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Phone Tap: Drone Lights · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And this one we actually recorded
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  Speaker 1: back before Christmas, where a guy was having a holiday
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  Speaker 1: party and he booked a Christmas light installation company to
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  Speaker 1: come out and brighten up the outside of his house. Right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: According to his wife, he was really stressed out about it.
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  Speaker 1: He was worried that they wouldn't get it done in
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  Speaker 1: time for the party. Okay, Yeah, that's where our own
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  Speaker 1: Jose Bolanos comes in Love Christmas. Yeah, he's gonna call
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  Speaker 1: the guy while he's at work and let him know
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  Speaker 1: there's been some problems with the installation. Oh no, but
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  Speaker 1: Jose's ideas to fix it are even worse and make
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  Speaker 1: her at the same time. You go, it's your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hey is
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  Speaker 1: this Matt. This is my name's Jimmy. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: the workers for Christmas Light installation service. Oh yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm at your place right now? Are
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  Speaker 1: you at home? By chance? Are you inside? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at work. Dang it. That would have been way easier.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Um? How do I say this? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we were hanging up your lights, and by we I
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  Speaker 1: mean me because everyone called in sick today of course, right,
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  Speaker 1: okay one of those days. Um, Hold, are any of
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  Speaker 1: your neighbors around by chance? Because then this doesn't even
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  Speaker 1: have to like happen this conbou once. You just let
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  Speaker 1: me know what's going on. Just okay, give me to
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  Speaker 1: give it to me straight, you know, all right? I okay,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of got my drones stuck on your roof.
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  Speaker 1: What a drone? You know what a drone is? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now. Why would your drone be
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  Speaker 1: stuck on my roof? Well it's more than one, first off,
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  Speaker 1: But I just figured it'd be a lot easier to
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  Speaker 1: hang up your lights if I attached them to some
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  Speaker 1: drones and just flew them up there. Okay, just let
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  Speaker 1: me know what we need to do to fix this,
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  Speaker 1: because this holiday party is tonight, so the decorations yet
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  Speaker 1: they have to go up tonight. Okay, well, looking back
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  Speaker 1: on it, it was probably a bad idea, but that's
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  Speaker 1: on me. But hey, dude, drones can do some cool stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, please please stop stop okay, stop talking like,
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  Speaker 1: we just need to figure out a solution. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a few hours, so just I do have it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I did have a solution to correct myself. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what do we need to do? Well, I had two
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  Speaker 1: drones going at the same time, right, well, then they
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  Speaker 1: got tangled up in the lights and they crashed. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goshen and and so no, I have some rescue
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  Speaker 1: drones that I launched, and they were going to get
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  Speaker 1: the crash drones, but then the rescue drones bumped into it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand, and you don't understand. This can't happen.
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  Speaker 1: I have like cards get out for this that have
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  Speaker 1: like the Christmas light. This is like the whole point
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  Speaker 1: of the party. So this is like I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad, And once the lights are up, you
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be so impressed. I just ran out of
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  Speaker 1: drones to go get the other drones. I'm like dry
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  Speaker 1: on drones. Well I exactly just tell me this. How
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  Speaker 1: many drones are on the roof right now. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like seven maybe eight. Well, I kept launching missions back
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  Speaker 1: to back and then actually, dude, oh one of them
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  Speaker 1: hit your chimney and I think it went down. There
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  Speaker 1: was like a gust to win, So do not start
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  Speaker 1: your fire. That will damage the drone and nobody wants that.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to try to call somebody else. I gotta,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta put this out this. Look, you don't need
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  Speaker 1: to call anybody. We are professionals here. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you know what a professional means. Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the most amateur show I've ever experienced, and it's going
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  Speaker 1: to ruin my whole part. Oh my god, I really,
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  Speaker 1: I just got an idea. You're gonna love this, dude,
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  Speaker 1: It's better be good. What do you got? What if
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  Speaker 1: we have all the drones light up at once and
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  Speaker 1: it's like its own show and they're already all on
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  Speaker 1: your roof. You have one in your house right now,
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  Speaker 1: The party's gonna love it. Your fireplace as a drone
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  Speaker 1: with lights on it. You need to stop talking. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about drones anymore. Need to get
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  Speaker 1: a ladder, you need to go up there. You need
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  Speaker 1: to get the drones off. You need to figure this out, dude, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: like this is crazy. Okay, Matt, my god, I thought
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  Speaker 1: about this before I called you, and I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do what? What are you talking about? I
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  Speaker 1: can't climb the ladder because I'm scared of heights. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how in the world do you work for a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: installation place? Well, you're scared of heights. This is not happening.
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  Speaker 1: Usually I just drive the truck and then I kind
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  Speaker 1: of passed the lights up to the other workers. I've
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  Speaker 1: never done the roof work. Oh my god. Look, can't
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  Speaker 1: leave work, right I can't. I would go up on
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  Speaker 1: the ladder. I no, look, no, look, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to leave. You don't have to do anything. Just do this.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your credit card number. Why can FedEx a
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  Speaker 1: bigger rescue drone to toe all of the other drones
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  Speaker 1: off your roof. There's a huge one I found on Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what to do right now. I
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  Speaker 1: can't leave. There's a more on on my roof with
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  Speaker 1: fifty drones. This is you seem stressed out. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: an understatement. I'm freaking out. I'm good at reading people. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a people person, Matt. Okay, please please, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make you feel better. Okay, are you ready to
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  Speaker 1: feel good? You're gonna feel great, Matt. It's given me
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  Speaker 1: the best feeling I've had in a long time. Matt.
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  Speaker 1: This had better not be another one of your stupid ideas.
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  Speaker 1: If you say the word drone, I swear to god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come freak out on you. See Janelle said
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  Speaker 1: you were going to freak out, and I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: She would not Janelle, your wife would never lie to me. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's the one who set us up. This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call, man, Oh my god. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a Jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you
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  Speaker 1: believe it. She said, you were like so stress about
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  Speaker 1: the holiday party and the lights being up and everything
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  Speaker 1: and hiring a company, so she just wanted us a
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  Speaker 1: mess with you, bro, and I really wanted to. Everything
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  Speaker 1: is going fine, they're installing the lights as of now.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have any problems, man, you know who
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  Speaker 1: to call anyone but me. The week of every morning
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  Speaker 1: with food tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,