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Phone Tap PODCAST: Delivery Buddy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello. Hi, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Darvin Schlang and I'm calling from delivery service. I
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  Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Martin. Hey, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: hi Martin. How are you? I'm good? What's this about? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling today is because we want to
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  Speaker 1: thank you for using our service. You're one of our
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  Speaker 1: best customers actually really yeah. In fact, you use it
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  Speaker 1: so much that some of the people that work in
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  Speaker 1: the corporate office wondered if there was an issue. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what do you mean? For example, last week,
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  Speaker 1: you used our service to deliver you food ten times.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to remind you. There seven days in
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  Speaker 1: a week, right, Well I was home the whole time,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, I used the service. Right. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of food delivery though, So I made us wonder how
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  Speaker 1: often you click on our app to order meals? And
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  Speaker 1: it turns out last year you used us over four
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty times. What there's no, no, no, there's
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  Speaker 1: no way I use it that many times. You guys,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really get in a number from them. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: our system doesn't lie. So you've been using our service
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  Speaker 1: quite a bit for food delivery. So what I'm using
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  Speaker 1: the service a lot? Is that a crime or something? Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a crime, but I do think it could
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  Speaker 1: be a small cry for help, And that's why I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling a cry for help, you man. I mean I
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  Speaker 1: use the service. I like it. I order food. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think at home. Yeah, okay, Well, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: mind me making a few suggestions, maybe once in a while,
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  Speaker 1: you want to go hang out with some friends. Screw you.
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  Speaker 1: I have plenty of friends. I had friends over. I
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  Speaker 1: had twenty friends over last night. Is that why you
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  Speaker 1: only had one burrito delivered for all those twenty people? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I had one burrito delivered for myself. Okay, at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the night, everyone's gone already. Oh okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, there's really no need to hide from me.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's going on, and I feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: our responsibility since we're the ones that give you the
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  Speaker 1: food that we want. To help you out with this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need any help. It's working just fine, So
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  Speaker 1: why don't you just get out the phone and leave
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  Speaker 1: me alone. Well, actually, we do think that you might
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  Speaker 1: need some help. That's why we interviewed a number of
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  Speaker 1: our delivery people who work in your area, and some
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  Speaker 1: of the lonelier ones are gonna come over and talk
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  Speaker 1: with you while you eat. Isn't that nice? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: some charity case. Okay, this is not a cry for help.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I order to eat that. I don't need you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need any help. I don't need anybody coming
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  Speaker 1: over here. You know. That's what you say loudly, But
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  Speaker 1: I know what's really on the inside. And that's why
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  Speaker 1: we're calling it a food buddy. Food Buddy, what the
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  Speaker 1: It's a new app we're developing. We think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: love it. Your next delivery, you'll have a food buddy
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  Speaker 1: come along and sit with you while you eat, so
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  Speaker 1: you won't have to eat it alone crying. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: alone crying. I don't have an issue. Well, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: just don't need a friend. I just figure you're getting
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  Speaker 1: our food service, and then you're weeping to yourself out
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  Speaker 1: of loneliness. Why you eat it, elf, I'm laughing. I'm fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm a happy person. I eat a lot
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  Speaker 1: of food. That's my business. You know. I know you're
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  Speaker 1: upset and you're saying one thing, but I can hear
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  Speaker 1: your heart telling me a different story. And that's why
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make your food buddy just like you. He'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to talk about fantasy football, you love a
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  Speaker 1: star wars. Somebody over here to be a little playdate
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  Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna take that food. I'm gonna shove
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  Speaker 1: it up there to kick them out of my house. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's extra. They will do that for you, but that's extra. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they'll let you put it up there. It's just extra
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  Speaker 1: five dollars. Are you come with me? Man? Right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're pranking me? Man? Is this
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  Speaker 1: what you gotta do? You're the one that needs a
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  Speaker 1: little buddy to come over. And now this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your sister Amy set you up. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: your sister told me that you ordered delivery way too
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  Speaker 1: much and she wanted me to mess with you. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, yo, man, perfect Hey for real though,
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  Speaker 1: if you need somebody to come over and talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about Star Wars or whatever, I'm more than happy.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, that actually would feel nice right now.
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  Speaker 1: I got pretty waked up. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Jewel foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, holy On
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  Speaker 1: Reuben ninety two point five