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Phone Tap: 30 Year Streaming Package · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call duy away. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And have you ever signed
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  Speaker 1: up for one of those seven day free trials? And
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  Speaker 1: you mean to cancel it before the window ends, but
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  Speaker 1: then you forgot. They always get me. Yeah, twelve years later,
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  Speaker 1: still getting bills from Truish brannycam dot rem. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: ye gotta remember to go in and cancel. Yeah, old
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  Speaker 1: Polish granny by now that's the oldest. But today I
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who waited until the very last second
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  Speaker 1: to unsubscribe from his seven day trial with a popular
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  Speaker 1: TV streaming service. Okay, just got it on. If he
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  Speaker 1: was just a few minutes quicker, things would have been
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  Speaker 1: different minute. But instead his entire life is about to
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  Speaker 1: get turned upside out. No, he has no idea what
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  Speaker 1: happens next. It's your phone tap. Right after this on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Hello, Hi, this is Terry calling from TV.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Jack. This is now. Hi Jack.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because we received your email about
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  Speaker 1: issues you had canceling your Screaming package. Yes, I did
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  Speaker 1: the seven day free trial and just eat out to
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  Speaker 1: cancel the plan, which I did it within the seven days.
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  Speaker 1: But it looks like I got charged anyway. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: can definitely help you out with that. Let me pull
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  Speaker 1: up your account and see what's going on here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Orry, of course. Hold on. Okay, So it
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  Speaker 1: looks like you did cancel your accounts, but it came
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  Speaker 1: in five minutes after the cutoff time. What squid lady? Darn?
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  Speaker 1: So I thought I did it in time. I did
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  Speaker 1: it within a seventh day period. No, I'm sorry you
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  Speaker 1: did not. Anyway, you can make an exception. I definitely
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  Speaker 1: did it on a seventh day. Oh I wish I could,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sorry I can't do that. The good news, though, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: is that you were automatically enrolled into our Diamond Platinum package.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that wonderful? Yeah? I'm not interested in that. But
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  Speaker 1: what I have to do to cancel what? I have
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  Speaker 1: to wait the full thirty days to cancel it, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Sorry, The Diamond Platinum Plan is not month to month.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean the Diamond Platinum package is a
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  Speaker 1: thirty year commitment. No way. The good news is that
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  Speaker 1: it locked you in a fantastic value price only one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty dollars a year for thirty years. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that nice? What are you talking about? I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to streaming service for thirty years? Or did you not
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  Speaker 1: read the terms and conditions on the free trial? No?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody reads that stuff, oh Jupiter, because if you did,
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  Speaker 1: you would have seen that after your free trial expires,
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  Speaker 1: you're imediately enrolled in the thirty year dinar. Who in
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  Speaker 1: the right mind would sign up for thirty year plan?
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  Speaker 1: We actually have thousands of our users who absolutely love it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I doubt and I think it's stupid. I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't want the package. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: called to cancel. Okay, I guess there is another option.
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  Speaker 1: If you no longer would like to subscribe, I can
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  Speaker 1: send you an email to cancel your plan. Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to cancel. Okay, so you want to cancel,
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  Speaker 1: There is going to be a small cancelation fee. Let
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  Speaker 1: me guess ten grand. You guys are unbelievable. Certain you
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  Speaker 1: didn't let me finish It only costs ninety nine cents
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  Speaker 1: as in a dollar. Ninety nine cents less than a dollar. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: if I could pay a dollar to cancel, that's fine, dynamite. So, sir,
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  Speaker 1: are you at your computer right now? Yes? I am, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to send you a link to your email,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta be ready because if you don't click
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  Speaker 1: the link within thirty seconds, then you will automatically be
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  Speaker 1: upgraded to our forty year uranium plan. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna do it for We're not gonna do
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  Speaker 1: thirty year. No one second. I'm locking into my computer
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  Speaker 1: sent did you You didn't mention I just had thirty
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  Speaker 1: seconds to do it, right? You mean thirty seconds out
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  Speaker 1: that log into my computer car? Right? More like twenty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds now, so I would definitely hurt. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: It's not to check your junk folder because a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them get sent over to junk. What do you
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  Speaker 1: mean who'll send something an expection to sign in twenty seconds?
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  Speaker 1: I did forget to tell you. Sometimes in the past,
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  Speaker 1: customers have sent that there can be a forty five
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  Speaker 1: second delay. This is ridiculous. What type of scammer are
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  Speaker 1: you running here? Who can do this in thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 1: This is a ridiculous looking for you for all I
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  Speaker 1: want is my feedback that I don't want to pay
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  Speaker 1: for damn platinum package for thirty years. No time is up? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Did you click it? No? I didn't click on any link.
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  Speaker 1: I barely open my email. Are you serious? I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that, sir. Just give me the damn deposit back
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  Speaker 1: o monkey butters. You just must have been a little
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  Speaker 1: bit slow on the uptake there. Would you like to
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  Speaker 1: hear about your new forty year package? I absolutely don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear about a streaming package that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: use for forty years. It's better, it's got better value.
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  Speaker 1: Do you take the better value and you shove it
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  Speaker 1: up your Well that's not very nice, sir. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: That's not very nice. You give me thirty seconds to
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  Speaker 1: get into my computer and signed doctor cancelation fee. We
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  Speaker 1: have to have given take you know what? Let me
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  Speaker 1: speak with your damn supervisor. How about that? Sir? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but customer service is not included in your forty year
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  Speaker 1: uranium packing. Put your supervisor or a manager on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you prank calls are Would you like
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  Speaker 1: one of those? Free of charge? I would speak with
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  Speaker 1: who you can speak with? A radio host. His name
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  Speaker 1: is Jeffrey. He's really really swell. No way, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey. In
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  Speaker 1: the morning, we're doing a phone tapple. Oh my gosh, No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not. Yeah, your girlfriend Janice set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: said you got really mad at yourself for not canceling
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  Speaker 1: a TV streaming service the other day. She wanted to
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  Speaker 1: play a prank on you. I feel like a fool.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. We listened all the time. We love
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Believe it is she on the phone. No,
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  Speaker 1: she's not here. But hey, before you go, check your
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  Speaker 1: email because you need to click the link in three
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  Speaker 1: seconds or you're automatically enrolled in our Ben Franklin Silver
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  Speaker 1: Century deal. You're like using this voice. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: and I couldn't catch it. I didn't know it was you,
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  Speaker 1: But you guys are great. Terry's very twicky, Yes he is.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a fool. Weeke up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: fun tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning,