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Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Mudder · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.
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  Speaker 1: Another Juba on the twenties toy I'm moving five him.
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  Speaker 1: Hi is this Jacqueline? Yeah, this is Jacqueline. Hi, Jacqueline.
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  Speaker 1: This is Seth McElroy. I'm one of the assistants here
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  Speaker 1: at daycare. How are you doing? I'm good? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay. I'm calling in regards to your daughter Linay.
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  Speaker 1: She forgot her permission slip today, so I was wondering
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  Speaker 1: if she's approved or permisius for what, proofs for what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this. Oh, she didn't tell
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  Speaker 1: you about the baby mutter? The baby mutter? Yeah? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's three. You can't really expect her to
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  Speaker 1: tell me something. It's an extreme obstacle. Course, we supply
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  Speaker 1: the helmets and the kneepads and just let the kids
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  Speaker 1: go it's a lot of fun. It's like a tough mutter,
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  Speaker 1: but for babies. You know what I'm talking about. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious right now? Oh? Yeah, it's a great event.
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  Speaker 1: Where is this happening, Well, it happens in an obstacle
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  Speaker 1: course just a little ways away. Your daughter Linae is
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  Speaker 1: on the bus there now Wait no, yeah, you just no,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely not, yes, she absolutely is three year all on
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  Speaker 1: the bus without her mother's permission. Well, I figured that
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  Speaker 1: you were okay with it, and we were going to
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  Speaker 1: get to no no if you had figured no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I am not okay with it because I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what it is. I have not heard a thing
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  Speaker 1: about it, right, That's why I was trying to explain
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  Speaker 1: to you that baby mutter. It's an obstacle course. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: an obstacle course. How is it three year old going
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  Speaker 1: to do that? Oh? You should see, it's really the
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  Speaker 1: cutest thing. We've got the walls set up, and of
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  Speaker 1: course all the mud and the you know, some fire
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  Speaker 1: obstacles some what's that you said? Fire? Yeah, some fire obstacles,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean they're not nearly as hot as they
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  Speaker 1: were last year. We've learned our lesson we've toned it
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  Speaker 1: down a little bit. Are you guys doing over there?
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  Speaker 1: It's called the baby mutter. That's what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you here. I don't care what it is. This
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous. You should not. If I can be frank
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  Speaker 1: with you for a second, ma'am, I think you can,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much. I think she's not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're being a little selfish, don't you. I
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  Speaker 1: think you're being an apple. Your daughter really wants to
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  Speaker 1: participate in the baby mutter? I don't care. She's three.
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  Speaker 1: She'll get about it in two minutes. If you're worried
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  Speaker 1: about the length of it, do you want to be sued?
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  Speaker 1: Because that's where this is headed. Not really, ma'am. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you better tell me right now that this is a
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  Speaker 1: joke before I seriously lose my you and what's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen if I don't tell you it's a joke. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come over there right now and rip out your throat.
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  Speaker 1: That would hurt, I gotta say, that would not be pleasant.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a joke? Seriously? Can you stop with me?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a joke? Are you wondering if it's a joke? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: some times glad to say that, Well, which part are
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  Speaker 1: you wondering as a joke? Are you wondering if this
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous? Yeah? Is that the part you're wondering as
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  Speaker 1: a joke? Or I'm confused? And are you joking with me?
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  Speaker 1: Who's joking here? Somebody's joking and I don't like it?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? This is actually jewel from brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: your husband Jeff set you up. Yeah, his throat out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding? Oh my god. So
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  Speaker 1: do you want to let your daughter participate in the
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  Speaker 1: tough mutter for babies? Oh? Yes, absolutely built character