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Phone Tap: Historical Clown Landmark Status · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call, we reach out to a guy who recently
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  Speaker 1: moved into a house where him and his wife found
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  Speaker 1: an old painting up in the attic upstairs. It looked
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  Speaker 1: like it could be worth something. Oh, but they weren't sure,
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  Speaker 1: so they brought it to an appraiser. And now they're waiting.
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  Speaker 1: And in the meantime, the wife reached out to us
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  Speaker 1: to tell us about their situation so we could give
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  Speaker 1: our own appraisal. In your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: here's a seven. Yeah. Is this good morning? I'm calling
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  Speaker 2: from appraisal and consulting.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Stuart the Douche.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. Hello, Yeah, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: I believe you watched Scarlett dropped off a painting with
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  Speaker 3: us to be appraised.
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  Speaker 2: But she's not answering my rings. I've been trying to
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  Speaker 2: call her. Oh she is always has a phone on her.
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  Speaker 3: But also your number was listed on the sheet, so
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  Speaker 3: I thought I gave you a ring.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I am her husband.
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  Speaker 2: Well we all finished with the appraisal, Okay, I'm curious
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  Speaker 2: to what you found. I mean, is it worth anything?
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully you're sitting down. Uh yeah, I'm sitting down and
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  Speaker 2: must be something exciting to tell me.
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  Speaker 3: If you're what you're asking, Well, based on my initial research,
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  Speaker 3: I believe there's a good chance this could be an
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  Speaker 3: original Farnsworth A Farnsworth?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, can you believe it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Much about art. I'm sorry, who is that? You don't know? Farnsworth?
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  Speaker 2: The landed Nipples Farnsworth? Did you say nipples Farnsworth? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: I mean is this person famous? More like infamous? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Before he painted, he was actually known as a disgraced
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  Speaker 2: children's party clown from the nineteen forties.
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  Speaker 3: A disgraced We believe Nipples may have lived in your
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  Speaker 3: home when he was under house arrest for balloon animal
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  Speaker 3: related charges.
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  Speaker 2: What isn't that fascinating? No?
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  Speaker 3: Not really. I know this is a lot to take
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  Speaker 3: in all at once, But starting next month, your residence
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  Speaker 3: will be granted historical.
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  Speaker 2: Clown landmark status. What we're calling it Nipples Place Iconic.
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  Speaker 1: No, yes, I don't want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to live in a place called Nipples Place.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir, but you already do. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're there right now, and I'm just letting you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good landmark status like you normally hear about
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  Speaker 3: it. It's a lot more scandalous.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't want to be associated with anything scandalous.
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  Speaker 3: No you don't. But it is too late because this
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  Speaker 3: has leaked on social media. What so I predict you'll
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  Speaker 3: see as much foot traffic as the Dama house did.
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  Speaker 2: Did you just need Dahmer as a Jeffrey Dahmer, that
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  Speaker 2: guy who like is known for eating people?
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  Speaker 3: Now I referring to Mari Dama, the disgraced children's magician.
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  Speaker 2: He lived two dollars down. They're still looking for that
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  Speaker 2: little rabbit. What are you talking about? I'm sorry. Do
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  Speaker 2: you have a question about my God?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a question now about Moriy This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know how much the painting might
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  Speaker 1: be worked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there was just a simple appraisal.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're the city hall, right.
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  Speaker 2: It ended up being worth about Are you sitting down? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting down around four dollars. Four dollars. You've been
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  Speaker 2: wasting my time for four dollars.
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  Speaker 3: All the hosts and Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
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  Speaker 3: appraised it, so you may want to get a second
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  Speaker 3: opinion because they are igits.
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  Speaker 2: What this is.
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  Speaker 3: Holiday for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, We're doing
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  Speaker 3: a phone tap on you, man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my godness.
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  Speaker 2: Your wife Scarlett set you up for this one. Bro Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's yeah. She got me good because she knew, she
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  Speaker 2: knew I really wanted. I was hoping that the actual
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  Speaker 2: thing would be worth something. It is it is.
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  Speaker 3: I believe an original nipples fons with would be going
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  Speaker 3: up in value and someday would be worth almost ten dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I believe you completely, as you should, because Stuart la
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  Speaker 3: Douche doesn't lie.
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  Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties