Ryan Bridge: I don't sleep anymore, I just fill out forms

Ever tried to buy a pair of shoes online recently? What about a book? Or even book a haircut?

You would have been asked a billion questions.

It starts with what day and time you want your haircut.

Yep, fine, but then they want your; name, address, birthdate, postal address, how did you hear about us? What shampoo do you use?

I didn't ask for all that. At this point I'd rather pull my hair out in clumps than sit here and answer all these stupid, irrelevant questions.

I've been trying to get paid this week. I realise this is dangerous ground to be treading, I've only been here a week and the…

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