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Phone Tap: Clover and the Es-SKI-oinage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffery in the morning. And in today's
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call, a guy named Al owns a shop
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  Speaker 1: that does ski rentals and he wanted to prank one
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  Speaker 1: of his employees. His only requirement was we use his
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  Speaker 1: favorite character to do it, the one Jose plays British
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  Speaker 1: former black Ops I six covert associate CLO. Yeah, people request, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why he's gonna call this young man on a
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  Speaker 1: new mission that could be his most dangerous yet. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now another they'll find ski shack.
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  Speaker 2: This is Muster. Oh, I need the names. I'm sorry, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I need the names.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have the right number? Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: Who wants to know? Uh? Lester? Right? You go? My contact?
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  Speaker 2: I'm or what you're my contact? Me name's Frank, but
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  Speaker 2: me mates call me Clover. Big Al sent me told
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  Speaker 2: me to count this time. Who's big Ol your boss?
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  Speaker 2: That's my code name for him, big Al, And he
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  Speaker 2: calls me Clover.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I just need the names. Don't be difficult, names
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  Speaker 2: of what you know? The rattles, the rattles that have
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  Speaker 2: not been turned in from last year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: You know, those two pieces of fiberglass struped to the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of your boots. The skis okay, just tell me
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  Speaker 2: what do you do with the names that are blokes
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  Speaker 2: who don't return their skish.
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  Speaker 1: Normally we just send emails with a couple of warnings
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  Speaker 1: to our customers before we charge their card.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Well, Big Al says he doesn't like that anymore,
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  Speaker 2: and Big Al wants to do it a little differently now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh think so I should pay him a little visit.
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  Speaker 1: Al didn't tell me anything about this, and not really
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  Speaker 1: fear on what that means.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine you're all snug up in your bed at night,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dreaming of cartoon bears and picnic baskets, and
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  Speaker 2: then boom, somebody just fell foot of sailing and it's
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  Speaker 2: tring to collect.
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  Speaker 1: That's very weirdly specific.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a plan that got a skiz back.
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  Speaker 2: No matter what, nothing stops Clover on a mission.
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  Speaker 1: Did Ali send an email that I missed?
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  Speaker 2: Emails are traceable, Mite, you think Al's gonna send an
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  Speaker 2: email about ves? You almost made me laugh. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like this should have been an email, Mike. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you understand what's happening here?
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  Speaker 1: I obviously don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really think that Al would hire anybody to
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  Speaker 2: shake our customers down for skis. Well, and you don't
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  Speaker 2: know big ol like Oh I do? I guess not.
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  Speaker 2: We were stationed together nineteen eight seven to nang. He
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  Speaker 2: hit a trip wire. Oh I threw my body on
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  Speaker 2: top of his to take the shrapnel. Why my heart
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  Speaker 2: stopped for seven minutes, but your boss revived me with
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  Speaker 2: an electric ile he pulled from the leg with his
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  Speaker 2: bare hands. What the hell are you talking about? Have
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  Speaker 2: you had an MI I six before? Is that like
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  Speaker 2: this smoovie at seven eleven? You got jokes? And I
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: don't like comedians. It wasn't a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: And being serious here, you're talking to a man who
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  Speaker 2: spent the last thirty years doing British Black ops all
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  Speaker 2: around the world, secret missions.
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  Speaker 1: Geeze to do all these crazy missions and things in
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  Speaker 1: the military, and what now you're just coming after people
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  Speaker 1: for rental skis.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, watch it mate. I also do prank
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  Speaker 2: phone calls covertly on the radio.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: I don't get what that has to do with this.
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  Speaker 2: Not the one right now from your assow that you
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: still haven't figured it out, which you should because his
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  Speaker 2: voice is pretty rich.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you're breaking me now, Oh the.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: Genius finally picked up on it because this, yeah, this
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  Speaker 2: is actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: in the Morning. Man, we're totally doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 2: call on you.
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  Speaker 1: It's a phone tap. I seriously had some good CERTs, dude.
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  Speaker 2: You you believe me that whole time. I mean it
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  Speaker 2: was until the whole trip layer and that was kind
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  Speaker 2: of out there. But be quiet that really happened. I
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: don't appreciate it if you didn't blow my cover on that.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I was a COVID mission almost called killed.
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  Speaker 1: I was been working in the store for like fifty years.
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  Speaker 1: It's really highly down.
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  Speaker 2: He was into Nang with an electric deal and a
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  Speaker 2: trip wire mind. Oh didn't want to say trip why.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: I meant one time he tripped in your stole.
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  Speaker 1: That does make a lot more sense.
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  Speaker 2: He's not usually that coordinated. Wake up every morning with
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: phone tabs weekday mornings on the twentieth Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning