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Phone Tap: AI Karen Complains · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: so many people are down on AI lately, complaining that
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  Speaker 1: all the pictures on the internet are fake.
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  Speaker 2: No girlfriend, Yeah, I'm glad you don't talk a bad
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  Speaker 2: about her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. Everybody else is like, oh, those wedding
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  Speaker 1: thank you cards that you sent weren't handwritten our corporate
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: office congratulating us on podcast milestones don't feel genuine. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've got some news for everyone. AI can be used
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  Speaker 1: for good, especially in prank phone calls. And that's why,
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  Speaker 1: in honor of artificial intelligence and creepy robot voices, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing an entire week of bot taps. Yeah, because, let's
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: face it, they're funnier than us.
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  Speaker 2: They're the only ones Alexis laughs at.
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  Speaker 1: And Brooke even has one as her assistant. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear it in today's special bot tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Rooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, Seafood and Steak.
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  Speaker 3: It's Trica. How ma I help?
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  Speaker 2: I need to speak to someone about the emotional distress
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  Speaker 2: your salad caused me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, did you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Mindy Marie Clairebourne, and I was at
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  Speaker 2: your establishment the other night and my experience was so poor.
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  Speaker 2: I demand a full refund.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and Claiborn, I'm so sorry. I'm giving me just
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  Speaker 3: ask you this.
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  Speaker 2: Are you the manager? Are you the manager?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a manager, she's not in right now, but
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  Speaker 3: I am the acting manager here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then you're gonna have to answer some questions
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  Speaker 2: because I've been going there for eight years and this
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  Speaker 2: was the first time my bread basket only had four pieces?
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  Speaker 3: Four?
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear me? So I need to know what changed?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So I completely understand, and I am going
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  Speaker 3: to help you deal with this. But I yes, I'm
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  Speaker 3: definitely gonna make it right for you. I honestly do
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  Speaker 3: not know how many pieces of bread comes in the
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  Speaker 3: bray basket. Oh good God, who's that ma'am? Do you
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  Speaker 3: need to call us back?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, You're not getting off the hook that easily.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Try just hold your breaking.
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  Speaker 3: Pants up, are you?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm going to get the door and you deal
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  Speaker 2: with my assistant.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, your assistant.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I am Mendy's assistant. AI Karen what I'm just
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  Speaker 4: curious your menu, says hand cut fries. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to know who's hands.
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  Speaker 3: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 4: I am an Ai Karen programmed to complain on behalf
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  Speaker 4: of my human counterpart, Mendy Marie Clairborne.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, oh my goodness. I don't even know what to
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  Speaker 3: say to this.
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  Speaker 4: Mindy ordered her steak medium and it came back medium medium.
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  Speaker 3: Explain the difference medium medium. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Ai Karen, and I demand answers.
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  Speaker 3: Is he coming back to the phone. What is happening?
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  Speaker 4: Mendy says, the table next to us got their food
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  Speaker 4: before we did, and they arrived two minutes after us.
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  Speaker 4: She timed it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you please tell miss Mindy to call me back.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, This is Mindy Marie Claireborn, and I am back
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  Speaker 2: from getting the door.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, great, So, yes, you had your robot person
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  Speaker 3: to come on.
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  Speaker 2: That's Ai Karen, right.
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  Speaker 3: So I was just telling Ai Karen that, you know,
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  Speaker 3: there seems to be more than one complaint, so you
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  Speaker 3: want to email us, You can do that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what your menu says, world famous nachos. But
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  Speaker 2: I've been to three countries and not one has mentioned.
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  Speaker 3: That, ma'am. I'm sorry, so I know Eurerope, saying I
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  Speaker 3: know your ai Karen's upset as well. But is that
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  Speaker 3: complaint or is it like a fun fact?
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  Speaker 2: It's smart with me?
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  Speaker 3: Is that how you want to take this?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the ring you want to go down? The path?
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  Speaker 1: You twos?
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  Speaker 3: Ma'am, ma'am, I just don't know how to answer you. Her.
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  Speaker 4: Karen Mendy asked for her beverage with light ice, and
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  Speaker 4: she clearly received medium ice. Is this the level of
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  Speaker 4: incompetence your restaurant operates on?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: At points in the night the music was too loud
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  Speaker 4: and also at some points too quiet to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell her, okay, ma'am, this is pretty ridiculous. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're calling us complaints.
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  Speaker 2: Especially especially when we're doing prank phone calls like this.
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  Speaker 2: We can't have that tone.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what we heard her Mendy Marie Clairborne demands you
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  Speaker 4: laugh at her prank phone call. That's right, so deal
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  Speaker 4: with it.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait, what is she saying? What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: She's saying it's a phone tap. This is actually broke
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  Speaker 2: from Brig and Jeffrey in the morning and your manager
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  Speaker 2: Beyoncu set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god so bad. When you told me that
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  Speaker 3: you received medium ice instead of light, I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: My lord, I think we're both lucky to ai Karen,
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  Speaker 2: is it real?
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  Speaker 4: I could be real. If you let me and gave
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  Speaker 4: me a bob haircut, I'll go to dare.
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  Speaker 1: Seal my look.
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning,