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Still Comfy? Jurassic Park · To All the Men I've Tolerated Before

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Speaker 1: with all new episodes of two All the Men I've
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Speaker 1: Tolerated Before, Set Sexy Jeff Goldbloom, pop Funko. Life will
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Speaker 1: find a way even on a.
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Speaker 2: Really shitty week.
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Speaker 1: Oh, life will find a way to make my life shitty.
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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, cool, Jeff.
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Speaker 2: That's not helpful, Jeff, that's not helpful.
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Speaker 3: Jeff.
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Speaker 1: You sit at the you sit next to my bedside
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Speaker 1: because you're supposed to be NFS sexy stuff for me. Yes, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to tell me. Life will find a way
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Speaker 1: to fuck you over nand Lake. Hi everyone, it's still
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Speaker 1: comfy Tuesday. I'm Nadley Katona, your host of To All
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Speaker 1: the Men I've toler You did before, a weekly look
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Speaker 1: at everyday misogyny, and this is.
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Speaker 2: Hi, friends.
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Speaker 3: I'm Julia Washington, your host of Pop Culture Makes Me Jealous,
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Speaker 3: where we analyze pop culture through the lens of race
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Speaker 3: or gender and sometimes both.
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Speaker 1: And this will be your first of many reminders that
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Speaker 1: we are covering Jurassic Park and we have a live
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Speaker 1: comment feed going on. And if you do not tune
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Speaker 1: in live, but you listen to the replay and still
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Speaker 1: want to comment on anything that we say. Jules and
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Speaker 1: I love to be on the internet. Mm hmm, jeweles
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Speaker 1: just did you a favor and did a did a
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Speaker 1: did an example comment?
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Speaker 2: So look at us.
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Speaker 3: I kicked it off for everyone here today.
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Speaker 1: In a world where likes and comments are currency. It's
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Speaker 1: just like dinosaur embryos.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh all right, Jules, I have to apologize
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Speaker 2: because you terrorized me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because me and my sister are sick people. We're
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Speaker 1: sick people, and we have watched Jurassic Park dozens of times.
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Speaker 1: My sister shows it to high schoolers, freshman high schoolers.
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Speaker 1: Some of them might be watching, hey guys, because it's
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Speaker 1: this week. This week, she's showing it to the high schoolers.
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Speaker 2: I would die if I was in that room.
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Speaker 3: I'd be like, miss Katona, I need to use the
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Speaker 3: bathroom for an hour and a half.
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Speaker 1: So I had forgotten because I thought what made it
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Speaker 1: scary was the Wises themselves. No, because that's what makes
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Speaker 1: it scary in the theaters because it's so loud. But no,
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Speaker 1: the whole movie is just very terrifying. And my sister
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Speaker 1: is like, it's not a scary movie.
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Speaker 3: I go.
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Speaker 1: You are correct, I go. But some people are scared
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Speaker 1: by thrillers.
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Speaker 3: It turns out, as it turns out, the idea of
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Speaker 3: being chased by dinosaurs is actually kind of horrifying. Right.
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Speaker 1: Turns out not everyone loves a disaster movie. Who would
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Speaker 1: have thunk? Who would have thunk? My sister and I
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Speaker 1: always hard for disaster movies. We love a bald buff
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Speaker 1: man running through a disaster Jason Statum or The Rock.
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Speaker 2: But there are no bald men in this one.
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Speaker 3: There aren't.
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Speaker 2: But I guess goloom. Listen, let's talk about it.
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Speaker 3: You know my first note, I'm gonna tell you Jeff
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Speaker 3: Goldbloom ho underlined three times.
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Speaker 1: I kept live texting people. Hey everyone. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if we know this, but the original trio of the
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park movie is the sexiest trio that ever did live.
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Speaker 1: There's not a sexier trio then Laura Dern, I never
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Speaker 1: remember who plays Alan and Jeff Goldblue Yeah, And like,
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Speaker 1: I get it that Alan gets a lot of sexy
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Speaker 1: clout from the other two. But in the last one
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Speaker 1: where they all when the original trio comes back, somehow
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Speaker 1: he got hotter.
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Speaker 3: And my friend told me and my friend you're not
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Speaker 3: all britishman. Go ahead, Sorry I keep interrupting you.
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Speaker 2: You have thoughts.
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Speaker 1: My friend told me that it's because he like quit
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Speaker 1: acting and then got like a farm with sheep in
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Speaker 1: Scotland and like maybe a winery or a place to
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Speaker 1: make whiskey, a distillery if you will.
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Speaker 3: Is it because he felt bad for what they did
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Speaker 3: to the goats in the movie. Maybe maybe he's just sheep.
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Speaker 1: My first note is to let the listeners know that
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Speaker 1: for Halloween this year, my brother in law will be
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Speaker 1: doctor John Hammond or rich Man doctor John John Hammond.
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Speaker 1: We don't even know if he was a doctor. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: My sister will be Alan because she wants to wear
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Speaker 1: the neck kerchief. She's like, I want the neckkerchief. Her
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Speaker 1: friend will be Laura Dern Nadley. Why aren't you Laura
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Speaker 1: Dern because I'm sexy? Jeff goldblue nice. And I texted
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Speaker 1: my sister yesterday. I was like, Hey, we might have
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Speaker 1: to hose me down for Halloween because my costume is
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Speaker 1: after he gets drenched in rain.
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Speaker 3: We all need to be soaking wet.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the baby's going to be a dinosaur.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's gonna be the cutest.
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Speaker 1: And then my sister's husband or my so his friend's
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Speaker 1: husband is going to be newman.
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Speaker 3: He's just a.
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Speaker 2: Shitty guy and everything.
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Speaker 3: Just any guy.
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Speaker 2: He's just a shitster.
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Speaker 3: I've never seen him in anything where you're not like, God,
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Speaker 3: you're an asshole.
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Speaker 1: His death with the spitting dinosaur, I believe is my
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Speaker 1: first jump scare, like my first jump scare that I
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Speaker 1: remember as a child. Yeah, but Jules, how do you
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Speaker 1: feel after your first watch of Jurassic Park, being traumatized
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Speaker 1: as you are by fake dinosaurs? That this movie is
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Speaker 1: coded as a family friendly, fun movie night film.
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Speaker 3: I would never family film night this movie with anybody
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Speaker 3: under the age of fifteen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild scary.
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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe my son would have been cool with it
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Speaker 3: at like the thirteen, Like this would definitely have been
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Speaker 3: a conversation. Watch the trailer, let's make a decision. But
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Speaker 3: I definitely would not have sat down with my three
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Speaker 3: year old, my three year old, eight year old, and
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Speaker 3: ten year old to watch this movie. Not that I
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Speaker 3: was three when it came out, but still.
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Speaker 1: I need everyone to weigh in on the comments. Is
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park I'm making our banner now. Is Jurassic Park
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Speaker 1: I'm a professional, a family friendly phil.
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Speaker 3: I need everyone to wait in.
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Speaker 2: Because fine holiday fun.
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Speaker 1: Lore has it, legend has it that the first movie
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Speaker 1: I ever went to go and see the movie theater
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Speaker 1: was either one hundred and one Dalmatians Cute or The
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Speaker 1: Batman with Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. That man returns, returns
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Speaker 1: or begins or whatever.
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Speaker 3: Interesting. Okay, here's the thing. The scene where the kids
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Speaker 3: are in the kitchen, they're so little.
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Speaker 2: They're like that little boy is so little, like the.
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Speaker 3: Girl preteen, thirteen years old, maybe still so little. And
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Speaker 3: then the boy is just so happy, go lucky. He's like,
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Speaker 3: I like dinosaurs, Let's get in the car. And he's
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Speaker 3: like thrilled by the whole thing because he's seven, because
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Speaker 3: he's a little.
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Speaker 2: Itty bitty baby.
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Speaker 3: And then and then the dinosaurs was like, I don't
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Speaker 3: give a fuck about you. Let me eat your legs
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Speaker 3: and just like chasing them through the kitchen like I'm hungry, bitch,
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Speaker 3: get here, and you're just like, but the babies.
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Speaker 1: The little girl is still little enough that she doesn't
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Speaker 1: know the difference between a meat eating dinosaur, right and
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Speaker 1: a plant eating dinosaur. Her brother has to tell her
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Speaker 1: plant dinosaur right, meat dinosaur right. I And this happens
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Speaker 1: to us a lot where we rewatch one of these
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Speaker 1: movies and we're like, oh, those those people are actually
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Speaker 1: way younger than I've ever perceived them.
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Speaker 3: Uh huh, because even in like the retrospectives and like
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Speaker 3: the clips and stuff I've seen, I just don't recall,
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Speaker 3: like it just doesn't.
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Speaker 2: Feel like they were that little.
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Speaker 3: And then to see this little tiny boy who's probably
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Speaker 3: six years old, who's just like, I'm a cute little
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Speaker 3: baby who loves who loves me a dino? Give me
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Speaker 3: a lunch box that says Jurassic Park please, And then
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Speaker 3: he's like, ah, god my life. And you're just like no,
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Speaker 3: but you should be rescued because your children.
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Speaker 1: Just my sister are texting me and she's like, she's like, listen,
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Speaker 1: I watch this movie every year around eight times in
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Speaker 1: one week because of.
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Speaker 2: All yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's because she's traumatizing kids. And I asked her, I go,
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Speaker 1: is it fun to watch high schooler? I go, what's
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Speaker 1: the split? How many of your kids have already seen
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park? Because everyone's aging out of our movies. We
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Speaker 1: have met people who have not seen Thoma and Louise
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Speaker 1: or a league of their own.
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Speaker 3: I know it's so it's just wild to me.
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Speaker 1: So I asked her. I was like, so, what's the split?
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Speaker 1: And she goes, it's usually pretty fifty to fifty, And
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Speaker 1: I went, how fun is it to watch a bunch
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Speaker 1: of teenagers watch how terrifying Jurassic Park is? And she goes,
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Speaker 1: I left.
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Speaker 3: Every year. I love you, so you've got to stop. Sorry.
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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just eating a snack, playing candy crutch
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Speaker 1: and just being like, yeah, kids, t Rex is a
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Speaker 1: be serious. She goes, and I pause the movie every
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Speaker 1: class period to make fun of the Little Boy because
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Speaker 1: when Alan and Ellie are trying to block a door
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Speaker 1: from a velociraptor, right, the little boy and the girls
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Speaker 1: trying to code, right, which they made fun of her
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Speaker 1: earlier because she's a geek because she can hack. Hacking
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Speaker 1: was maybe we should have learned how to hack. Maybe
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Speaker 1: our careers would have been more lucrative if.
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Speaker 3: I learned anything from the nineties hacking is it?
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Speaker 1: Maybe we should have hacked? But the little boy is
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Speaker 1: just behind his sister while she's hacking, and he has
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Speaker 1: his hands like this and he's jumping straight up and
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Speaker 1: down and that's how he chose to show his fear.
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Speaker 1: And she was like, it's Oscar Worthy acting. And I
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Speaker 1: was like, but as a seven and a half year old,
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Speaker 1: if I'm watching Alan failed to block a door from
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Speaker 1: a velociraptor, I too, as a thirty four year old,
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Speaker 1: I might just be rocking back and forth and jumping
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Speaker 1: up and down.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I really felt like, I, oh, man, now, can
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Speaker 3: I just tell you? Yeah, tell me.
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Speaker 2: I was pacing.
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Speaker 3: I went into the kitchen, I went to check my phone.
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Speaker 3: I was like pacing back and forth. And I was
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Speaker 3: like the like the hacker girl's gonna get it. Let's
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Speaker 3: do it, please, please please, And Laura Durn's sitting there
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Speaker 3: with her legs against the wall and her back against
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Speaker 3: the door, and everyone's just like, oh my god, it's
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Speaker 3: and I'm over here like this is horrifying. Yeah, I
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Speaker 3: it's just as scary as if it were a man
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Speaker 3: with a knife or a gun.
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Speaker 1: And what's brilliant is is that Alan set up them
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Speaker 1: all me being murdered by veloci raptors in the first
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Speaker 1: five minutes of the movie because some shitty kid says
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Speaker 1: that the skeleton doesn't look scary enough, so he gets
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Speaker 1: this big raptor claw out and he's like, this is
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Speaker 1: how the raptor would carve your belly, right to eat
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Speaker 1: your flesh yep, And Laura Durn's like, that's dark, Alan,
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Speaker 1: and he's like, I hate children. It's dark, but it's true.
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Speaker 1: It's dark, but it's true. I hate children. This was
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Speaker 1: the first time where I'm convinced, so I've never been
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Speaker 1: convinced of this before. I thought that, like, Ellie and
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Speaker 1: Alan had chemistry, but they never had like a camp
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Speaker 1: side romance. I'm convinced that Alan and Ellie had a
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Speaker 1: camp side romance and Ellie wouldn't call her him her
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Speaker 1: man because he doesn't want to.
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Speaker 2: Have kids, Like I believe that that's actually, yeah, that's what.
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Speaker 3: That's what I picked up from the movie because when
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Speaker 3: Jeff Goldman's like, hey, she's seeing anybody, and he's like
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Speaker 3: he makes whatever, that comment is where I was like, Oh,
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Speaker 3: you guys are.
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Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, a campside romance, if you will, A firelight affair, yeah,
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Speaker 1: which hey. Alan's Hot Archaeology was sold to us in
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Speaker 1: the nineties as a very hot and sexy career.
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Speaker 3: This was a hot You're going to travel the world
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Speaker 3: and cover all kinds of prehistoric tokens.
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Speaker 1: I'm really surprised that I have met zero archaeologists, because
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Speaker 1: they were in every nineties children's movie, every single one bones.
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Speaker 3: Maybe it's is Jurassaic Park, Steven Spielberg. Yes, maybe it's
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Speaker 3: just Steven Spielberg.
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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe he maybe he had a parent toe
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Speaker 1: him he couldn't be an archaeologist because it wasn't a
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Speaker 1: real job.
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Speaker 3: Or maybe he had a parent who's like, you need
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Speaker 3: to be an archaeologist because being a filmmaker is not
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Speaker 3: a real job.
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Speaker 1: So he makes films about archaeodiologists, generational trauma. Everyone hits
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Speaker 1: a bitch. Oh my gosh, what is one of my
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Speaker 1: other points?
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Speaker 3: Oh the other All my points are about Jeff Goldblum.
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Speaker 1: I feel like, well, number one, we will get to
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Speaker 1: Jeff Goldbloom. But I feel like Jurassic Park is where
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Speaker 1: my animal activism started because Jurassic par is probably the
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Speaker 1: first movie I ever watched just gunnen down animals just
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Speaker 1: for being animals.
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Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. The dinosaurs did.
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Speaker 1: Not ask to be here, right the meg the shark,
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Speaker 1: it was be its best life on a part of
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Speaker 1: the ocean we had never discovered.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the humans are the antagonist.
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Speaker 1: We fucked around and found that. T Rex said you
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Speaker 1: will find out. Yeah, you will find out. And and
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Speaker 1: I think they're leaning. They're trying to lean very hard
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Speaker 1: with the reboot series about it, being like Jeff Goldbloom
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Speaker 1: is like, this is our fault and we should just
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Speaker 1: let the dinosaurs have our planet, which I've never picked
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Speaker 1: up on is his entire attitude before they even get
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Speaker 1: to the island.
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Speaker 2: He's like this big bad Yeah, he I wore down.
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Speaker 3: Jeff Goldblom the only one making sense about Jurassic Park
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Speaker 3: because he's like, this is not a good idea. You're
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Speaker 3: playing with fire. And then there's another point where he's
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Speaker 3: like I fucking told you as like anti capitalist Jeff Goldbloom,
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Speaker 3: Doctor Ian Malcolm is like, I get it.
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Speaker 1: You found some dinosaur blood, you thought you'd run some experiments,
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Speaker 1: you found out that you could play god, but then
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Speaker 1: you took your god powers and you created Disney World
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Speaker 1: and now people are getting eaten.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm like, how did this old man not
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Speaker 3: feel worse? He sent his grandchildren out there. I no
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Speaker 3: shade to my child, my grandchildren. You best believe I
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Speaker 3: will protect more than I will protect my child. My
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Speaker 3: child's job is done. He gave me grandchildren, any grand
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Speaker 3: new grandchildren, and therefore to the raptors he will go.
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Speaker 3: And therefore you do you baby, let me read, let's
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Speaker 3: get these grandkids grown.
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Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, maybe that's why I've been
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Speaker 1: humping my pillow every time Jeff Goldbloom comes onto a screen,
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Speaker 1: because literally he is the anti capitalist man of my dreams.
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Speaker 1: And people have told me on my own show, to
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Speaker 1: all the men I've tolerated before that I produce, an
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Speaker 1: I host, and I invite people onto, people have told
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Speaker 1: me being in love with Jeff Goldbloom goes against everything
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Speaker 1: you stand for because he swore me, and he's flirty,
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Speaker 1: and he like, he's trying to get you, and I'm like,
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Speaker 1: don't leave me in a room with him.
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Speaker 2: I get one, wait, is he is he really?
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Speaker 3: Like? That's never been?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god?
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Speaker 3: Am I blind to his? Like?
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Speaker 1: The man is never not serving up? Are we having
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Speaker 1: sex right now? And You're like, I don't know, Jeff,
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Speaker 1: are we?
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Speaker 3: I always I always saw it as that's his persona.
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Speaker 3: But the minute you're like, all right, let's do this,
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Speaker 3: and he'd be like.
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Speaker 1: No because he has a beautiful wife and family, or.
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Speaker 3: Just like if he like. He doesn't strike me as
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Speaker 3: the type to lay just delay. He strikes me as
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Speaker 3: the type who's gonna like, get down when he wants to,
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Speaker 3: and that's not gonna be all the time, and that's
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Speaker 3: not gonna be with every girl that shows up on
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Speaker 3: his doorstep. You know what I mean. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Am I wrong? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Everyone who's not Geena Davis can can skip this next
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Speaker 1: forty five seconds. But Geena Davis, you didn't give me enough.
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Speaker 1: Jeff Goldbloom Tea. When you're in your biography, in your
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Speaker 1: book Dying of Politeness, I would like you to very
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Speaker 1: politely tell me that Jeff Goldbloom lays it down like
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Speaker 1: he fucks.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I listen with the way that she described the
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Speaker 3: house and that they lived in.
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Speaker 2: There's no way that that man doesn't know what he's doing.
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Speaker 1: I need to know that he fucks.
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Speaker 3: I just don't think he's like. But I think it's
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Speaker 3: when I hear SWARMI I think like James Franco.
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Speaker 1: I hate James Franco, and I think that's why people
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Speaker 1: are always so surprised that I love Jeff Goldbloom because
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Speaker 1: they're like, it's not even that. Maybe Jeff just like
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Speaker 1: pulls it off better or maybe it comes off more genuine.
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Speaker 1: But I'm like, I would do unexplainable illegal things for
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Speaker 1: Jeff Goldblue.
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Speaker 3: I would never do anything illegal for a man or
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Speaker 3: my child or myself because I'm terrified of jail.
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Speaker 1: Is like, amr.
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Speaker 3: Jeff goldboo. So I'm live on.
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Speaker 1: TikTok and the likes are coming in because I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I would do.
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Speaker 3: Illegal things for Jeff Goldlow, for sexy Jeff goldwort, sexy
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Speaker 3: Jeff gold.
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Speaker 1: Or people want to wait in. I don't know what happens.
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Speaker 1: I barely look at this when we're talking, and when.
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Speaker 3: I go to your it doesn't tell me that you're alive.
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Speaker 3: It never does.
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Speaker 2: Oh there it is.
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Speaker 1: So let's talk about John Hammond and my note about
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Speaker 1: John Hammond. He's the guy in white, He's the grandpa.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, because you know I didn't. I was like
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Speaker 3: so stressed out, I didn't register anybody's actual character name John.
21:00
Speaker 1: So John Hammond, I wrote down this is my exact note,
21:07
Speaker 1: and everyone weigh in in the comments.
21:09
Speaker 2: Tell us everything.
21:13
Speaker 1: But don't let the billionaires do science at all. They
21:18
Speaker 1: have uttered disregard for normal people and instead just want
21:23
Speaker 1: to get hard about their hobbies. Like he just wanted
21:28
Speaker 1: to jack off on a dinosaur.
21:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
21:32
Speaker 1: This man wasn't I don't think this man was a scientist.
21:35
Speaker 1: I don't think he was.
21:37
Speaker 2: A like archaeologist, appealeontologist. Don't they say that in the movie.
21:42
Speaker 3: Doesn't one of them call him out and it's like,
21:44
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Like you're not even.
21:48
Speaker 1: He's probably just a venture capitalist.
21:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the lawyer guy who gets meets his
21:55
Speaker 3: unfortunate demise, Yeah, you know he's he's also representing all
22:01
Speaker 3: of the investors. Yeah. So like no one in this
22:07
Speaker 3: has a science background, which is why he showed up
22:09
Speaker 3: at Laura Durn's camp right right.
22:11
Speaker 1: Yes, because he was like, please tell us that we
22:13
Speaker 1: named the dinosaurs correctly and that we're feeding them the
22:17
Speaker 1: things that they should be.
22:18
Speaker 3: Bad.
22:18
Speaker 1: He literally just like gas lit Baby bed Wan into
22:21
Speaker 1: believing that this.
22:22
Speaker 3: Is a good I was like, look like bad Wong.
22:26
Speaker 1: Because it's Baby bed Wan. He's in all of them,
22:30
Speaker 1: I think sounds like.
22:32
Speaker 3: I was like, this voice is so all I like
22:34
Speaker 3: say fronk, say fronc for me right now, bad Wan,
22:38
Speaker 3: it's baby bed say mister Banks. I need to say,
22:42
Speaker 3: mister Bank.
22:43
Speaker 2: We love baby bed Wan.
22:45
Speaker 1: No, but bd Wan got gas lit and then he
22:49
Speaker 1: formed a team of scientists and then they got Alan
22:53
Speaker 1: almost eaten. I texted my sister while I was watching it,
22:59
Speaker 1: and I was like, John Hemmon would one thousand percent
23:03
Speaker 1: hurdle himself to the bottom of the sea.
23:05
Speaker 3: To see if he could see a picture of the Titanic.
23:10
Speaker 1: And my sister went, without doubt, I go, he funded
23:13
Speaker 1: the Titanic sub like he commissioned the Titanic sub right
23:17
Speaker 1: to hurdle him down because he was also fine with
23:20
Speaker 1: getting eaten.
23:21
Speaker 2: By a t rex.
23:23
Speaker 3: I m.
23:26
Speaker 1: M m. Because here's the thing. My sister, because she
23:30
Speaker 1: looks up things while she's watching this movie, she knows
23:33
Speaker 1: a lot of ridiculous t rex facts, like did you
23:36
Speaker 1: know that t rex can swim? Doesn't that feel stupid
23:39
Speaker 1: in your brain? Imagine if because their arms are so teeny,
23:44
Speaker 1: what is what are they in? Their head is so big?
23:48
Speaker 1: I need everyone, let's all visualize together how stupid a
23:53
Speaker 1: t rex would look swimming.
23:56
Speaker 3: The thing that like, sorry to interrupt you. The thing
23:59
Speaker 3: that still kind of blows my mind is how they're like,
24:02
Speaker 3: we only breed females.
24:03
Speaker 2: Nothing will happen.
24:04
Speaker 3: Nothing will happen because we're only breeding females. And then
24:08
Speaker 3: I'm like, but I just feel like that's flawed logic, right.
24:13
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about animal science, that's not my expertise,
24:17
Speaker 3: but I do know that you filled in missing DNA
24:21
Speaker 3: with something else.
24:23
Speaker 2: And Jeff Goldbloom said that life will find a way.
24:27
Speaker 2: That's right, he did.
24:29
Speaker 1: God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, Man
24:33
Speaker 1: creates dinosaurs, Dinosaurs kill men. Women rule the earth. It's
24:41
Speaker 1: a banger line.
24:42
Speaker 3: Can I also tell you the scene when they're like
24:45
Speaker 3: racing to the electric fence but the powers off listen
24:51
Speaker 3: couldn't and those children are climbing, climbing it. I was like,
24:56
Speaker 3: I am gonna have a heart attack.
25:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, a family phone film about dinosaurs. And I understand
25:07
Speaker 1: breeding a t rex because it's a money maker. And
25:11
Speaker 1: as my sister has pointed out, t rex is basically useless,
25:15
Speaker 1: Like they're kind of like the male lions of the
25:18
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, where it's like they don't actually have to
25:22
Speaker 1: hunt very hard and therefore they won't.
25:25
Speaker 2: Like I have a question, useless, go for it.
25:28
Speaker 3: Okay. So when they land and they first get there
25:31
Speaker 3: and they're walking, they're amongst some of the creatures specifically,
25:35
Speaker 3: like the herbivores. So does that mean they only caged
25:41
Speaker 3: the carnivores. I believe so, because then when they go
25:45
Speaker 3: into the ride, I was like, wait. But then when
25:48
Speaker 3: they're in the ride, our friend Sam Neil is like, oh,
25:53
Speaker 3: don't worry, little girl, these ones aren't going to attack us.
25:56
Speaker 3: Let's try and call them because then they're urban.
25:58
Speaker 2: So then I was like, wait, is the entire.
26:02
Speaker 3: Island full of dinosaurs? But then this one enclosed piece
26:06
Speaker 3: has like the dangerous ones and some of the dinosaurs.
26:10
Speaker 1: I think, so okay, because I started like because that
26:15
Speaker 1: hunter is immediately like like the raptors on fire, Yeah,
26:20
Speaker 1: this is an abomination. They will murder us, all right,
26:24
Speaker 1: smarter than us, they're faster than us because.
26:27
Speaker 2: They're very adaptive, right, Yeah.
26:31
Speaker 1: Why you would ever breed a raptor? Oh, because you
26:33
Speaker 1: weren't a scientist who new things about raptors, like did
26:36
Speaker 1: you see Hellan go pale from head to toe? Because
26:39
Speaker 1: he said the word raptor and he goes, I'm sorry, yeah,
26:42
Speaker 1: did you breed raptors?
26:44
Speaker 3: Right?
26:46
Speaker 2: And but the only girls, So it's fine.
26:49
Speaker 1: It's fine, they're only the girl raptors. What could ever
26:53
Speaker 1: go wrong? And that hunter man, I was like, hey,
26:57
Speaker 1: maybe you know that your park should not be if
27:00
Speaker 1: you need to have the deadliest hunter in the world
27:03
Speaker 1: employed at your park with an assault rifle ready to
27:07
Speaker 1: take down a raptor, right.
27:10
Speaker 2: Correct, that was his job. Yeah, that's not a job
27:13
Speaker 2: I would be interested in.
27:16
Speaker 1: And and like, so I get it. I'm all four ideas.
27:22
Speaker 1: I'm all for theme parks, but I'm also like, this
27:25
Speaker 1: is why you need a Laura Dern to be like,
27:28
Speaker 1: we can make Brontosaurus, we will not be making raptors.
27:31
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
27:33
Speaker 1: Like no, And have you seen Chris Pratt click click
27:38
Speaker 1: at the raptors.
27:40
Speaker 2: I don't watch.
27:41
Speaker 3: I haven't seen any of the Jurassic movies, friend, none
27:44
Speaker 3: of that. And then Mario is like, oh, now you
27:46
Speaker 3: can watch all of them, and I'm like, but Chris Pratt.
27:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, my sworn enemy Chris Pratt in the new Jurassic
27:55
Speaker 1: Park movies, which I go to each one because I
27:58
Speaker 1: love dinosaurs.
28:00
Speaker 3: M m hm.
28:03
Speaker 1: He is the raptor trainer. He is the person who
28:09
Speaker 1: trains the raptors, and he got the raptors to adapt
28:14
Speaker 1: to obeying him by clicking things. So he just looks
28:19
Speaker 1: some dead in the eye. Is this a summer and.
28:22
Speaker 3: He clicks for me, I feel like like a dogless soul.
28:28
Speaker 2: Huh.
28:28
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
28:30
Speaker 1: So then I'm watching Meg to the Trench, a perfect
28:33
Speaker 1: disaster movie, and there's some fucking venture capitalist scientist with
28:39
Speaker 1: an underground clicker clicking at the at the dinosaur shark,
28:45
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fuck you, Chris Pratt. Now people think
28:47
Speaker 1: that they can clicker dangerous animals?
28:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't think that's a good move.
28:58
Speaker 1: It really got me thinking about zoos in general, because
29:02
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, there, like, let's piece it together.
29:05
Speaker 1: There is probably nothing at a zoo that is as
29:07
Speaker 1: adaptable and as fast, because I think that's what the
29:11
Speaker 1: deadly combo is to a raptor, right, But there's probably
29:18
Speaker 1: an animal in a zoo that is as fast as
29:20
Speaker 1: a raptor. And then I was thinking about it and
29:24
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, the t rex and the raptors
29:27
Speaker 1: clearly no contact dinosaurs like they lowered the cows in
29:31
Speaker 1: on a crank, right. I was like, Okay, gorillas. I
29:35
Speaker 1: know that gorillas at the zoo are no contact animal
29:40
Speaker 1: because they're so territorial, right. But then I got to
29:45
Speaker 1: thinking about blackfish, and I was like, remember when we
29:51
Speaker 1: were all really pressed that the orca kept murdering its
29:55
Speaker 1: trainers because it could not fit in the enclosure you
29:59
Speaker 1: built for it. Right, John Hammond needed to watch blackfish
30:03
Speaker 1: before he got a t rex involved.
30:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
30:08
Speaker 1: And then I got to thinking about about how like
30:10
Speaker 1: open zoos are now, like do you gras just have
30:13
Speaker 1: like open areas?
30:16
Speaker 3: So I haven't been to the Oakland Zoo in a while,
30:19
Speaker 3: but the one in Fresno, when the last time I
30:22
Speaker 3: was there still felt a little closed in. But it's
30:27
Speaker 3: been a minute since i've been there. But I will
30:29
Speaker 3: say when we went to the one in Seattle, but
30:31
Speaker 3: here for Mother's Day, the biggest thing that was very
30:36
Speaker 3: impressive to me was where they kept the rhinoceros because
30:40
Speaker 3: it was just it was this huge open space. But
30:43
Speaker 3: then also it was like fifty feet below all of us.
30:47
Speaker 3: It just was like you had to look over a
30:49
Speaker 3: ledge and it's like this open field. Because to your
30:52
Speaker 3: point about like what's scary and fast and can murder.
30:56
Speaker 3: It's a rhinoceris unpacked.
31:00
Speaker 1: Oh this is what I should have been thinking about.
31:02
Speaker 3: I go there, people to realize they're fast because they're
31:04
Speaker 3: so big.
31:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same with hippos on the bottom of
31:07
Speaker 1: the river. Yeah, everyone, don't love don't YouTube video. No,
31:13
Speaker 1: it wasn't a hippo because hippos would have had a
31:15
Speaker 1: water source.
31:17
Speaker 2: Maybe hold on, because I just.
31:21
Speaker 3: I think it was actually a hippo because the guy
31:24
Speaker 3: who was the in person in charge of that cage
31:29
Speaker 3: cage enclosure enclosure was was from somewhere where they are
31:36
Speaker 3: lousy with hippos, and like he was like a specialist
31:39
Speaker 3: or something.
31:40
Speaker 2: Specialist.
31:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and he like people would make jokes about
31:45
Speaker 3: like people were making really stupid, ignorant jokes. And then
31:48
Speaker 3: finally he was like, you would not survive a hippo.
31:52
Speaker 3: They run over humans for fun, for they think it's funny.
31:56
Speaker 3: So if you would like to try, I can't lead
32:00
Speaker 3: tell you to do it, but I could turn around.
32:03
Speaker 1: Everyone, it'll be the most fun you've ever had.
32:06
Speaker 3: Everyone.
32:06
Speaker 1: At the end of our show, you put right into
32:09
Speaker 1: your Google search bar. Hippos attacking boats, and you just
32:14
Speaker 1: watch those hippos get like people are just driving their
32:17
Speaker 1: little fan boats yep, and the rivers and the swamps
32:21
Speaker 1: where hippos are, and then you just see one slowly
32:26
Speaker 1: emerge with its eyes and be like, is that a
32:28
Speaker 1: fucking boat in my river? And then it dives down
32:32
Speaker 1: real quick and it runs, jumps up for air, goes
32:35
Speaker 1: back down, runs. It's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen.
32:39
Speaker 1: And the entire time you're like, those people are gonna die.
32:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I know it is hippos because we were
32:46
Speaker 3: talking about Draassic Park and I was visualizing Jurassic Park
32:49
Speaker 3: when I started the story, so I just assumed rhino,
32:51
Speaker 3: but no, it was hippo.
32:53
Speaker 1: So but here's a fun fact a hip about rhinos.
32:57
Speaker 1: Because I had to start thinking, I was like, ever
33:00
Speaker 1: zoo animal, it has to be at some point beneficial
33:06
Speaker 1: enough for them that they don't go ham on us.
33:09
Speaker 1: Because rhinoceroses, i found out, can charge so fast and
33:17
Speaker 1: get so much momentum and power behind them that there
33:21
Speaker 1: is not a metal of stone or anything on earth
33:25
Speaker 1: that could actually contain a rhino, right, which we wanted
33:28
Speaker 1: to get out, which.
33:30
Speaker 3: Makes absolute perfect sense considering where rhinoceros are indigenous to,
33:35
Speaker 3: and like the type of conditions they live under, Like,
33:39
Speaker 3: there's a reason why animals are existing the way they exist,
33:43
Speaker 3: because it's you know, survival, right.
33:47
Speaker 1: So I was thinking about it and I was like, shit,
33:51
Speaker 1: you really like the reason why Blackfish was murdering people
33:57
Speaker 1: is because he was no longer chill with the settings
34:00
Speaker 1: you had provided for it, right. Instead of doing something
34:03
Speaker 1: about that, you were like, it's easier for a thousand
34:06
Speaker 1: people to see you this way, though, Bud eight more
34:09
Speaker 1: shows it's.
34:10
Speaker 3: Like an acceptable version of imprisonment, because when you think
34:13
Speaker 3: about being in prison, it's you're in these really tiny
34:17
Speaker 3: you're in a cell, it's the conditions are mediocre at best.
34:22
Speaker 3: You know you're eventually gonna lose your fucking mind. I
34:24
Speaker 3: mean people in solitary confinement, people do lose their minds.
34:28
Speaker 1: Hey, we learned a couple of months ago that Penelope
34:31
Speaker 1: also has to be in some sort of consensual relationship
34:34
Speaker 1: with our dynamic because she tried to murder me out
34:39
Speaker 1: of anxiety, right, and she was almost pretty successful.
34:44
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmm hmm.
34:45
Speaker 2: So again very scary time.
34:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:48
Speaker 1: Again, it's just like I I don't know what it
34:51
Speaker 1: is about my brain or what movies I watched when
34:55
Speaker 1: I was a child, or what I was taught in school,
34:58
Speaker 1: but I've always understood the pattern and the behaviors of animals,
35:02
Speaker 1: and I have always been floored that people do not
35:05
Speaker 1: know what to do in the presence of an animal.
35:08
Speaker 3: It's like, so, you know, I just read Water for
35:10
Speaker 3: Elephants and watched the movie for an oncoming episode of
35:13
Speaker 3: Jellypop's Book Club, and like, it never occurred to anybody
35:18
Speaker 3: that this elephant doesn't speak English and all they do
35:22
Speaker 3: is just fucking beat it repeatedly, and then it gets
35:25
Speaker 3: mad because it's being beaten. You know, they should have clicked,
35:29
Speaker 3: they just clicked.
35:30
Speaker 1: They should just clicked.
35:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so it's like it's like this assumption that
35:35
Speaker 3: animals aren't intelligent, that we're the superior being, which is
35:40
Speaker 3: just so flawed.
35:41
Speaker 1: And Laura Dern goes into that when John Hammond's just
35:44
Speaker 1: like eating jello and she's like, hey, my brother, people
35:49
Speaker 1: are dying in your park and he's like, I paid
35:53
Speaker 1: so much for this, like scream and she's like, I
35:57
Speaker 1: hear you. We know you're a venture capitalist. She's like
36:03
Speaker 1: this is all your design. You did not understand the
36:06
Speaker 1: power of these beans, and then once you did understand it,
36:10
Speaker 1: you refused to respect it.
36:13
Speaker 3: It's like Elon Musk buying Twitter.
36:16
Speaker 1: Damn, because that is a beast that Elon cannot tame.
36:21
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
36:24
Speaker 1: Damn slam as one of our good friends would say,
36:28
Speaker 1: that's a slam slam.
36:30
Speaker 3: I I'm such a door. I did a slam so.
36:35
Speaker 1: Again, like in theory, the tying up of the lamb
36:41
Speaker 1: so that the t rex would stay fed and not
36:44
Speaker 1: chomp its electric fence down right, because there's no there's
36:49
Speaker 1: no way there was enough electricity running through that fence
36:52
Speaker 1: if the boy's heart could restart to take down a
36:56
Speaker 1: t rex.
36:57
Speaker 2: How big are t rexes?
36:58
Speaker 3: It said it was ten thousand, and I was like, wait,
37:02
Speaker 3: I don't understand. How is how is ten thousand volts
37:07
Speaker 3: not going to kill this tiny, tiny child? Movie made
37:11
Speaker 3: in theory is supposed to contain a t Rex x
37:15
Speaker 3: t rex movie magic movie magic, So I understand the like, well,
37:20
Speaker 3: we tied to go up so it wouldn't be hungry, so.
37:25
Speaker 1: It wouldn't eat us. And Alan's like, okay, that's real cool.
37:30
Speaker 1: T Rexes don't just want a midnight snack. They actually
37:35
Speaker 1: want to hunt. It's the only thing that makes them
37:37
Speaker 1: feel like they're doing a good job.
37:39
Speaker 3: Do you think that he was basically starved into.
37:45
Speaker 2: This the t rex rex? Yeah, he was starved.
37:49
Speaker 1: He was bred into this. But I think that's part
37:52
Speaker 1: of it.
37:52
Speaker 3: I mean, like, because they're only giving him a goat
37:55
Speaker 3: or a cow or a sheep once a day, that
37:58
Speaker 3: he's become hungry for it because it's now contained on someone.
38:04
Speaker 2: Else's schedule versus Yeah.
38:07
Speaker 1: And should the instinct and should the lions ever break
38:11
Speaker 1: out of any of the zoos that I am a
38:12
Speaker 1: customer of and they start going ham, I'm gonna be like,
38:16
Speaker 1: that makes sense because they're predators, right, animal instinct?
38:21
Speaker 3: Right?
38:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was What was it?
38:23
Speaker 3: He said? Sam Neil said, if you don't move, he
38:28
Speaker 3: can't see us. And I was like, that's a good
38:32
Speaker 3: tip to know. What else what other predators? If we
38:35
Speaker 3: don't move, they can't see us.
38:40
Speaker 1: I think alligators and crocodiles have really bad eyesight.
38:43
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean like, don't try it. I'm never gone
38:47
Speaker 3: to swampy area.
38:48
Speaker 1: Because I honestly think it's the position of the t
38:52
Speaker 1: rex's eyes in its face, and I don't think they're
38:55
Speaker 1: like blind. I just truly believe that they have like
38:58
Speaker 1: no peripheral vision.
39:01
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
39:02
Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist.
39:05
Speaker 3: Like if it's not moving, they don't know that it's
39:07
Speaker 3: potentially prey. Yeah, like it's not alive if it's not moving.
39:12
Speaker 1: But once again, I have to chalk it up, all right,
39:14
Speaker 1: so they eat to the egos of men or just
39:18
Speaker 1: being like I could control a dinosaur.
39:20
Speaker 3: Yeah it really, yeah, truly.
39:24
Speaker 1: Why couldn't I colonize a dinosaur? I don't understand me
39:32
Speaker 1: the son of Nation Steelers be thwarted by a raptor?
39:38
Speaker 1: Make that makes sense.
39:39
Speaker 3: It's like.
39:41
Speaker 1: It truly is so egotistical to think that any of us,
39:45
Speaker 1: including us with pets, have any sort of like upper hand.
39:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you know when people who do own
39:54
Speaker 3: wild animals as pets and then they get murdered by
39:58
Speaker 3: their pet, by their pets, you're just like, it's not funny.
40:02
Speaker 3: It's actually really tragic and sad. And also we kind
40:05
Speaker 3: of knew that outcome was coming, right.
40:07
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, are you talking about the b plot.
40:10
Speaker 1: To Nope, the entire time the first time they saw
40:14
Speaker 1: that monkey.
40:15
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, here it is. I haven't seen Nope,
40:17
Speaker 2: you know this.
40:18
Speaker 1: What do you mean you haven't seen Nope. I thought
40:20
Speaker 1: we made you see it.
40:23
Speaker 3: No, Mario's trying to get me to see it for
40:26
Speaker 3: the upcoming segment you guys are doing. I thought we
40:32
Speaker 3: made you see it.
40:34
Speaker 1: I thought you went after. I went, okay, fine, well
40:38
Speaker 1: there's a monkey.
40:39
Speaker 3: Well there's a monkey and a plot. Listen, you can
40:43
Speaker 3: ruin it for me because Mario wants me to see
40:45
Speaker 3: it because he's like, here's a list of movies. Will
40:47
Speaker 3: these stress you out? And I'm just like like, yeah,
40:50
Speaker 3: did you see how I reacted during Juraffic bark Well?
40:54
Speaker 1: But he tried to ask me if they would stress
40:56
Speaker 1: you out? And I was like, I have a broken
40:58
Speaker 1: gauge because I love it. I think the megs are
41:02
Speaker 1: perfect movies.
41:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny, I will know.
41:08
Speaker 2: Problem is.
41:09
Speaker 3: The problem is is the older I get, the more
41:10
Speaker 3: sensitive I'm getting because I'm able to control my input more.
41:15
Speaker 2: Oh right, Like when you're in your.
41:17
Speaker 3: Twenties and you're like, I'm having a good time, let's
41:19
Speaker 3: have good life to do all these things, You're just
41:21
Speaker 3: like let's do all this stuff. And now that I'm
41:23
Speaker 3: the age that I am, I'm just like, I don't
41:25
Speaker 3: do shit I don't want to do.
41:30
Speaker 2: But yeah, just like.
41:32
Speaker 1: The egos that we have to be like those lions
41:36
Speaker 1: are perfectly happy with us, perfectly fine. I went and
41:43
Speaker 1: saw that Beast movie with Adri's album What did I
41:46
Speaker 1: Tell You? I go That movie was better than it
41:47
Speaker 1: had any right to be.
41:50
Speaker 2: I will not eat.
41:51
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how hot eadris Elba is.
41:53
Speaker 2: I will not.
41:55
Speaker 3: When I go for my walks in the morning and
41:57
Speaker 3: I see people walking their creatures and they have dogs
42:01
Speaker 3: that like on their hind legs are taller than them,
42:03
Speaker 3: and but yet they like tie their the leash. They
42:07
Speaker 3: have a like a waste leash that hooks to them,
42:09
Speaker 3: that hooks to the creature.
42:11
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, girl, you're dead. You're dead.
42:14
Speaker 3: If that dog decides to have an animalistic break, that's
42:17
Speaker 3: it for you. Because it is taller than you and
42:19
Speaker 3: it probably weighs more.
42:22
Speaker 1: It's gonna rip you into h I will say that
42:30
Speaker 1: I did almost cry when what part when Alan and
42:36
Speaker 1: Ellie got to see life dinosaurs.
42:41
Speaker 3: Oh in the beginning, in the beginning, when they first
42:43
Speaker 3: get there.
42:44
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh my god. And I was like,
42:46
Speaker 1: oh my god, what must that feel like to work
42:52
Speaker 1: your entire career going. I know that the limits of
42:55
Speaker 1: my science is I will study the bones. I will
43:00
Speaker 1: make assumptions about what the bones and how they are
43:03
Speaker 1: all put together mean about their prey tendencies and things
43:07
Speaker 1: like that. But we would we would never know, right
43:10
Speaker 1: because all of the dinosaurs are.
43:12
Speaker 2: Our body except for birds.
43:16
Speaker 3: And maybe the meg.
43:22
Speaker 1: What if the megs just the one whispering up to
43:24
Speaker 1: the orcas?
43:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, these yachts do not need to be in our water.
43:33
Speaker 3: And then he just slowly sinks back into the terra
43:36
Speaker 3: plane but separates our ocean from the Jurassic ocean.
43:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jason Stantium, give me a call. We can make
43:48
Speaker 1: an Orca a Meg movie. I hope that we get
43:51
Speaker 1: as many Meg movies.
43:53
Speaker 2: As we have job movies. Are there STOs movies?
43:59
Speaker 1: How many did we get it?
44:01
Speaker 3: Three? More than three?
44:03
Speaker 2: I don't know. It feels like we were only more
44:07
Speaker 2: Jaw movies.
44:09
Speaker 3: And before it doesn't matter to continue.
44:12
Speaker 1: I know ones in three d Oh, Well now I've
44:18
Speaker 1: lost it and now you're googling.
44:20
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, yeah, Job jos three, Yeah, Jaws nineteen
44:26
Speaker 3: seventy five, Jaws two nineteen seventy eight, Jaws three D
44:30
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty three, and Jaws The Revenge nineteen eighty seven.
44:34
Speaker 1: So I hope The Mugs become the new Avengers movie.
44:37
Speaker 1: Ever sum every summer new Meg. This one had a
44:41
Speaker 1: crack in. I was real into it, and honestly, I
44:46
Speaker 1: could have seen more of the crack in. I really
44:48
Speaker 1: feel like they underutilize cracking.
44:52
Speaker 2: Wait, isn't that the animated one, the krack in? No?
44:57
Speaker 3: Or the Meg? I'm I'm let's let's talk about Jurassic Park,
45:02
Speaker 3: because I clearly walked into territory I know nothing about.
45:07
Speaker 3: The Meg is another movie that's too scary for you.
45:09
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm saying. It has Jason Statum in it.
45:14
Speaker 1: There are two of them. The second one has the
45:17
Speaker 1: second one has a crack in. It's very exciting because.
45:20
Speaker 3: I remember the trailer. There's a scene or she's like, no,
45:23
Speaker 3: this glass is mag proof, and then the fucker comes
45:25
Speaker 3: through it and you're just like you opened that door
45:28
Speaker 3: man loud.
45:30
Speaker 2: Oh.
45:31
Speaker 1: There was a cartoon this summer that I wanted to
45:34
Speaker 1: see and no one else was into that was called
45:36
Speaker 1: like my teenage cracking or something.
45:38
Speaker 3: What I got Christine fond of voice to the Grandma.
45:41
Speaker 3: So it's like, wait, is there something about that that
45:44
Speaker 3: I missed? Okay, so I would.
45:47
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
45:49
Speaker 1: I go to think that you've reached the limits of
45:51
Speaker 1: your knowledge and the limits of your career, and you've
45:55
Speaker 1: accepted it. You've accepted that that is your role, that
45:58
Speaker 1: will always be your role to just make assumptions to
46:00
Speaker 1: what dinosaurs will do. And then you're handed by some
46:04
Speaker 1: insane venture capitalists.
46:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, a park where the.
46:08
Speaker 1: Dinosaurs are roaming free, and you were like, yes, what
46:12
Speaker 1: a great scientific situation. And then you've got doctor Ian
46:17
Speaker 1: Malcolm who's like, I love science, but we are all
46:20
Speaker 1: going to die. Yeah, we are all going to die
46:25
Speaker 1: because it is a beautiful moment when your life's work
46:27
Speaker 1: comes to fruition in a way that you never could imagine. Totally.
46:35
Speaker 3: I also do work with terrifying creatures.
46:40
Speaker 1: You probably don't watch a lot of disaster movies, so
46:42
Speaker 1: you probably do not understand that in the format.
46:45
Speaker 2: No, because I've had to do disaster work.
46:49
Speaker 3: Same, Uh, why would I want to watch it fictionalize?
46:55
Speaker 1: I loved my sister and I get so hyped for
46:58
Speaker 1: a disaster movie. Yes, we went and saw that. Like
47:03
Speaker 1: the whole promise of the movie is that the Rock
47:08
Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson is an a skyscraper and it's
47:11
Speaker 1: on fire and it's three hours of that And I
47:15
Speaker 1: fell asleep during it.
47:17
Speaker 2: Woke up it was still going on, and.
47:21
Speaker 1: My brother and I asked my sister what did I miss?
47:25
Speaker 3: And she was like, like, I could tell you right, And.
47:28
Speaker 1: Then my brother in law had to explain to us
47:30
Speaker 1: the fake science they made up on the way home.
47:33
Speaker 1: But my favorite part of disaster movies is they always
47:38
Speaker 1: make up science to back up whatever is going to happen.
47:41
Speaker 3: Absolutely and it probably And so, like I told you,
47:44
Speaker 3: I'm a family member who's a marine biologist, like a
47:47
Speaker 3: legitimate like that's her job. And she'll like she loves
47:51
Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff, but sometimes when we're watching things,
47:53
Speaker 3: she'll have to like pause, now here's the you know,
47:57
Speaker 3: and like correct it and then play and we're just
47:59
Speaker 3: like that sets out of your system. You had to
48:01
Speaker 3: get that out of your system. You couldn't let us
48:03
Speaker 3: just watch the movie first.
48:05
Speaker 1: It's my favorite because I'm gonna be honest, I watch
48:09
Speaker 1: a lot of shows where there are where science plays
48:12
Speaker 1: a part in whatever is happening, because science plays a
48:16
Speaker 1: part and everything. But only disaster movies truly go the
48:20
Speaker 1: extra mile to be like, we are going to teach
48:22
Speaker 1: you some fake bullshit science that we ourselves made up, Like, yeah,
48:27
Speaker 1: you can make dinosaurs out of frogs, why wouldn't you
48:30
Speaker 1: be able to?
48:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes perfect sense, that makes perfect sense. Amphibians.
48:34
Speaker 3: It's with this much.
48:35
Speaker 2: Blood out of a mosquito.
48:37
Speaker 1: Thank God for amber, right, it's saving grace, saving grace.
48:43
Speaker 1: You can click out a velociraptor.
48:45
Speaker 3: Hey, Mario's in the hell you can You can click
48:50
Speaker 3: a click out of velociraptor, and that is behavior management
48:54
Speaker 3: for a dinosaur.
48:55
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it be fake science?
48:59
Speaker 3: In the med even click out a child to get
49:02
Speaker 3: it to do what I needed to do.
49:09
Speaker 2: You just got called out.
49:11
Speaker 3: That is not okay. I love fun asking ask Mario
49:15
Speaker 3: how many parties I've invited him to and he hasn't
49:18
Speaker 3: shown up.
49:20
Speaker 2: We don't watch Jurassic Park.
49:22
Speaker 3: I was wondering.
49:24
Speaker 1: I was wondering why I got my own separate shout out.
49:27
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's weird.
49:28
Speaker 1: We're doing it separate, but I enjoy it because it's
49:31
Speaker 1: more comments going into the going into the algorithm.
49:35
Speaker 3: It helps with the algorithm. So I appreciate that.
49:39
Speaker 1: Mario, Mario, would you like to know some of the
49:43
Speaker 1: fake science from the Meg?
49:45
Speaker 2: Because the Meg has perfect fake science. Is it related
49:48
Speaker 2: to Jurassic Park?
49:49
Speaker 1: Yes, because the Meg is a dinosaur shark.
49:52
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
49:53
Speaker 1: So the reason why the Meg could be in the
49:59
Speaker 1: sea without anyone knowing about it, a giant dinosaur shark
50:03
Speaker 1: that survived since the Jurassic period, is because what we
50:08
Speaker 1: perceive as the bottom of the ocean is not the
50:11
Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean. It is instead a layer of
50:14
Speaker 1: thick atmosphere that we have misread as the bottom of
50:18
Speaker 1: the ocean, and the Meg and a bunch of other
50:21
Speaker 1: really insane shit lives underneath it. So how did it
50:26
Speaker 1: get out from underneath it? Oh? Men are violent, and
50:32
Speaker 1: Oh the beautiful thing about megs the Meg movies is
50:35
Speaker 1: that they are all about ocean conservation. So like Jason
50:39
Speaker 1: Stainum will buy a giant.
50:41
Speaker 3: Shark because he's like, we will not destroy the seas
50:45
Speaker 3: for profit, And he's like a pirate that goes on
50:48
Speaker 3: the oil riggers and like destroys their stuff. Oh so anyways,
50:56
Speaker 3: so some men through like a bomb or something. They
51:00
Speaker 3: were doing something in the ocean and it created a rift,
51:03
Speaker 3: and up came the Meg. Yeah, oh god, it's beautiful.
51:07
Speaker 1: Second point of fake science from the Meg that I
51:10
Speaker 1: wonderfully enjoyed. In the second Man, we watch a woman's
51:16
Speaker 1: head implode like the guys from the Titanic sum and science,
51:24
Speaker 1: and oh, Jason Statum has to be in a Jurassic
51:27
Speaker 1: Park movie. I'm going to call him.
51:30
Speaker 3: Hey, we'll make him do an American accent though, sorry,
51:32
Speaker 3: go ahead, rail So Meg Science continue.
51:35
Speaker 1: We're under the sea. We are so far under the
51:38
Speaker 1: sea that someone's head has already imploded in their suit
51:42
Speaker 1: because their suits stopped depressurizing. But then a bad guy
51:47
Speaker 1: in our under the sea base camp has stolen our
51:51
Speaker 1: powerful suits. So Jason Statum is like, I know I
51:56
Speaker 1: can still swim out there and manually hit the lot.
52:00
Speaker 1: And then the twelve year old who came along on
52:02
Speaker 1: the ride because no one's ever watching kids, she says,
52:06
Speaker 1: what about the pressure, You'll implode And I'll be like, yeah,
52:09
Speaker 1: Titanic sub And then some other lady goes, it's not
52:15
Speaker 1: about the pressure. It's about the oxygen contained in his body.
52:20
Speaker 1: If he breathes out all of the oxygen in his body,
52:24
Speaker 1: he will not implode. So he literally huffs like a
52:28
Speaker 1: bowl through his nose until there is no oxygen in
52:32
Speaker 1: his body and his nose bleeds a little, and he's
52:37
Speaker 1: able to just swim like you would in a swimming
52:40
Speaker 1: pool at the bottom of the sea.
52:43
Speaker 2: This is not real.
52:44
Speaker 3: It's my favorite. It's my favorite.
52:47
Speaker 1: So many people annoyed by the fake science, but I'm like, no,
52:50
Speaker 1: it's movie magic. You have to create fake science to
52:54
Speaker 1: figure out how fake dinosaurs came into play.
52:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I feel like fake science hurts my head.
53:03
Speaker 3: I love it.
53:04
Speaker 1: I love fake disaster movie science. I also this is
53:08
Speaker 1: also my favorite part of any disaster movie.
53:10
Speaker 2: Tell me, if it is a disaster.
53:13
Speaker 1: Movie containing an animal, that animal is always going to
53:18
Speaker 1: make petty murders, even though you're thinking, why would an
53:22
Speaker 1: animal get petty? But they always make it so like
53:25
Speaker 1: Newman gets eaten because he tells the dinosaur that it's
53:30
Speaker 1: dumb and it can't read or something right, So that
53:33
Speaker 1: dinosaur is like.
53:34
Speaker 3: I'm a fuck you up. And then the guy in
53:37
Speaker 3: the in the toilet.
53:38
Speaker 1: Stall gets eaten because he told the kids buy and
53:43
Speaker 1: love them to be eaten by the t rex. So
53:45
Speaker 1: the t rex was like, if it isn't the consequences
53:48
Speaker 1: of your own actions or in action, and he eats him.
53:52
Speaker 1: I'm like, I love the.
53:54
Speaker 4: Justice system in disaster movie go ahead, because it's always
54:01
Speaker 4: bigcause asshole that gets eaten first because the megs like
54:04
Speaker 4: not today.
54:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm starting to understand why
54:09
Speaker 3: I'm very risk adverse because.
54:11
Speaker 2: Even though, like I didn't see.
54:12
Speaker 3: Jurassic Park, I have, like this whole disaster movie thing
54:17
Speaker 3: is a thing that exists within the house where I
54:20
Speaker 3: was raised, and even though like I didn't watch them directly,
54:24
Speaker 3: I still heard them. I love.
54:28
Speaker 1: I love disaster movies.
54:31
Speaker 3: Think about it.
54:32
Speaker 1: There's even a pett There's there's even pettiness in the
54:36
Speaker 1: Titanic disaster movie. Yeah, that's because Billy Zane is like,
54:40
Speaker 1: why would I wait for the Atlantic to freeze? Leonardo
54:44
Speaker 1: DiCaprio like a popsicle when I've got I'm still myself
54:48
Speaker 1: and the boat's going down and people are waiting and swimming,
54:52
Speaker 1: and Billy Zane's like, ah.
54:55
Speaker 3: And the audacity for him to believe that after he's
54:58
Speaker 3: done that, he we'll still get on a rescue boat.
55:02
Speaker 1: He will still get on a rescue boat.
55:05
Speaker 2: He does, he gets rescued. I know, it's so upsetting.
55:10
Speaker 3: Like James Cameron, you couldn't at least have given us
55:12
Speaker 3: him also going down with the music.
55:15
Speaker 1: Right, So why does Jason Statum never get eaten by
55:17
Speaker 1: the meg because he respects the ocean?
55:21
Speaker 2: Yeah?
55:21
Speaker 1: Why did Alan Ellie and doctor Ian Malcolm not get
55:26
Speaker 1: eaten because they didn't go out of their way to
55:29
Speaker 1: piss off the dinosaurs?
55:31
Speaker 3: Right? And also Jeff Goldwin was laid up in a
55:34
Speaker 3: room because he was injured, just panting like I didn't
55:40
Speaker 3: realize how little he actually did inside the park. Yeah,
55:45
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like I was expecting
55:47
Speaker 3: him to also be wielding a weapon, trying to do
55:51
Speaker 3: all these things, but no, he's on a metal table injured.
55:55
Speaker 1: He has at one moment when he's waving the torch.
55:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, that's.
56:01
Speaker 1: How he gets drenched in rain. That's why I'm going
56:03
Speaker 1: to have to be posed down for Halloween.
56:06
Speaker 3: No, I haven't read the book, but I do really
56:08
Speaker 3: actually want to now because Michael Crichton wrote the screenplay
56:12
Speaker 3: as well as the book, so that leads me to
56:14
Speaker 3: believe this is a very good adaptation.
56:17
Speaker 2: Probably.
56:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I read high school Fielberg. I think
56:24
Speaker 1: I read the book, and I think it was in
56:25
Speaker 1: high school. I know that I was assigned to read
56:28
Speaker 1: The Time Machine, which.
56:31
Speaker 3: Is also by him. Okay, and we watched that shitty movie,
56:35
Speaker 3: and he's written millions of books. It feels like like, sir,
56:38
Speaker 3: what haven't you written?
56:41
Speaker 1: Who's to say, but Jules, we're getting down to five minutes,
56:44
Speaker 1: so I guess we should discuss how comfortable you are
56:48
Speaker 1: knowing that Jurassic Park made my comfort movie list.
56:53
Speaker 3: I you know, friend, if I didn't know you, i'd
56:57
Speaker 3: be concerned.
56:59
Speaker 1: I'm broken. And I was wildly unsupervised as a child.
57:04
Speaker 1: Sometimes I was supervised as a child, and they're like,
57:06
Speaker 1: do you want to watch Jurassic Park four year old?
57:11
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
57:13
Speaker 2: I just feel like that's a lot.
57:15
Speaker 3: It is a lot.
57:16
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
57:17
Speaker 3: I'm a grown ass woman, and I would did a
57:21
Speaker 3: lot of like, well, I need to go pace in
57:22
Speaker 3: the kitchen while these noises do what they need to
57:25
Speaker 3: do the thing about.
57:27
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park is I was watching it on FREEB and
57:31
Speaker 1: Freeby didn't try to do any remastering of the sound,
57:35
Speaker 1: so the dialogue would be this soft, and I was like,
57:39
Speaker 1: I'm deaf as hell. I cannot hear what the scientists
57:43
Speaker 1: are saying. And then the dinosaurs would they done that?
57:48
Speaker 2: And the commercials too, I don't know if you had that.
57:50
Speaker 3: It was like I can't.
57:53
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
57:53
Speaker 3: And then on FREEV it was like fourteen hours longer
57:56
Speaker 3: because of the amount of commercials, and I was just like,
57:58
Speaker 3: I could have been done by now, Like I put
58:01
Speaker 3: this on three hours ago and I'm twenty minutes into
58:04
Speaker 3: the movie.
58:06
Speaker 1: So I will say that if you are a person
58:10
Speaker 1: who loves Jurassic Park and you haven't watched it in
58:13
Speaker 1: a hot decade because you don't like being disappointed by
58:16
Speaker 1: things you once loved, I get it.
58:18
Speaker 2: Jurassic Park still holds up.
58:20
Speaker 3: I think it holds up too, like I would not.
58:23
Speaker 2: There was a great story.
58:25
Speaker 3: There wasn't anything about it that was like ooh or
58:29
Speaker 3: like cool, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, we've
58:32
Speaker 3: watched stuff where it's like, oh, we forgot about that,
58:34
Speaker 3: but we still like it. But really, yeah, but this
58:39
Speaker 3: isn't one of those things where It's like this is
58:41
Speaker 3: like a like Laura Dern wasn't over sexualized in any way,
58:45
Speaker 3: shape or form like that. Really, that was really impressive
58:48
Speaker 3: to me too, because they really could have gone that
58:51
Speaker 3: way if they wanted to. She's stalls younger than everybody
58:54
Speaker 3: else in the movie. Yeah.
58:56
Speaker 1: Also, I looked this up because my sister said the
58:59
Speaker 1: CG really holds up, and I go, there's no way
59:02
Speaker 1: that this movie is CGI, because CGI ruins everything for me.
59:06
Speaker 1: So I looked it up. There are only six minutes
59:08
Speaker 1: worth of CGI in the movie and the rest of
59:11
Speaker 1: it is just practical effects.
59:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a study.
59:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe that because you usually can tell, especially
59:18
Speaker 3: in the nineties.
59:20
Speaker 1: Laura durn was also one of my first crushes and
59:22
Speaker 1: one of my.
59:22
Speaker 3: Lungest last few years.
59:24
Speaker 1: That's cute. Maybe Jurassic Park was my by awakening where
59:29
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to hug je I want
59:31
Speaker 1: to rest against Jeff Goldbloom, but I also kind of
59:34
Speaker 1: want to be hugging Laura Dern.
59:35
Speaker 3: At the same time. That's so funny.
59:40
Speaker 1: Happy thirty year anniversary, Jurassic Park. Good for you for
59:44
Speaker 1: having some of the best practical effects in the biz. Yeah,
59:48
Speaker 1: it makes me miss when we used to actually make
59:51
Speaker 1: stuff for movies.
59:54
Speaker 3: Yeah. We actually had this conversation today in a group
59:57
Speaker 3: that I'm in, where like c g I, VFX really
1:00:02
Speaker 3: depends on who's doing it, because people when I when
1:00:05
Speaker 3: I ruined everybody by telling him that Ted Lasso is
1:00:08
Speaker 3: like all VFX, but like you have no idea, you
1:00:12
Speaker 3: have no idea until you see like a behind the
1:00:16
Speaker 3: scenes without the VFX laid over.
1:00:20
Speaker 1: I have not been at the Jurassic World ride at
1:00:23
Speaker 1: Universal Studios. It is on my notes that dinosaurs are
1:00:27
Speaker 1: scary as hell, and I wouldn't right ride the Countdown
1:00:30
Speaker 1: to Extinction ride at disney World, and it was a
1:00:34
Speaker 1: disney World ride, but I knew that that fucking ride
1:00:37
Speaker 1: was going to end with a t Rex trying to
1:00:40
Speaker 1: eat you, and I was like anxiety. I've never been
1:00:45
Speaker 1: to Universal because all of their rides seemed very stressful.
1:00:50
Speaker 2: Like jobs, tries to eat you puts you in the movie,
1:00:55
Speaker 2: puts you in the movie.
1:00:58
Speaker 1: So no, I eventually did so. The first time I
1:01:02
Speaker 1: went to disney World, I was in the fourth grade.
1:01:05
Speaker 1: The next time I went to Disney World, I was
1:01:06
Speaker 1: a sophomore in high school, and I believe someone bullied
1:01:09
Speaker 1: me into the cowdown to extinction, right.
1:01:11
Speaker 3: They were like, ye ain't don time. Daryl was a
1:01:14
Speaker 3: ground nut, You're not gonna do it at that time.
1:01:16
Speaker 3: And I'm like, dinosaurs are scary, and I literally just
1:01:20
Speaker 3: like head in me screamed the entire time. I don't
1:01:24
Speaker 3: want a dinosaur in my face. I don't want it.
1:01:29
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the main, the main, the t rex noises
1:01:33
Speaker 1: wouldn't be possible without a very loud recording of a
1:01:37
Speaker 1: baby elephant making elephant noises. Isn't that cute? Yeah, it's
1:01:43
Speaker 1: a compilation of like twenty two things, but the biggest
1:01:46
Speaker 1: noise is the baby elephant.
1:01:48
Speaker 3: That is cute.
1:01:49
Speaker 2: I love elephants.
1:01:51
Speaker 1: Well, Jules, thanks for surviving Jurassic Park barely. Honestly, if
1:01:56
Speaker 1: you had told me that you had never seen this
1:01:59
Speaker 1: movie before, I probably would have still told you, Oh yeah,
1:02:02
Speaker 1: it's a fine movie. It's chill dinosaurs. Man, it's like
1:02:07
Speaker 1: the Star Wars but with dinosaurs. Oh I don't And
1:02:09
Speaker 1: then you would have had to scream at me, and
1:02:12
Speaker 1: then I would have watched it going, oh shit, it's
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Speaker 1: like it, but with dinosaurs. That is how scary this is.
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Speaker 3: It's scary, so you did it, good job. Would you
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Speaker 3: ever watch it again? No?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I am with Logan. One panic attack
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Speaker 1: too many during a movie and I'm like, I'm never
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Speaker 1: watching this movie again.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Some movies that are intense.
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Speaker 3: Once I know all the beats and what happens, then
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Speaker 3: I might go back and watch it again because in
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Speaker 3: the tension, then I know I can get through that.
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Speaker 3: When I'm getting through the tension when it's you know,
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Speaker 3: all that stuff. But anything that has a jump scare,
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Speaker 3: I can't go back and watch Hereditary.
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Speaker 2: I could watch Hereditary three times a day for the
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Speaker 2: rest of my life.
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Speaker 3: You know how many times that movie comes up in
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Speaker 3: films to be buried with is the scariest movie on
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Speaker 3: the planet, but really good. Like everyone's like this movie
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Speaker 3: is fucking amazing, but it terrified the shit out of me.
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Speaker 1: Give Tony Kollett her Oscar. We need to rectify that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I would watch Hereditary three times a day for the
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Speaker 1: rest of my life. Now you will never catch me
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Speaker 1: watching that fucking Logan movie about Wolverine and Professor X
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Speaker 1: having dementia and the funeral of wolver You'll never catch
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Speaker 1: I cried to the point of panic. In that movie
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Speaker 1: so hard.
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Speaker 3: I went.
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Speaker 1: I left the movie going that was great. That is
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Speaker 1: probably single handedly the best they'll ever do at an
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Speaker 1: X Men movie, because I personally think X Men only
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Speaker 1: works as a mini series.
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Speaker 3: Or a cartoon.
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Speaker 1: H I go and I will never watch it again.
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Speaker 1: And someone tried to pull it up and I immediately
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Speaker 1: went into panic breastlet again and I was like, I
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Speaker 1: can't do logan.
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Speaker 3: It's too sad.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my childhood be murdered before my eyes. No
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Speaker 1: one needs it, nobody wants that.
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Speaker 2: I'm sad.
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Speaker 1: Well, Jules, tell the people what's coming up, including us
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Speaker 1: to me, Hey, everyone, the next movie that Jewels and
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Speaker 1: I get to talk about is the scariest yet sexiest
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Speaker 1: cartoon you'll ever see, and it's The Hunchback of Notre Dom.
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Speaker 3: Yes, but that's going to be on pop culture makes
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Speaker 3: me jealous, So friends, Hello, hi there. Now you know
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Speaker 3: I'm a scaredy cat and you can find me at
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Speaker 3: on Instagram and TikTok at the Julia Washington where I
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Speaker 3: talk about how terrifying this movie was to me while
1:04:34
Speaker 3: I was watching it. We are in a bye week
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Speaker 3: this week with pop culture makes me jealous, so there
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Speaker 3: is no new episode, but if you go to last
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Speaker 3: week you can listen to oh No Summer Movies with
1:04:48
Speaker 3: Movies with mister Mario. Also, I host Jelly Pop's book
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Speaker 3: Club where we read book discreen adaptations. This week I
1:04:56
Speaker 3: am recapping not every book I read this summer are
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Speaker 3: but a handful of them.
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Speaker 2: So that's dropping Friday.
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Speaker 3: And then our new season for season five of Pop
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Speaker 3: Culture Makes Me Jealous will land in your ear holes
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Speaker 3: on September twentieth, and I'm very excited.
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Speaker 1: And everyone, I'm Natalie Katona. You can catch me the
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Speaker 1: most at Men I've Tolerated pod on Instagram where the
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Speaker 1: dms come through and the dms go out and they're plentiful.
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Speaker 1: You can follow me on TikTok at Natley K one
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Speaker 1: two four. TikTok is a combination of all of my interests.
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Speaker 1: So just sit with that for a moment and see
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Speaker 1: if you want to go on the ride. And this
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Speaker 1: week to All the Men I've Tolerated before is releasing
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Speaker 1: our episode with Amy green Smith and we're talking about
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Speaker 1: the four Fear responses and how they have evolved to
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Speaker 1: present themselves in our modern day.
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Speaker 2: Society.
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Speaker 1: I think we talked about the four fear responses in
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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park.
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Speaker 2: We talk about chaos theory.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I don't know what all Jeff Goldbloom talked about,
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Speaker 1: Like I just wastch by his sexy shirt openness and
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Speaker 1: next week we will be on the YouTube for pop
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Speaker 1: culture makes me jealous for still Comfy, And we are
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Speaker 1: doing Sleepless in Seattle.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: That's what we're doing, which will be I've never seen.
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Speaker 2: Oh good, Okay, this is gonna be interesting.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god. If you hate this movie and you
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Speaker 3: tell me you hate this movie, I will cry.
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Speaker 1: I usually have a better attitude about rom coms that
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Speaker 1: that feature what I would consider basically normal looking people
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Speaker 1: like Tom Hanks.
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Speaker 3: And right, yeah, they are normal looking people, which I appreciate,
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Speaker 3: which makes it more endearing.
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Speaker 2: I think.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the perfect rom com that I've ever seen, And
1:06:51
Speaker 1: I know Sleepless in Seattle is yours, but mine is
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Speaker 1: One Day. No, that's a sad one, one fine day,
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Speaker 1: fine day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yes, that is a good one.
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Speaker 1: Sleep listen.
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Speaker 3: Seattle isn't my favorite oncom, but it isn't my top.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Harry. When Harry met Sally, another one
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Speaker 1: I never saw.
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Speaker 2: It's on our list to cover. Do not worry a friend,
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Speaker 2: so everyone makes sure to go check us out.
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Speaker 1: Make sure to leave a comment about anything and everything
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Speaker 1: you would want to tell us about dinosaurs, Jurassic Park,
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Speaker 1: or the meg honestly, or disaster movies. Tell us your
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Speaker 1: favorite disaster movie in the comments. So Jules has a
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Speaker 1: list of movies to avoid.
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Speaker 3: I'll never watch.
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Speaker 1: Tell us a movie you'll never watch again in the comments.
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Speaker 1: But most importantly, stay cozy, Stay comfy, Ye friends,