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Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a floral shop that's
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  Speaker 1: been super busy lately with a lot of orders, and
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  Speaker 1: one of the workers has been a little stressed out.
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  Speaker 1: We know that because his friend wanted us to come
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  Speaker 1: up with a scenario that would be challenging both on
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  Speaker 1: a personal and a professional level. So we came up
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  Speaker 1: with a floral request. I guarantee he's never got before.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Twuss Flower Companies, Nick, How can I help you? She
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  Speaker 2: doesn't deserve you, man, It's okay, Hello, you're coming onto
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  Speaker 2: my shirt though. Hello Hello, Hi dress flower Company.
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  Speaker 3: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Yeah, sorry one second, and can you calm down
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  Speaker 2: a little? I'm on the phone. Sorry everything over there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: not really, My buddy is really upset.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is a florist her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd like to put it in an order for
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  Speaker 2: some flowers, please extra extra storms. We like some really thorny,
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  Speaker 2: really ugly flowers.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. So all of our flowers are high quality. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to help you there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't you have any like dead ones in the back?
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  Speaker 2: We want the dead ones.
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  Speaker 3: We don't carry around any dead flowers in our space.
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  Speaker 3: We have but we have a.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but we're going to figure this out. Okay. Look,
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  Speaker 2: my friend his girlfriend just did him really dirty. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 2: and so he just wants to send her like the
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  Speaker 2: worst flowers that you have some dead ones or like
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  Speaker 2: do you have like black roses? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you not have any black roses?
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  Speaker 2: No? I guess it doesn't really matter whatever, like ugly flower.
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  Speaker 2: Will leave that one up to you. But can we
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  Speaker 2: just attach a message with it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to set up a price limit on these?
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  Speaker 2: You know, pain knows no price, so it's it's limitless
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  Speaker 2: because there's a lot of it's worth it whatever amount
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  Speaker 2: of money we'll pay you. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I could put together like some darker.
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  Speaker 2: Colors, some dark ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, calm down, Sorry, we're excited. What and what
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  Speaker 2: do you want on the card? Okay? So it should
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  Speaker 2: say to my ex bed bug, because that's what you
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  Speaker 2: called her. Right step on.
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  Speaker 3: That, keep going with message.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to my ex bed bug. I know what
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  Speaker 2: you did and you thought you could get away with it.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of question marks after them? Do you have
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  Speaker 2: that so far? I think so? I have my little
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  Speaker 2: bed bug X bad bug x dead bug. I know
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  Speaker 2: what you did, and you thought you could get away
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 3: I know what she did and you thought you could
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  Speaker 3: get away with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I found out you watched Ancient Aliens on Netflix
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  Speaker 2: without me, I think. And then in Big Captain it's over.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend sounds like he's very upset about this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: did you hear what happened? She watched Ancient Aliens without him? Yeah? No,
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  Speaker 2: I heard.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but do you do you believe in aliens?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I ask do I believe?
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  Speaker 1: Personally?
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  Speaker 2: Me believe in aliens? That's when I asked you, what
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  Speaker 2: are smarty pants? You keep repeating my questions back to
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  Speaker 2: me like I'm like I am.
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  Speaker 3: Question is a simple question. Do you believe in aliens?
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  Speaker 2: I really don't know. I'm sorry it doesn't know? Doesn't now?
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Back to this fool?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me? Where were you November third, nineteen ninety four.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: I barely was born.
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  Speaker 1: I was two years old.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm guessing you weren't born in the New Mexican
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  Speaker 3: Death when you saw fourteen different UFO being spotted and
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  Speaker 3: confirmed by the government.
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  Speaker 2: You know I'm sorry. I cannot deal with this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: This guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but this guy's give him my last nerve.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I just love my girlfriend and now he isn't believe
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  Speaker 3: in alien.
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  Speaker 2: I do not have time for this. You have time
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  Speaker 2: for this prank phone call? How about that? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying you're being pranked right now on the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Job.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jeff and this is Jose and.
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  Speaker 3: This is my real voice. Jeff, really, this is my
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  Speaker 3: real wine.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not okay, it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. Your roommate Matt set you up. You said business
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  Speaker 1: has been crazy at the flower shop lately and he
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  Speaker 1: would just want to make you laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, the weirdest call I have ever had
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  Speaker 3: in my life.
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  Speaker 2: You seriously don't believe I know. How do you explain
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  Speaker 2: the geometrical Patrick lift at horseshokn W.
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  Speaker 3: Are you some kind of nerd? Wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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