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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: most thankless jobs, one of them near the very top
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Speaker 1: has to be caregivers for the elderly. Yeah, you're angels
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Speaker 1: and saints if you're listening. I mean, they provide such
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Speaker 1: a critical service, giving all their time and their energy
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Speaker 1: and their compassion to do things that frankly, most people
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Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have the patience to do themselves. That's why
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Speaker 1: family send them to home. So we just want to
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Speaker 1: thank them for all their amazing work that they do
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Speaker 1: in the community. Yeah, seriously, And now that we now
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Speaker 1: that we've praised caregivers, it's time to prank one. She
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Speaker 1: was set up by her friend because she's about to
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Speaker 1: start helping with a brand new family tomorrow, Okay, and
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Speaker 1: she'll need to talk with the family first. I don't
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Speaker 1: think it's going to go very well. You'll hear it
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Speaker 1: in your brand new phones. Tapp right now on the twenties. Hello. Hey,
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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Crystal. Yes, it's a sheet.
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Speaker 1: Hey Crystal, this is Will. I think you just got
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Speaker 1: hired to do some caregiving work for my family. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: hi Will, how are you? Hey? I'm good. I just
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Speaker 1: spoke with the agency that recommended you, and they were
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Speaker 1: telling me some pretty great things. Yeah. I mean I've
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Speaker 1: been doing this for four years for a lot of
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Speaker 1: different families, so I'm looking forward to working with you.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know if the agency told you
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Speaker 1: about the duties that are going to be involved with
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Speaker 1: my grandpa and everything, just the standard meal planning, medication reminders,
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Speaker 1: helping him get things done, stuff like that. Yeah. Did
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Speaker 1: they mention the nocturnal chowdownia situation? No? Sorry? What was
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Speaker 1: that nocturnal chowdown? Ya didn't tell you? No, would you
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Speaker 1: mind filling me in? I'm kind of surprised that I
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Speaker 1: mentioned this. So, um, gramps only eats when he sleeps,
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Speaker 1: so the medical term is nocturnal chow down. Yet, so
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Speaker 1: when he closes his eyes, then you're gonna have to
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Speaker 1: get to work? Is that too like an IVO? No,
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Speaker 1: it's not like that. We're not at that point yet.
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Speaker 1: But basically, he won't eat when he's awake, and obviously
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Speaker 1: he needs food, so whenever he takes his five minute
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Speaker 1: power naps, you need to be cramming a banana down
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Speaker 1: in there. Um okay, I'm sorry, I need to get
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Speaker 1: this straight. So he has to be fully asleep, like Tom,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you just explain it one more time,
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Speaker 1: I've just never heard of it. Well, no, it's it's
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Speaker 1: actually pretty easy. So, like he'll be in the middle
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Speaker 1: of watching Wheel of Fortune and then he'll conk out,
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Speaker 1: and so as soon as you see that happen, then
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Speaker 1: you need to be microwaving hot pockets like Martha Stewart
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Speaker 1: on crap, get him heated up, stuff him in his
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Speaker 1: mouth before he wakes up. And I think that's what
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Speaker 1: I'm confused about. The stuffing in his mouth. You're going
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Speaker 1: to have to do it as quiet as you can,
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Speaker 1: so I recommend maybe sneaking up from behind and then
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Speaker 1: tie his hands to the chair. Oh I don't think
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Speaker 1: it will be necessary to restrain him. Oh, trust me,
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Speaker 1: it is because I can actually get pretty intense feeding him.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll try and fight it in his sleep, you know.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, because it's subconscious doesn't want him to eat,
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Speaker 1: but he'll be throwing karate chops, fist will start flying.
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Speaker 1: But that's why the restraints are there. Use any force
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Speaker 1: necessary to make it happen. Well, I don't know if
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Speaker 1: I'm really comfortable using force to feed a patient. Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: no one is really comfortable at first. But just to
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Speaker 1: know that we have a closet full of rope and
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Speaker 1: restraints and wires, all shapes and sizes in there. Whatever
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Speaker 1: you need, we're behind you, all right, And okay, stuff
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Speaker 1: for anything weird. It's just for restraining grandpa, right right.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is so much information on that once. Okay,
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Speaker 1: do you want to write it down? You know what, No,
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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the right person for this job.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to be able to
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Speaker 1: be a caregiver for your grandfather. Is that you have
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Speaker 1: a problem feeding old people? Resume? What I said is
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Speaker 1: that I am not the right person for this position
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Speaker 1: and I have never dealt with this condition, and I
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Speaker 1: just have the best care for him. But you're starting
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Speaker 1: tomorrow though, and the agency said that you were willing
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Speaker 1: to help with whatever we need. Well, the agency didn't
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Speaker 1: tell me that I need to be tying up Grandpa
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Speaker 1: and shoving food down his growth. So I'm just I'm
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Speaker 1: trying to tell you that I will not be able
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Speaker 1: to start. You mean spitting it in his mouth. Excuse me?
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Speaker 1: You would be spitting it in his mouth because Grandpa
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Speaker 1: doesn't choose since he's sleeping, so you'll prea chew his
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Speaker 1: food and then baby bird it into his mouth and
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Speaker 1: oh my god, that is not how that is done.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But you can eat some of it too
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Speaker 1: if you want, excuse me. Like the peanut brittle that
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Speaker 1: he has is pretty good. So when you chew it
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Speaker 1: up and you just spit some to him and then
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Speaker 1: swallow whatever you don't I can't think of a worse food.
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Speaker 1: Did pean it rittle to feed this man in this condition?
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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you laughing? I mean, I'm trying not to.
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Speaker 1: It's so funny. I'm sorry. I just you know, your
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Speaker 1: friend Mason said that you were into this kind of stuff,
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Speaker 1: so maybe she was wrong. How do you know my
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Speaker 1: friend Mason? Who are you? I only know her because
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Speaker 1: she's the one who set you up for this prank
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Speaker 1: phone call week Ry. Oh, there's no wizard did this. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm not from the family who hired you. My name's
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Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,
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Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: your best friend Mason said that you set her up
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Speaker 1: on a bad blind date recently and this was her
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Speaker 1: way of getting revenge. Yeah, that didn't go well. Honestly though,
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Speaker 1: I think you'd get a lot more jobs if you
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Speaker 1: put baby Birding on your resume, or maybe to get
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Speaker 1: more dates. You know. I don't think i've seen that one.
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Speaker 1: I'm Tinder, but you never know. It's out there. Trust me,
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Speaker 1: it works. Yeah, I'm sure. It's a wake up every
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