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Phone Tap: Punchy Pizza Promo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's phone
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  Speaker 1: tap time. Yes. And when a restaurant chain has one
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  Speaker 1: location that's not doing so well, sometimes the owner will
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  Speaker 1: get a call from corporate. Oh yeah, I could imagine,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and they'll make some suggestions, try to come
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  Speaker 1: up with a game plan for how to turn business around.
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  Speaker 1: But unfortunately for the pizza store manager we're about to call,
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  Speaker 1: his supervisor is Jose Opizza. Jose has a lot of
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  Speaker 1: ideas for how to help. Not a good ideas, but
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them, and I promise you you've never
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  Speaker 1: heard them before. So let's go out of the box
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  Speaker 1: with a brand new phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Greg's please. This is him. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Greg, Hey, we haven't spoke before. My name is Jason.
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  Speaker 1: I work with the corporate office here for Pizza. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing today? Doing good? Glad to hear so, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: you are the manager for the one on thirty eighth Street, correct, Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm sure you've noticed, but in the last six months,
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  Speaker 1: sales have been down at your location pretty steadily. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's been a little slow recently. Well it's
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  Speaker 1: more than that, but you know, we are committed to
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  Speaker 1: helping you figure it out. That's why we're here. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So lately we've tried to take an out of the
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  Speaker 1: box approach. I guess you'd say, trying to get more
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  Speaker 1: people through doors and locations such as yours that have
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  Speaker 1: been struggling. Okay, So are you on board to try
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  Speaker 1: something new? Of course? I mean I'm willing to try
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  Speaker 1: whatever good rate. That's what we love to hear. So,
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  Speaker 1: tell me this, What is the most traumatic thing that
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  Speaker 1: has ever happened to you in your entire life? Be
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  Speaker 1: honest with me, dig deep, Okay, I need something really disturbing,
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  Speaker 1: Like if you ever had anything happen to you that
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  Speaker 1: made the news. No, no, nothing, nothing's nothing that comes
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  Speaker 1: to mind. Are you sure? Yeah? I mean I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: Like if anything horribly traumatic had happened to me, I
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  Speaker 1: think I would remember, Like when you were young, maybe
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  Speaker 1: like five or six years old. Did you fall into
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  Speaker 1: a well or something? No, trap somewhere fall in a well?
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  Speaker 1: Who fall in a well these days? No? No? And
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  Speaker 1: why why do you think that would help get customers? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, here's the deal. We have a publicist, right
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  Speaker 1: and they can write up press releases and some sort
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  Speaker 1: of like crazy traumatic event like a like a well
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  Speaker 1: fall would get some buzz going, you know, really get
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  Speaker 1: people in the doors. Okay, I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I have what you're looking for. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: would you be willing to like tell people that you
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  Speaker 1: fell into well thirty years ago? Oh and then we
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  Speaker 1: could do a big thing on the anniversary of well
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  Speaker 1: Boys returns. God No, no, no, that's okay. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying some out of the box stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: know it may sound weird, but I really think the
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  Speaker 1: community would love it. You know. Look, I appreciate what
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do here help out, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie to people to drum up business. Look, you
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  Speaker 1: just gotta give me something to work with here, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: like anything, Maybe your car got rebode last week and
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  Speaker 1: come on, you add there like rollerblade for four hours
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  Speaker 1: to get to work and you couldn't afford a car. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. It didn't happen. Like, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie to people and say I've been rollerblading to work
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  Speaker 1: when I happened. Okay, have you ever been hit by
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  Speaker 1: a bus? No? Well, is there any time you've ever
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  Speaker 1: been put in the hospital for anything? Man? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta give me something here. Yeah, you know the
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  Speaker 1: only time I went to the hospital when I was
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  Speaker 1: hit in the head with a baseball playing a little league. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, give me a second. I think I can
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  Speaker 1: work with that. Hold on, hold on, a brainstorm here
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  Speaker 1: for a sec um. So you want to brainstorm me
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  Speaker 1: getting hit in the head with a little league like that?
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  Speaker 1: That's not good enough on its own. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we have to frame it like a certain way to
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  Speaker 1: make it sound more dramatic, like, oh, how about this,
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  Speaker 1: how about this man with half a brain makes pizzas
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  Speaker 1: for the whole community? Excuse me? Yeah, I didn't lose
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  Speaker 1: half my brain. I just got a concussion. No. I
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  Speaker 1: can see the headline though, like from paralyzed to pizza manager.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's gold man. You have it. That's it. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have it. No, we don't have it. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that. I'm not gonna lie to the public
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  Speaker 1: about being hurt or having half a brain or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, you're not lying. You're just telling a
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  Speaker 1: story that isn't true. That's what lying is. Oh is that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What is this? Do you even really work for corporate? Like?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? Oh? That's right,
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  Speaker 1: You're not the one with half a brain. That's me.
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  Speaker 1: I have a brain. That's how I got hired on
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  Speaker 1: this morning radio show. What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually jose from Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. You're on the radio right now. Man, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a prank phone call on you. Are you freaking
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Yeah? I am not with corporate. Your employees
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  Speaker 1: set you up. They said you've been stress lately about work,
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  Speaker 1: so they wanted to play a prank on you and
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  Speaker 1: have me act like that is corporate or something to
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  Speaker 1: get them back. Now, Oh, you should tell all of
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  Speaker 1: them that they're fired. That'll teach them. Now. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: weak up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,