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Phone Tap: I'm Not Anti-Turtle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a woman who's a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor at a mid sized company and she's been complaining
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  Speaker 1: recently to one of her coworkers, saying the new policies
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  Speaker 1: that are being handed down to them from corporate. She
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  Speaker 1: thinks they're getting a little too ridiculous and too woke
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  Speaker 1: for her liking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, change is bad.
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  Speaker 1: So we thought, well, if she thought the previous changes
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  Speaker 1: were out of control, then she's gonna love the latest
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  Speaker 1: one that we just came up with because the CEO
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  Speaker 1: just banned something. You're gonna hear it your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another.
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  Speaker 3: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Brandy Tragger from Corporate. HR. Is
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  Speaker 2: this Gia? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, I don't think we've met before. I'm filling in
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  Speaker 3: for Kate while she's on maternity leave.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you
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  Speaker 2: as well. I just need to pass this down.
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  Speaker 3: I just got out of a meeting with the CEO
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  Speaker 3: and there's going to be a major change coming up
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  Speaker 3: in the organized starting tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's so soon it.
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  Speaker 2: Is, but it's important going forward.
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  Speaker 3: Once people enter the building, they'll only be allowed to
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  Speaker 3: hop on one foot to their desks.
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  Speaker 2: What what just messing around? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Hr humor for you, even though that does sound like
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  Speaker 3: a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, imagine it around Easter. Get it rabbits? Yeah maybe, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, seriously, there is a new policy starting tomorrow and
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  Speaker 3: no turtlenecks will be allowed in the office.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is this one a joke too? No, this one's serious.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you can understand why.
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  Speaker 1: Actually no, I wait.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you didn't watch c Span yesterday? No, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I don't regularly watch c Span. No.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, if you did, you would have noted that the
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  Speaker 3: organization saved the turtles just want a court battle what
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  Speaker 3: they believe the term turtleneck is offensive and disrespectful to
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  Speaker 3: the entire world turtle population. You've gotta be kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I hear your tone, and I'm wondering, do you have
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  Speaker 2: an issue? No anti turtle.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not anti turtle, but there's no correlation between turtlenecks
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  Speaker 3: and real turtles as far as I know. Well, just
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  Speaker 3: so we're on the same page, you should know uttering
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  Speaker 3: a sentence like that could be considered ignorant and borderline
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  Speaker 3: hate speech.
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  Speaker 2: What yeah, are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Very our company is and always will be pro turtle,
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  Speaker 3: so banning the turtle necks hopefully sends a statement to
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the world. I'm not anti turtle, but
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  Speaker 3: I think this is a little extreme. Oh, we've actually
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  Speaker 3: held back for the moment on staging a turtleneck burning
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  Speaker 3: in the front parking lot for our social media to
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  Speaker 3: show solidarity.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe that was even considered. We both know
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  Speaker 2: people love animals, Yes, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anything we can do to make the public belief
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  Speaker 3: we love animals more than anyone else, we're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to do it.
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  Speaker 3: That's unethical.
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  Speaker 2: And second, and that's why I'm also banning crocs. What
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  Speaker 2: you know, the geriatric shoe wear for molded plastic with
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  Speaker 2: holes in it. Oh my god. Tweens are loving it,
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  Speaker 2: no cap, but we're banning them.
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  Speaker 1: No one wears crocs to the office.
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  Speaker 2: You are completely missing the point. Okay, I'm missing the point.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who or if anyone wears crocs.
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  Speaker 2: This is all about image.
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  Speaker 3: If the public beliefs were being sensitive to all crocodiles
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  Speaker 3: everywhere in their declining population, I really okay.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't think anyone is going to get that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, those two have nothing to do with each other.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you should just be running the company. Now.
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  Speaker 1: If I did, I wouldn't be doing things for image.
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  Speaker 1: I would actually be doing things to help the ass
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Because that after you got canceled for hate speech.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? I don't hate turtles.
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  Speaker 2: Just the crocodiles. I see.
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  Speaker 3: I don't needles either.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you right now, that's not what
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  Speaker 3: your coworker, Dustin said about you.
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  Speaker 2: What all reptiles. That's not true either.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's what he said in the email to the
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  Speaker 3: radio station when he set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call. Wait are you here, It's just a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't work in HR.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually brug from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I love turtles.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Yeah? You said you've been
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  Speaker 3: dealing with a lot of ridiculous new policies I guess
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  Speaker 3: at your guys' company. So he just really wanted to
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  Speaker 3: push you over the edge in a turtle canceling way.
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  Speaker 1: Dustin knows I wear turtlenecks all the time, my whole wardrobe.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, V next from here on out. Oh no, oh wait,
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  Speaker 2: that's offensive. Devenison shoot.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning