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Phone Tap PODCAST: Going from C to E · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Casey. I'm calling from doctor Laurence's office.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Bailey? Yes? Yes, Hi, how are you? I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just calling to confirm your breast augmentation surgery for
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  Speaker 1: Thursday at two. Yes, yes, I am all set to go.
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  Speaker 1: Nice okay, because you know, some people change their mind
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  Speaker 1: just a few days before. So if you have any
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  Speaker 1: second thoughts, feel free to let no. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I am. I am in it for the whole way,
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  Speaker 1: no second thoughts. I'm I'm super excited to finally get
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  Speaker 1: it done. Okay. I don't mean about the surgery necessarily
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  Speaker 1: that I meant about the size. So if you're if
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: you're having second thoughts about that about the size, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: says here that you're going to get sea cups. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's correct. I hate the second guess the doctor, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should think a little bigger. That's that's just
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  Speaker 1: my opinion here. I'm sorry, I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I heard you just then, Well, if I could
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  Speaker 1: just be straightforward with you, Bailey, I think you'd look
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  Speaker 1: fantastic with a pair of E cups. Did you just say? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Where you go? From where you are now? Straight to
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  Speaker 1: ea no E is and I'm sorry, who is this again?
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  Speaker 1: To who am I speaking with? My name's Casey. I
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  Speaker 1: handle a lot of the clerical work here at the office. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're not a doctor, uh no, but I've seen
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of these, and I really think that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you get those fun bags to an E, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what did you what did you just call them? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I said an E. If you get an E cup,
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  Speaker 1: then you're gonna love it. I think I'll go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and listen to the professionals and not take my advice
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  Speaker 1: from someone who refers to them as fun bags. The
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  Speaker 1: only reason that I bring it up is I have
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  Speaker 1: looked at your pre op pictures. Why are you looking
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  Speaker 1: at my pictures? I was just going through your chart,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just seeing the work that you're having. Are
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: you going through my chart? It's part of my job here,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to get people prepped in everything. So I
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  Speaker 1: saw the pictures and they look they're very nice now
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  Speaker 1: and as a C they're going to be okay. But
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  Speaker 1: as an E cup, oh am gee, I'm not. This
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  Speaker 1: is totally not your place to say. I'm not getting
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  Speaker 1: an E that's too big and it's none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: What I get. You're supposed to file my paperwork, so
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  Speaker 1: file it, don't go looking at my pictures. I went
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  Speaker 1: ahead and I showed the pictures friends of mine at
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  Speaker 1: the bar the other night, and all of us agree.
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  Speaker 1: You show the pictures to who? A couple of my colleagues. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it just sounded like you said you showed it to
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  Speaker 1: friends of yours at a bar. Okay, Well, most people
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  Speaker 1: think that you should probably get those jubblis around an
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  Speaker 1: ecup rather than a ma'am. I'm just giving you my opinion. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ask for your opinion. I've made the decision.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting it done. I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to regret that you stop
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  Speaker 1: looking at my files. Okay, well, you sound like you're
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  Speaker 1: getting angry. I'm getting angry you called me. I'm out
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  Speaker 1: of the blue. I've got a surgery plan. I've already
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  Speaker 1: made the decision. You're showing pictures to your friend. I
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  Speaker 1: think what you might want to do is when you
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  Speaker 1: come in, we make one of those bazooms a sea
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  Speaker 1: cup and one an e, and then you test them
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  Speaker 1: out for a week and we see who's right. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how ridiculous that sounds? Do you think any
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  Speaker 1: woman would walk around with that? Man? It happens all
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  Speaker 1: the time. You are a dumb ass. Nobody in the
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: right mind would go out and get that done. I'm
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  Speaker 1: pern't go out and see women with one giant breath
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  Speaker 1: and one tiny breath. It's insane and stupid. Are you
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  Speaker 1: sure about that? Yeah? Yeah, I'm sure that you're a
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  Speaker 1: dumb ass. Yeah, I am sure about that. Hey, Bailey,
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  Speaker 1: what this is? Actually jewel from brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, your friend Rebecca set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, now you serious? Yeah? She said you were
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  Speaker 1: kind of getting nervous about your you know, surgery coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh go, I'm nervous now. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Reuven ninety two point five,