speaker 1: and just came back on so they just probably haven't
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Speaker 1: had a chance to alert me personally yet. Okay, but
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Speaker 1: that's good that everything is being taken to see how
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Speaker 1: I'd be worried because you know, this is just between
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Speaker 1: you and me. But Jenny does have a little bit
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Speaker 1: of a temper sometimes. All right, just give me one moment.
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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna confirm all this and it's for tonight
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Speaker 1: through Sunday. Sure. Um, I'm so sorry this this is
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Speaker 1: not in our computer system. I'm picking up the vibe
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Speaker 1: that this is personal. Is it? You don't like Jennifer
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Speaker 1: Lopez and you've canceled our resume? Oh my goodness, sir,
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Speaker 1: absolutely not. I would never do such a thing, and
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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of miss Lopez's work. You realize
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Speaker 1: that I'm going to get when I have to go
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Speaker 1: back to Jenny and I have to say, hey, I'm
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Speaker 1: sorry we have to stay at Motel six now because
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Speaker 1: I'm sure that that's not going to happen. But I
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Speaker 1: just I need to speak to my supervisor and find
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Speaker 1: out what the problem is. You know what, honey, I'm
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Speaker 1: starting to not like your attitude at all. Excuse me,
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Speaker 1: and you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna tell
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Speaker 1: your manager that you canceled our reservation because you think
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Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is a terrible actress and that made Manhattan
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Speaker 1: should have went straight to DVD. Sure, why would why
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Speaker 1: would you do something like that? I never said anything?
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Speaker 1: Why would you why about something like that? This is
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Speaker 1: I never said, and I just I just want to
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Speaker 1: point out. Okay, we here at the Jennifer Lopez camp
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Speaker 1: are still upset that that was not nominated for an Oscar.
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Speaker 1: So that's a very sore spot with both me and Jenny. Sure,
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Speaker 1: I don't know why you would say anything like that.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how this out of control. I don't
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Speaker 1: think why you would say that said anything. Listen, this
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Speaker 1: conversation is done. I want to speak to your manager
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Speaker 1: right now. Start packing your bags. Please. I don't know,
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Speaker 1: I don't know how this got out of control. I
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Speaker 1: really don't know what to tell the book. Please, I
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Speaker 1: swear I didn't do anything. Please do not help me. Fired.
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Speaker 1: I'm begging you. I would do whatever I can to
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Speaker 1: make this right with you. I'm telling you how it
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Speaker 1: got out of control. I made a reservation for Jennifer
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Speaker 1: Lopez and you canceled it. Because you don't like the woman.
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Speaker 1: I think that she's incredible. I watched her an American
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Speaker 1: Idol all the time. I swear you're right. She is incredible.
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Speaker 1: She is one of the amazing She's one of this
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Speaker 1: country the world's most valuable citizens. And I will not
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Speaker 1: have Jennifer Lopez disrespected in the way that you have. No,
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Speaker 1: I would never want her disrespected either. I'll tell you
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Speaker 1: how we can fix this. Then, okay, please tell me
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Speaker 1: what it can do. Beg Jennifer Lopez for your job.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, of course, Jennifer Lopez for my job.
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Speaker 1: Right now, beg her for your job. I'm going to
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Speaker 1: record it and play it back for she's listening. I'm
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Speaker 1: going to record it and play it for her. This
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Speaker 1: lope has. I think that you are one of the
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Speaker 1: most incredible people. I am such a huge Jannisers a
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Speaker 1: great admirer of yours, not just with the amazing work
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Speaker 1: that you do. You think to be Kirsen. Where are
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Speaker 1: you laughing? I'm laughing because this is actually Jewil from
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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you what it's
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Speaker 1: a joke, your co worker. Rosie set you up. She
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Speaker 1: thinks that you're too serious and you need to laugh
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Speaker 1: every once in a while. Cry for my job. I'm
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Speaker 1: sorry about that, but you can't agree though. Maide in
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Speaker 1: Manhattan right, great movie. It's a lovely film, and Rosie
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Speaker 1: and I actually watch it all the time, every morning
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Speaker 1: with five