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Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is time for your Phone Tap, which our listeners
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  Speaker 1: just voted to rename to Pranking mcprank Faces, So we'll
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  Speaker 1: do that name change coming up. But today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who, after spending years in a long relationship
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  Speaker 1: and breaking up, is finally trying out the dating apps
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  Speaker 1: for the very first time. He's feeling a little nervous,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really know what to expect. What he definitely should
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  Speaker 1: have expected, though, is that his older brother would use
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  Speaker 1: this information to prank him. Because that's exactly what we
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  Speaker 1: do in your Phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeff's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is.
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  Speaker 2: This Vince It Hi Vince. I'm from Match dot com.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Sharon Needles. Okay, Hi, Hi, So you
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  Speaker 2: recently signed up for our service and we just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to welcome you to the app.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thanks, I didn't know you guys did this did what?
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was all online? I thought I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know you actually called it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know the dating part. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: all online. But you're fairly popular in our community right now,
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  Speaker 2: so I wanted to reach out personally.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean. I checked my app
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  Speaker 3: yesterday and there were no matches.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you must be looking at the main site. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you didn't have any matches there. No, but when you
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  Speaker 2: agreed to our terms and conditions page, your profile automatically
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  Speaker 2: gets distributed to all of our match Group subsidiaries.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: We own a lot of dating apps and now you're
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  Speaker 2: on all of them. You may have heard of singles
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  Speaker 2: with shingles No, huh, okay? Oh kiss my ax. You
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  Speaker 2: know the one for lumberjacks. Ax.
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  Speaker 3: No, i'd say I have.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, actually, because you're not trending on those apps.
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  Speaker 2: You are trending right now. Are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 4: Not really, you're funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trending on meetup me ea, me up. It's
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  Speaker 2: an app for lonely men who love sandwiches and want
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  Speaker 2: a woman to make one for them. Oh yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really want to be on that app.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's okay. You don't have to pay any more money.
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  Speaker 2: You're automatically enrolled. That's a great thing about coming through
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  Speaker 2: our company, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't know if I want to
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  Speaker 4: be on an app that asks women to make sandwiches
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  Speaker 4: for me.
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  Speaker 2: You are, but you're also getting a lot of action
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  Speaker 2: on another app, Chad Finder. Oo ooh ooh yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: ooh I heard that.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah no, ooh, as in that sounds weird and I
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  Speaker 4: don't think I want to be on that one either.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't even know about it. It's a sister
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  Speaker 2: app to No Hookup. Just kidding. You've heard of that?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry that I haven't.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this is all so new to me. I've never
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  Speaker 3: really done the dating apps, and I thought I was
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  Speaker 3: just signing up for one.
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  Speaker 2: I see. That explains a lot. Do you know why
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be helpful? Is if I send you
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  Speaker 2: a link for our newest dating app that's trending. Pop
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  Speaker 2: goes the Easel.
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  Speaker 3: Pop goes the Easel that's.
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  Speaker 2: For horny artists that actually exists. Oh yeah, and according
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  Speaker 2: to our data, they're actually the second hornist career group
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  Speaker 2: to horse jockeys.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think I belong here. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, No, don't go. I just noticed you're
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  Speaker 2: over forty, right, Yeah, maybe that's why you've already matched
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  Speaker 2: with seventeen people on tutit and boot it.
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  Speaker 3: What the heck?
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  Speaker 2: Is that tude it and Buddha app? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: it's for people who like soccer that have gastro intestinal problems.
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  Speaker 3: What is that you?
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  Speaker 2: Is that you? I think I nailed it all right.
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  Speaker 3: This has gotta be some kind of joke, some kind
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  Speaker 3: of put on. Nobody in the world wouldever sign up
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  Speaker 3: for an Apple O.
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  Speaker 2: You would be so surprised. Honestly, we just crossed the
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  Speaker 2: half a million mark for our dating app called mostly Simps.
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  Speaker 2: I can send you that newsletter. Actually it comes with
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  Speaker 2: a twenty percent off coupon for tissues. Make of that
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  Speaker 2: what you will.
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  Speaker 4: I really think that this is a big mistake, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't belong here mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: We have so been there. A couple of years ago,
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  Speaker 2: we launched a site called only Plans, where you connect
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  Speaker 2: and make plans with someone, but neither of you ever
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  Speaker 2: follow through.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a lot of apps, and I think
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  Speaker 3: you can't really Just.
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  Speaker 2: Me really, because your brother thinks that you would be
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  Speaker 2: perfect for this, Gunner said, definitely, sign him up for
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  Speaker 2: only Simps. No, wait, that one was out Mostly Simps.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one. I scared it up. This is a
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  Speaker 2: break phone call?
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  Speaker 3: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually brug for the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I hear something was happening, because there's no
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  Speaker 3: way anybody was going to sign up for any of
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  Speaker 3: these apps.
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  Speaker 2: Your brother said, you just joined the dating app community
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  Speaker 2: a few days ago and wanted to freak you out.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Gunner, appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it Pop goes to Easel though.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you cut so many forty artists, I
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  Speaker 3: was almost like, hey, you know what, that doesn't sound
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  Speaker 3: too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Bring your paintbrush this way.
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  Speaker 3: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties