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Phone Tap: Most Hated Man In The Neighborhood · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's call, one of our listeners wanted to set
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  Speaker 1: up her husband because they just moved into a new
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood and apparently he's been very eager to fit in
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  Speaker 1: and get to know the other people on his block.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he's been an extra friendly, which normally would
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  Speaker 1: be a great thing, but not in this particular neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: with a homeowner's association run by Brooke. After this call,
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  Speaker 1: there will be no friendly hellos and waves across the yard.
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  Speaker 1: You keep your head down and go right inside. It's
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  Speaker 1: your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Tap.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 3: Brooking, Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Jim, this is Colleen from the HOA. How
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  Speaker 2: are you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Hey good, how are you doing well?
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  Speaker 2: I've been better. I know we haven't met yet, but
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  Speaker 2: you probably saw in the newsletter that I'm still dealing
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  Speaker 2: with some ibs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yike, yikes, yikes. It's right, that's what my doctor said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it only happens once a week, so I'll get through it,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all together.
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  Speaker 3: So how can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? Yeah, I'm calling actually because we received.
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  Speaker 3: A complaint, a complaint like about me Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently the guy who lives kitty corner from your place,
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  Speaker 2: you know Grady?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know him. But I don't understand what happened.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you talked to him the other day while
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  Speaker 2: he was mowing his lawn. Okay, according to Grady, he
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  Speaker 2: found it quote annoying.
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  Speaker 3: Wait he found it annoying that I was talking to him. Yeah, wait,
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand. It was just like having a friendly conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was kind of like general annoying. The conversation
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  Speaker 2: was how did he put it? Non stimulating? What You
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  Speaker 2: didn't really have anything important to say, but you just
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  Speaker 2: kept talking.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, But I didn't like. I didn't know that that's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be like such a big problem from just being
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  Speaker 3: conversational and friendly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it must be shocking to hear
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  Speaker 2: this for the first time. So I'm just here to
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  Speaker 2: let you know, as your friendly h way, that you
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  Speaker 2: just gotta be careful. There is a line between being
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  Speaker 2: friendly and being obnoxious.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second, he said I was obnoxious.
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't say obnoxious. Marjorie, did Mark.
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  Speaker 3: So that somebody else was complaining about me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Marjorie, she lives two houses down from you in the
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  Speaker 2: Blue House.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know her.
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  Speaker 2: It was something to do when you two were discussing
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  Speaker 2: a sports rivalry. Do you remember that, and you joked,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna get you next year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I mean it was just like I was
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  Speaker 3: being playful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well you're playful to her.
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  Speaker 3: It was a threat, John, I was joking, we're talking
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  Speaker 3: about sports teams.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I hear you, I hear I'm actually
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  Speaker 2: on your side with that, you know. I spoke to
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  Speaker 2: her and calmed her down. I said, he's not gonna
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  Speaker 2: break into your house and attack you or your children.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you shouldn't even have to say that. It's
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  Speaker 3: pretty obvious. I was just joking around.
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  Speaker 2: Well, when she finally relaxed, she did say, I guess
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  Speaker 2: you're right. He's just obnoxious. So that's what I have
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  Speaker 2: in the official report.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me that there's multiple people, Well, it's not
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  Speaker 3: like multiple.
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  Speaker 2: Well okay, it's about a half dozen. A half dozen.
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  Speaker 3: A half dozen people hate me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they don't hate you, they just don't like
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  Speaker 2: to live near you.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying that six people can't stand me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, I'm going to correct myself there,
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  Speaker 2: because it's not just people who live here and pay
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  Speaker 2: the hoadus. The mailman. Earle did make a comment as
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  Speaker 2: he walked by.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, wait the mailman.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you know that guy in the gray house,
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  Speaker 2: he's a.
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  Speaker 3: Final Are you kidding me right now?
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  Speaker 2: It's hard for me to say to you, so you're
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  Speaker 2: telling me.
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  Speaker 3: The mailman called me a fule. Seriously, I don't even
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  Speaker 3: think I've met the mailman.
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  Speaker 2: But he didn't issue a formal report, so that's just
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  Speaker 2: something I heard and I was out walking my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've just here is.
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  Speaker 2: Your friendly h away trying to help the situation out.
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  Speaker 3: Of this blows my mind. I'm just I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: be nice to people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah about that, So if you could just tone it
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  Speaker 2: down and not talk to anyone.
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  Speaker 3: On your block, really not talk to anybody on the block.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least until this prank phone call airs.
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  Speaker 2: What I said, This is a prank phone call, and
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  Speaker 2: this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about phone tap. You you're kidding me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your wife Shrif set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She sets us up.
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  Speaker 2: She set us up. Good. She gave us all the
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  Speaker 2: people in your neighborhood. She even knew the mailman's name, Earle.
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  Speaker 2: She is on it, Okay, yeah, she actually even gave
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  Speaker 2: me that quote about you being a metal that's a
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  Speaker 2: real quote from your moment.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the
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  Speaker 3: twenties