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Phone Tap: Breakfast Bar Bandit · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y Away.
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  Speaker 3: It's a rare occasion when we get an email from
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  Speaker 3: a spouse who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please,
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  Speaker 3: please please please prank the person who's staying in the
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  Speaker 3: room with me before we leave the hotel. So we
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  Speaker 3: had to act quick and we tell a guy he
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  Speaker 3: is officially not allowed on the premises anymore because we've
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  Speaker 3: done our investigation and tabbed him as the hotel's notorious
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  Speaker 3: breakfast bar bandit. We'll see how he reacts in your
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  Speaker 3: phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four h six?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Who is this?
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  Speaker 5: This is Sue Render from hotel management.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four
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  Speaker 4: nights with us, But unfortunately we're going to have to
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  Speaker 4: cut that a little short.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What we're going.
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  Speaker 5: To need you out by noon today?
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  Speaker 2: By noon today, that's twelve.
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  Speaker 5: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved.
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  Speaker 5: Are we clear?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Hold on, I still have two more days.
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  Speaker 2: I've already paid for the four nights.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and in.
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  Speaker 4: Those two days, our staff has noted multiple violations when
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  Speaker 4: it comes to the complimentary breakfast bar.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary.
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  Speaker 5: You don't understand it's included, right, Okay, yeah, I see
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  Speaker 5: you're playing dumb.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not playing dumb. I just don't understand what you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 4: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that
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  Speaker 4: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both
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  Speaker 4: days you've eaten four waffles.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, Are you really kicking me out
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  Speaker 2: of the hotel because of my waffle? Eat it right now?
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  Speaker 2: That's what's happening.
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  Speaker 5: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack
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  Speaker 4: of waffles blocking your view.
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  Speaker 2: But it's complimentary in the complimentary breakfast. What is what
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  Speaker 2: does the amount of waffles that I eat have anything
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  Speaker 2: to do with the fact that I paid. You're right
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  Speaker 2: for the hotel.
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  Speaker 5: You're right.
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  Speaker 4: If it was just the waffles, we could look past that.
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  Speaker 4: But those were minor infractions compared to everything else you did.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about, Oh oh yeah, you think
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  Speaker 4: that the staff wasn't tracking how many bananas you put
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  Speaker 4: in your knapsack before you lef.
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  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, I am allowed to take bananas out. There
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  Speaker 2: is no signs that says no bananas taking for snacking.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, listen, we don't need a sign for that. I
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  Speaker 4: just watched a video of a small child who wandered
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  Speaker 4: over to the fruit bowl, put his little hand in there,
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  Speaker 4: and came out with nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you know.
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  Speaker 4: How hungry that poor child is Right now, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not hungry at all because he's at a complementary
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  Speaker 2: breakfast bar where there's thousands of options and.
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  Speaker 4: He's allergic to all of them except for bananas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh give me a freaking break. Do not make me
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  Speaker 2: feel guilty because some child didn't get a banana.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine
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  Speaker 4: with your breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: Move on to that point, shall we.
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  Speaker 2: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa which
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  Speaker 2: should be available for the prices you guys are charging.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar.
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  Speaker 2: Well I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would
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  Speaker 4: like to remind you that this is a lakinta.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it is a glassy place.
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  Speaker 4: Sneak it off in your room like everybody else.
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  Speaker 2: This play thing classy. My air conditioning barely work.
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  Speaker 5: You're ironic.
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  Speaker 4: Red shirt that says I made a hole in one.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone knows what that means.
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  Speaker 2: It's a golf shirt. I got it from a tournament
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  Speaker 2: because I actually made a hole in one. Right are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about No?
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  Speaker 4: I guess I should have just moved your reservation to
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  Speaker 4: the next weekend when the Swinger's Convention is in town.
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  Speaker 2: That is offensive. You are bringing up a sexual comment
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  Speaker 2: because I'm wearing a golf shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really
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  Speaker 4: using those two bananas for.
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: We're a snack, That's what they all say, including your
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  Speaker 4: wife Erica.
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  Speaker 5: She called you a snack as well.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking How do you know
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  Speaker 2: her name? What is happening right now.
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  Speaker 4: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up
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  Speaker 4: for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah, this is that the hotel.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually Bruke from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: You freaking kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Me called us that you're like cleaning out the breakfast
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  Speaker 4: bar at the hotel.
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  Speaker 5: Right now, and you're actually proud of all. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it is free, but there is one small child crying
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  Speaker 5: down there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's just staring at a banana piel
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  Speaker 4: on the floor that you left. Sorry, well he needs.
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  Speaker 2: To get there faster than true. Should bemos too.
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  Speaker 5: I do agree with that.
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